Chasing Barendur Session 16

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For my listings for my art.

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And it is difficult to find art online that features women in armor that isn’t just bikinis and stuff.

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I know.

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Well, do you have anything to link?

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What?

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Do you have anything to link?

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Like, just to show?

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For like the armor?

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Yeah, I’m curious in your art is what I’m trying to say.

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Oh, I don’t really do art.

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I’m looking for commissions, looking for someone who I can hire.

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Okay.

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Okay, I got you.

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Yeah.

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Because something I look forward to doing as I get going more is getting a regular artist who I go to for commission so I have a consistency in style with everything I have.

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But that has to wait long term until I have more games going and I have more income with that.

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So a little story about the computer that I built for my other dungeon master.

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Shipped it off, but before I did, I was setting all the software up.

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My wife made a joke.

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I’ll tell you what, I named the computer after the joke, and I recorded it and I sent it off.

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And they thought it was fucking hilarious.

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My wife, as a joke, told me to name the computer Dungeon Mommy.

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And I fucking did.

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They thought it was fucking hilarious.

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That is very funny.

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Sorry, she doesn’t like it.

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She can change it.

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They can name a computer anything.

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Yeah.

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And it’s not hard to rename a computer.

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It’s not.

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But it arrived safe, and my three days of fucking constant worry checking UPS website is done.

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Her wife is very happy because her lamp is literally starting to go out on her.

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That is just shit I had laying around the house.

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I was trying to sell a video card out of 2070, trying to sell it for $400.

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So basically, she just bought the video card and I sent her the rest of the parts after I built them.

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Hello?

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Hello.

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There we go.

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Hello.

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What’s up?

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Sorry about that.

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My thing crashed.

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Ah.

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But we’re alive.

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We’re working.

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Oh, man.

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If you hear grunting and stuff in the background, it’s my son.

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Okay.

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So, how’s my new mic doing?

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I’m still working on getting my settings dialed in.

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It’s a lot better than last session.

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Yeah, you were a little like, it sounded like you were in an empty room last session.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So my mic has two settings on it.

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It has the paraboloid setting, which is just focused at me.

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And then it has the room setting, which captures everything.

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And I had it on the wrong one last time.

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And I realized that as I was going through the recordings yesterday.

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Oh, no.

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No, but it sounds a lot better.

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Well, that’s good.

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I’ll be right back.

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I don’t have a camera, so sorry.

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You don’t get to see my sexy face.

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Real shame.

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I love them.

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I’ll turn on my camera when I’m finished eating because my dinner just got here.

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What are we eating tonight?

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Oh, just a shrimp and chicken basket from the local eatery.

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Nice.

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I had, I tried pho for the first time today.

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Holy shit.

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Oh, yeah.

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That stuff’s pretty good, man.

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I had like the basic rare beef, which I guess is like your typical bull.

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And it’s pretty good stuff.

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Yeah.

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I think I’ve seen like Skorne, I think it is.

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I think I’ve seen him on some YouTube videos like teaching DD.

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I think.

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Oh, yeah?

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No, that’s not me.

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Okay.

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It looks just like you.

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Because when I was learning, I was YouTubing videos.

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And someone who looks like you came up.

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There’s somebody on YouTube who looks like me.

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I’m so sorry.

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For him or you or me.

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Him.

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Hang on.

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Damn it.

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A little story that happened to me today.

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Oh, yeah.

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Mowing the grass, and I make one pass, and I start to make another pass.

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And I’m going around my wife’s rosebush trying to avoid it.

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And I see all these black dots in the moose and right in front of me.

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What the fuck are those little bees?

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That’s what my mind thought.

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And I fucking ran.

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And it was a fucking swarm.

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Oh.

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Didn’t get stopped.

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Well, that’s good.

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Killed them, motherfuckers.

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Tried gas, gas, didn’t work, so I shot him as wasp killer.

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Yeah, this week I was at work, and I had the unfortunate business because I work in manufacturing, and there’s a guy that I work with who kind of doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he thinks he does.

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And he.

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Has a tendency to try and make things that are new and innovative, and they’re not very new or innovative.

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I can’t go into too much detail, but sometimes the stuff people bring to me at work is just ridiculous.

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I can assume you can say, Yes, you’re nowhere played fifth, you’re in Idaho, I know a shitload of Air Force bases that are out there.

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You’re also an engineer, so you could be working for the government.

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I don’t know sometimes, uh, uh, we do sell a lot of stuff to governments, yeah, um, but this guy’s just a regular idiot, he’s not a government idiot, okay, anyways.

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Once everyone is ready, we’ll get started with the recap.

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Sala’s not joining us, uh, no, she had a project that she has to get done.

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Gotcha.

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I’m good to go.

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I don’t know about Aldrich or Spornzaal even.

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I’m good.

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I’m listening.

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I’m just going to finish my dinner real quick here.

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Aldrich, Aldrich, are you here?

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Well, we’ll give it a few minutes and then we’ll get started.

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Let’s hear it.

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So, yeah, I’m waiting to hear back.

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Once he says something, we can get started with that.

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But in the meantime, I am going to be sending out something either later tonight or tomorrow that is going to be getting you guys a little more involved in the world building and the factions in the next town.

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And I’m going to be sending out a sheet for everyone who wants to fill out to where they get to build a faction for the town, and they have one person they know in the faction that’s their connection to it.

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Sounds interesting.

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That’ll be fun.

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You cut off for me.

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You’re sending out what again, Skorne.

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I’m sending out a, it’s, I’m making a form for factions so that in the next town, you guys are all going to design a faction and one character you know from that faction so that you have a tie-in to the town when you get there.

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Okay.

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Just the general direction I’m trying to go is more involved world building with players.

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My wife didn’t like The Gentleman.

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She said it was too predictable.

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Anyone ever seen that one?

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No.

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It’s a guy Richie film.

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It’s on Netflix, but it’s got like Colin Farrell in it, Charlie Hunnam, Matthew McConaughey.

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I think it’s a fucking cool shit movie.

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I watched Sinners.

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Oh my god.

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I was like, please say Sinners.

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Please say fucking Sinners.

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My God, that is damn near a perfect movie.

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That was a great movie, man.

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I really enjoyed it.

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And I kept seeing that shit, the Rocky Road to Dublin scene on TikTok, and I was like, I’ve got to see this fucking movie.

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So finally, when it came on HB, I was like, let’s watch this shit.

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Yeah, I just watched it last week.

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Yeah, me and my wife.

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Yeah, it was pretty good.

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There’s so much symbolism in that fucking movie.

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I got to stack up my letterbox reviews for this year.

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I’ve only seen 16 films this year.

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You’re doing a lot better than I am.

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I mean, compared to last year, I watched 174 films.

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Oh, wow.

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Way back.

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I was really binging last year.

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This year, I slowed down.

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I like watching TV shows.

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The storytelling’s better.

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There’s one in particular that I fucking absolutely fell in love with.

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It’s called SAS Rogue Heroes.

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And it’s on Prime.

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And it’s got the guy who does the, he’s Remic and Sinners.

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Right.

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He’s the main character in that show.

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And he doesn’t give a fuck.

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It’s great.

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Partially who I formed my character Ash around.

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Because he was sitting there in a scene and his commanding officer was looking for him and yelling for him.

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And he’s sitting there playing chess, right?

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So he gets his guy in check.

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He’s like, and the commander comes up to him.

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He’s like, I told you to get on your feet.

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He’s like, you’re going to wait your turn.

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I got my friend in check here.

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And he continues to yell.

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I mean, he just beats the shit out of him and comes back to the chess game.

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He’s like, I have you in check.

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So I see that’s the personality you’re going for with Ash.

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Kinda, yeah.

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Got you.

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Not with you guys, with the commanding officer shit.

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But it’s SAS Rogue Heroes is semi-based on true facts on how the British SAS came to be, which is their special forces.

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They started out in the desert and they trained.

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They would run.

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They would drive Jeeps or whatever they at like 40 miles an hour and they would throw people out at the back and they would learn how to parachute jump or parachute fall.

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That’s how they learned.

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And then they did multiple like jumps in Sicily and shit to invade the Nazis.

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It’s pretty intense.

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It’s so fucking good.

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Give it a whirl.

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TV shows, I feel like.

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Like, I don’t, man, I really don’t watch as much TV shows as I as I probably should.

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You should definitely watch Andor.

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Andor, I heard out of the recent stuff that’s been coming out of for like Star Wars, that’s been like one of the good ones.

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That ties in so much good with Rogue One and whole seasons.

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Because the first season is like five years before Rogue One, but the second season, every three episodes, is a year gets closer.

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12 episodes, so it’s four years.

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So they do four years, three years, two years, and then wrote one event.

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Literally, the exact scene or the ending scene is his first mission to go to Rogue One.

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Gotcha.

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It ties in so well.

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And there’s the same guy who did Rogue One wrote all of the scripts and stuff, so he knows the parallels and what the background story behind Andor was.

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No, I’ve been watching garbage TV recently.

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I’ve been those would be my two recommendations.

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I’ve been watching Gray’s Anatomy.

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Turn that shit off.

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Watch the pit.

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You know, the pit that is on my list.

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I was like, I hear that’s good.

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And I was like, oh, this is like compact enough that I could probably finish this quickly.

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Okay, so quick story.

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I wanted to test how real this shit was.

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So there’s a scene in that where the guy thinks he has testicular torsion.

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I’m a urology nurse.

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So I’m a urology nurse.

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Oh.

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So the ER doc was teaching him how to relinquish the pressure on testicular torsion.

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So I asked my attending provider, I was like, hey, can an ER doc do that?

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And it’s like, oh, yeah, they can.

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You just twist open the textbook is what they call it.

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And that is the exact same fucking words that the show used.

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Twist open the textbook.

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Yeah.

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So if imagining opening up a book, you twist your hands.

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So you got to twist your hands and you got to figure out which way to decompress the pressure on testicular torsion.

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I got some fucked up shit about urology.

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That’s not even the grossest one.

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I can tell you my funkiest case.

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So this guy went on a three-day methamphetamine bender, blacked out.

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Didn’t know what the fuck was going on.

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Every time he peed, it burned.

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So he came to the ER.

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Well, he was screaming in pain.

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Apparently, when you’re on a three-day mess bender and you don’t have any fucking memory, you shove fucking button batteries in your fucking dick.

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So he had the lithium-ion from the batteries burning his urethra every time he peed.

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And that man screamed so fucking loud.

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I’ve never heard that blood-curdling scream from anybody because we were trying to fish him out because he had six of them in there.

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So they took him to the operator and finished him out, put a foley in him.

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I haven’t seen him since.

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Well, you know, that could mean one of two things.

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He’s either dead or he’s not coming to our fucking hospital.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but he’s a vet, so they typically come to us.

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That was two years ago.

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I was in Los Angeles when I didn’t get to see the healing because they had to scope him again.

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That’s what I do.

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I stick cameras in dicks.

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Thanks, man.

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Someone’s got to do it.

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Yeah.

00:13:30.960 –> 00:13:32.799
There’s a job for anything.

00:13:33.600 –> 00:13:37.279
I will actually tell you, this is probably one of the better jobs that I’ve ever had.

00:13:37.600 –> 00:13:47.120
One, because I learned so much about the human male anatomy that most men don’t fucking care about, and they want to control women’s bodies, so they don’t even know shit about their own cells.

00:13:47.440 –> 00:13:48.159
Very true.

00:13:48.399 –> 00:13:58.000
And we get a lot of the bladder cancers we see are from Vietnam vets’ experience in the Agent Orange and the genetic defects that they get.

00:13:58.240 –> 00:13:59.360
Oh, there we go.

00:13:59.680 –> 00:14:04.480
So my freeware camera software was trying to get me to take a survey.

00:14:04.799 –> 00:14:05.120
Okay.

00:14:05.600 –> 00:14:07.200
And I told them no.

00:14:07.759 –> 00:14:09.200
So it’s working now.

00:14:10.720 –> 00:14:11.120
All right.

00:14:11.279 –> 00:14:12.240
Well, now that we got.

00:14:12.879 –> 00:14:17.360
Oh, there’s all that boy was making tea for his whole family.

00:14:18.960 –> 00:14:19.600
All right.

00:14:19.759 –> 00:14:29.519
So to give a quick recap of where we’re at, last time, while journeying through the mountains, you went to find the Crystal Giants.

00:14:29.840 –> 00:14:40.000
Following the road up to them, you did find that there were only seven of the Crystal Giants, but many of the smaller constructs that they had made.

00:14:40.319 –> 00:14:46.319
However, their master had been resurrected as a lich and now still ruled over them.

00:14:46.639 –> 00:14:54.879
Some bargains were made, and you have learned that someone has already gotten one of the artifacts that you need.

00:14:55.200 –> 00:14:57.920
Not only that, he has had it for a long time.

00:14:58.240 –> 00:15:01.920
Now, you have been tasked by the lich to go assassinate Lauren.

00:15:03.960 –> 00:15:10.039
And help him retake the city of Alistair Lost in the name of his descendant.

00:15:10.679 –> 00:15:18.279
After this, you proceeded into a cave where the mountain pass had collapsed and you needed an alternate route.

00:15:18.600 –> 00:15:27.000
Inside the cave, you encountered such terrible threats as burrowing creatures that would pounce out of the ground at you.

00:15:27.320 –> 00:15:32.279
You were forewarned about an elementalist, however, you dealt with him swiftly.

00:15:32.600 –> 00:15:36.679
And now you are back to walking through the dark caves.

00:15:37.000 –> 00:15:39.000
Actually, that’s the passage is narrowing.

00:15:39.320 –> 00:15:40.840
Wasn’t he banished?

00:15:41.000 –> 00:15:42.840
And he’s going to come back in a minute.

00:15:43.320 –> 00:15:45.879
I banished his golem.

00:15:46.519 –> 00:15:47.960
So, oh, I think.

00:15:48.759 –> 00:15:50.440
Tell me if I’m remembering that wrong.

00:15:50.759 –> 00:15:58.519
So, to be exact about what happened, the golem got banished, and then the elementalist was put under a feigned death.

00:15:58.600 –> 00:16:01.639
So, he is for 24 hours, he is effectively dead.

00:16:01.960 –> 00:16:07.000
And then after that, his soul will go back to his body and he will awaken.

00:16:07.639 –> 00:16:08.360
Cool.

00:16:10.600 –> 00:16:19.159
And now, as you’re proceeding in the dark of the caves, it is slowly narrowing on you.

00:16:20.120 –> 00:16:26.600
Where once you could stand three abreast, now two, and further ahead, it seems to get more narrow.

00:16:27.240 –> 00:16:29.000
I hope that means we’re almost out of here.

00:16:29.320 –> 00:16:31.480
Probably a bad time to say I’m claustrophobic.

00:16:31.799 –> 00:16:32.680
Oh, okay.

00:16:33.879 –> 00:16:34.840
Kidding.

00:16:36.600 –> 00:16:37.879
What should we do with this guy?

00:16:38.200 –> 00:16:39.639
Did we bring him along?

00:16:40.279 –> 00:16:42.680
I mean, he’s still right here in front of us.

00:16:43.080 –> 00:16:43.879
I mean, I don’t know.

00:16:44.039 –> 00:16:47.879
He’s yeah, so the passageway narrows right through where you are.

00:16:48.200 –> 00:16:48.919
Oh, okay.

00:16:49.240 –> 00:16:51.960
So you’re still standing there where you have the unconscious guy.

00:16:52.039 –> 00:16:53.320
Well, the dead guy.

00:16:53.960 –> 00:16:55.320
I think we should just move on.

00:16:55.639 –> 00:16:56.360
Leave him here.

00:16:56.519 –> 00:16:58.279
I mean, who knows?

00:16:58.919 –> 00:17:03.559
If there were other people who wanted to go through these tunnels, this guy would have killed them.

00:17:03.879 –> 00:17:06.440
Yeah, and I say let him because we don’t want anyone following us.

00:17:07.720 –> 00:17:09.400
Why couldn’t we just cut off his head?

00:17:09.720 –> 00:17:13.240
Well, I also, I mean, he has no way to defend himself.

00:17:13.559 –> 00:17:13.880
Fuck that.

00:17:14.119 –> 00:17:14.599
It’s better.

00:17:14.680 –> 00:17:15.160
It’s easy.

00:17:15.400 –> 00:17:15.880
We could.

00:17:18.039 –> 00:17:19.000
You want me to do it?

00:17:19.079 –> 00:17:19.640
I’ll do it.

00:17:19.880 –> 00:17:23.079
So, wait, so this is an elemental, or is this like a guy?

00:17:23.400 –> 00:17:25.720
This is a guy who summons elementals.

00:17:26.039 –> 00:17:26.279
Right.

00:17:26.440 –> 00:17:28.599
So he’s just a human, I guess.

00:17:28.920 –> 00:17:30.039
Yeah, just a human.

00:17:30.360 –> 00:17:31.000
Gotcha.

00:17:31.319 –> 00:17:36.920
In a day, he’s going to figure out, wonder who the hell we were, and he’s going to try to find us, and he’s going to take vengeance.

00:17:37.240 –> 00:17:38.200
Take off his head?

00:17:38.440 –> 00:17:39.640
That’s a problem solved.

00:17:39.960 –> 00:17:48.200
Well, I have a problem with killing somebody who’s unconscious, especially when they have no way of, you know, defending themselves or speaking for themselves.

00:17:49.480 –> 00:17:56.599
When it was immediate combat, you know, when he was trying to kill us, that’s one thing, but we were able to disarm him, which was the point.

00:17:57.559 –> 00:18:00.920
Stone Golem is going to come back when my spell ends, so we need to move.

00:18:05.480 –> 00:18:07.240
Roughly necessary.

00:18:07.559 –> 00:18:10.279
If we bind him, he’s going to die of starvation or dehydration.

00:18:10.440 –> 00:18:14.200
So how far are we from.

00:18:14.839 –> 00:18:21.480
Because we said that we would go through this tunnel and it would lead us to the other side, right?

00:18:21.720 –> 00:18:23.079
To the next town.

00:18:23.400 –> 00:18:23.720
Yeah.

00:18:24.440 –> 00:18:26.279
So you have about a week of caves.

00:18:27.160 –> 00:18:27.319
Yeah.

00:18:27.559 –> 00:18:29.880
Skorne doesn’t want to fight that elemental when it comes back.

00:18:29.960 –> 00:18:31.000
So he’s going to move on.

00:18:31.319 –> 00:18:33.559
I’m just like, guys, time to go.

00:18:34.119 –> 00:18:35.319
Am I killing him or not?

00:18:35.640 –> 00:18:36.839
No, you’re not killing him.

00:18:38.839 –> 00:18:47.319
If it takes out a piece of parchment and he writes on it, it says, don’t do bad things or else.

00:18:47.640 –> 00:18:50.200
And then he tucks it under.

00:18:50.440 –> 00:18:54.680
He puts it in his palm and he props him up against the wall.

00:18:55.000 –> 00:18:57.880
He’s like, all right, cool.

00:18:58.360 –> 00:18:59.720
Let’s move on.

00:19:00.039 –> 00:19:00.599
All right.

00:19:01.079 –> 00:19:03.079
This is going to be a problem later.

00:19:03.319 –> 00:19:04.599
Mark my words.

00:19:04.920 –> 00:19:06.920
Well, we dealt with it now.

00:19:07.640 –> 00:19:09.720
What stops us from dealing with it later?

00:19:10.039 –> 00:19:10.279
Yeah.

00:19:10.920 –> 00:19:11.880
You can get friends.

00:19:12.119 –> 00:19:12.920
But, okay.

00:19:13.240 –> 00:19:14.680
I mean, we took care of his friends.

00:19:14.759 –> 00:19:15.880
Let’s be home on now.

00:19:16.039 –> 00:19:20.279
Don’t underestimate our powers or our ability to be able to handle things.

00:19:21.880 –> 00:19:22.440
I’m not sure.

00:19:22.519 –> 00:19:23.559
I think it’s this way.

00:19:24.599 –> 00:19:26.680
Oh, I don’t know if I was supposed to do that.

00:19:27.000 –> 00:19:31.480
Which I’ve seen multiple exits here, and I’m probably looking at the wrong one.

00:19:31.720 –> 00:19:34.039
I think it’s a dead end because we were already over there.

00:19:34.360 –> 00:19:36.360
Let’s go to where that corner.

00:19:36.519 –> 00:19:39.720
Ash was over there around that corner dead end, or is there still more over there?

00:19:40.039 –> 00:19:41.000
There’s a cave.

00:19:41.799 –> 00:19:42.119
All right.

00:19:42.360 –> 00:19:43.079
Well, we’re in one.

00:19:45.079 –> 00:19:46.840
It’s a cave in a cave.

00:19:48.119 –> 00:19:48.440
Oh.

00:19:48.680 –> 00:19:50.519
Ooh, that’s narrow as hell.

00:19:50.840 –> 00:19:51.880
Yeah, it is.

00:19:52.200 –> 00:19:53.079
Yeah, I don’t like it.

00:19:53.400 –> 00:19:55.639
Skorne got stuck under that bullet there.

00:19:55.880 –> 00:19:59.240
All right, well, we’re going to continue to the next map.

00:19:59.559 –> 00:20:00.279
Oh, okay.

00:20:00.599 –> 00:20:02.840
As you were proceeding, you see where it is narrow.

00:20:04.880 –> 00:20:09.039
A large cliff going off the edge into the darkness.

00:20:09.359 –> 00:20:15.599
The next wall’s so far away you can’t see it, and you can hear the wind rushing through below.

00:20:16.240 –> 00:20:17.599
So it’s just abyss?

00:20:17.920 –> 00:20:18.400
Yes.

00:20:18.960 –> 00:20:19.519
Gosh.

00:20:19.759 –> 00:20:21.200
Stay close to the walls, guys.

00:20:21.519 –> 00:20:22.799
Tom speaks up.

00:20:23.119 –> 00:20:25.359
I don’t know if we can take the horses through here.

00:20:25.680 –> 00:20:26.319
Damn.

00:20:26.960 –> 00:20:27.839
And we have like what?

00:20:27.920 –> 00:20:29.599
We have like a horse for each of us.

00:20:29.920 –> 00:20:31.200
Yes, six horses.

00:20:31.519 –> 00:20:33.119
Well, mine was stolen, so.

00:20:33.599 –> 00:20:37.039
Well, I mean, I don’t want to get rid of both here.

00:20:38.400 –> 00:20:40.000
Tom looks around at you guys.

00:20:40.240 –> 00:20:41.519
Well, where are we headed?

00:20:42.640 –> 00:20:44.400
Tom, that’s a good question.

00:20:45.839 –> 00:20:46.960
I think over there.

00:20:47.119 –> 00:20:48.079
Is this a dead end?

00:20:48.400 –> 00:20:50.000
No, it continues.

00:20:50.319 –> 00:20:51.839
It’s just darkness.

00:20:52.160 –> 00:20:54.319
Yeah, it’s really narrow.

00:20:54.880 –> 00:20:57.519
Aldrich, can you get over here and shine a light?

00:20:57.759 –> 00:20:58.799
There we go.

00:20:59.119 –> 00:21:00.079
Yep, all right.

00:21:00.319 –> 00:21:00.960
Beautiful.

00:21:01.279 –> 00:21:02.240
That’s really narrow.

00:21:02.559 –> 00:21:05.200
If it keeps getting any more narrow, what do we do about the horses, guys?

00:21:05.519 –> 00:21:07.599
Well, they might have to go back the way we came.

00:21:09.200 –> 00:21:10.880
Let’s be realistic here for a second.

00:21:11.440 –> 00:21:12.400
Where are we going to?

00:21:12.720 –> 00:21:14.400
We’re heading over to.

00:21:15.039 –> 00:21:16.480
I’m trying to remember the name.

00:21:16.799 –> 00:21:19.440
Tom, do you think you could get to that town in a week?

00:21:20.720 –> 00:21:22.400
Linlithgow, where we’re headed?

00:21:22.720 –> 00:21:24.079
Linlithgow, yeah.

00:21:25.359 –> 00:21:25.680
No.

00:21:27.039 –> 00:21:28.079
Can you get there?

00:21:28.400 –> 00:21:28.880
Yes.

00:21:29.200 –> 00:21:30.400
In about four months.

00:21:30.720 –> 00:21:31.599
Four months?

00:21:32.319 –> 00:21:33.039
Tell you what.

00:21:33.359 –> 00:21:39.440
I hate to say this, but I think the safest course for Tom and the horses would be to return to Melrose.

00:21:41.039 –> 00:21:41.759
Well, I mean.

00:21:43.039 –> 00:21:46.079
We can meet up with him there when we get back.

00:21:46.640 –> 00:21:48.400
Oh, I’m not sticking in Melrose.

00:21:48.480 –> 00:21:50.240
Tom looks around at you guys.

00:21:51.279 –> 00:21:52.079
I mean, if you…

00:21:53.359 –> 00:21:55.039
It’s half knocked down already.

00:21:55.359 –> 00:21:58.000
I mean, we helped a lot with the giant issue.

00:22:01.119 –> 00:22:10.559
But I guess the giant issue won’t be taken care of because I guess that lich, he’s doing the other end of that deal of helping them invade wherever they’re coming from.

00:22:10.880 –> 00:22:17.599
So if you want me to, I can go around the mountains and you can wait in Linlithgow for four months and I’ll show up in the spring.

00:22:19.039 –> 00:22:21.440
It would take you four months to get around the mountains.

00:22:21.680 –> 00:22:22.079
I mean.

00:22:22.640 –> 00:22:24.559
If we make good time, four.

00:22:25.119 –> 00:22:27.519
Don’t we have these rings of Crooked Crossroads?

00:22:28.079 –> 00:22:30.720
The guy say it would return us to that place.

00:22:31.039 –> 00:22:35.119
Well, no, we get that if we do what we were asked.

00:22:35.440 –> 00:22:36.079
Mm-hmm.

00:22:36.319 –> 00:22:40.319
Well, why don’t Tom and the horses just go to Crooked wherever?

00:22:40.480 –> 00:22:44.720
And as soon as we’re done doing our shit, we can just teleport there and meet up with them.

00:22:44.960 –> 00:22:48.880
Well, that would be the second best option after Melrose.

00:22:49.519 –> 00:22:50.720
But that’s the thing, right?

00:22:50.960 –> 00:23:07.279
Because once we get to the Crooked Crossroads, there’s no going back because we’d be we’d go to Linlithgow, and once we get all of our orders, like all of our affairs in order over there, the plan is to head more east.

00:23:07.920 –> 00:23:09.360
Alistair Lost, yes.

00:23:09.839 –> 00:23:11.360
Well, I don’t see anything for it.

00:23:12.240 –> 00:23:15.839
If the horses aren’t getting through here, they’re going to have to go back.

00:23:16.079 –> 00:23:17.839
They can’t wait here in his cave.

00:23:18.160 –> 00:23:19.119
That’s for sure.

00:23:20.319 –> 00:23:28.079
Because even if he were to wait for the snow to clear up and he could find a better path over the mountains, that would still take a long time.

00:23:28.400 –> 00:23:32.000
Yeah, so I would probably have to wait longer than going around the mountains.

00:23:32.559 –> 00:23:37.519
I think in this case, the old saying is true: all roads lead to the Crooked Crossroads.

00:23:37.839 –> 00:23:39.119
And I think we’re going to have to.

00:23:41.039 –> 00:23:44.640
Yeah, Tom, would you be willing to head back to the Crooked Crossroads?

00:23:44.960 –> 00:23:45.680
I can head back.

00:23:45.759 –> 00:23:47.200
I’ll meet up with Blueberry.

00:23:47.519 –> 00:23:48.640
Yeah, that would be great.

00:23:48.880 –> 00:23:49.360
All right then.

00:23:49.599 –> 00:23:54.079
If you can meet up with Blueberry and Seraphim at her tavern.

00:23:54.400 –> 00:23:55.360
He looks at you.

00:23:55.680 –> 00:23:58.000
Looks at the horses that are laden with supplies.

00:23:58.160 –> 00:23:59.200
How much can you take?

00:23:59.519 –> 00:24:01.039
Ooh, that is true, huh?

00:24:01.279 –> 00:24:02.640
They have all of our shit.

00:24:02.960 –> 00:24:04.960
You’re going to need at least a week of supplies.

00:24:05.920 –> 00:24:09.279
We can carry a week’s worth of rations each.

00:24:09.599 –> 00:24:09.839
Yeah.

00:24:10.319 –> 00:24:11.440
I can carry a little.

00:24:11.599 –> 00:24:12.559
I could carry a little more.

00:24:13.200 –> 00:24:15.440
I have the strength to do it.

00:24:15.759 –> 00:24:16.000
Yeah.

00:24:16.319 –> 00:24:18.480
Did I tell you guys I have a bag of holding?

00:24:18.799 –> 00:24:20.880
Oh, well, can you fit six horses in it?

00:24:21.279 –> 00:24:21.920
Never mind.

00:24:23.519 –> 00:24:25.119
Bag of holding is good.

00:24:27.599 –> 00:24:29.360
Let’s worry about the supplies.

00:24:29.519 –> 00:24:34.559
Any type of clothing and stuff like that, we will wear anything that we need.

00:24:35.680 –> 00:24:36.240
Rations.

00:24:37.039 –> 00:24:39.039
Make sure we have plenty of that for each of us.

00:24:39.360 –> 00:24:41.039
I can put all the rations in the bag.

00:24:41.360 –> 00:24:42.480
What’s in my pack?

00:24:42.799 –> 00:24:43.840
Yeah, I have.

00:24:44.799 –> 00:24:45.279
What do I?

00:24:45.440 –> 00:24:47.840
I have 14 days of rations in my pack already.

00:24:48.079 –> 00:24:48.960
I’m good.

00:24:50.160 –> 00:24:51.360
I don’t even think I have.

00:24:51.599 –> 00:24:52.160
Well, hold on.

00:24:52.240 –> 00:24:52.720
Let me see.

00:24:52.960 –> 00:24:55.680
I don’t even have rations on me anymore.

00:24:56.319 –> 00:24:57.680
Yeah, I kind of don’t either.

00:24:57.759 –> 00:24:59.279
I kind of ran in a hurry.

00:25:00.400 –> 00:25:00.880
Well, it’s.

00:25:01.279 –> 00:25:01.920
Oh, yeah, dude.

00:25:02.000 –> 00:25:02.720
I got 20 of them.

00:25:02.799 –> 00:25:03.279
10 days was.

00:25:03.680 –> 00:25:03.759
Oh.

00:25:05.960 –> 00:25:07.640
Everybody else has rations with me?

00:25:08.599 –> 00:25:09.160
I’ve got them.

00:25:09.480 –> 00:25:10.200
No, I don’t.

00:25:10.440 –> 00:25:11.480
I got two weeks’ worth.

00:25:11.799 –> 00:25:15.240
Yeah, everyone should have two weeks’ worth of rations on their horse.

00:25:15.559 –> 00:25:15.880
Okay.

00:25:16.440 –> 00:25:16.759
Okay.

00:25:17.240 –> 00:25:17.880
No problem.

00:25:18.279 –> 00:25:18.920
Oh, there we go.

00:25:19.079 –> 00:25:19.480
I see it.

00:25:19.640 –> 00:25:19.880
Okay.

00:25:20.200 –> 00:25:20.519
All right.

00:25:20.599 –> 00:25:21.319
Yeah, I see.

00:25:21.480 –> 00:25:23.559
I got this.

00:25:24.119 –> 00:25:26.119
I got a greater potion of healing.

00:25:26.440 –> 00:25:27.640
Got my bedroll.

00:25:27.960 –> 00:25:30.680
I think I have what we need for right now.

00:25:31.000 –> 00:25:31.559
Same here.

00:25:31.880 –> 00:25:32.359
All right.

00:25:32.519 –> 00:25:38.359
Well, Ipet goes and pets Oath and looks over at Tom.

00:25:38.599 –> 00:25:41.960
Tom, are you sure you’re going to be safe to do this by yourself?

00:25:42.440 –> 00:25:44.200
It’s going to be a while before we see you again.

00:25:44.519 –> 00:25:45.720
Tom looks at you.

00:25:46.279 –> 00:25:47.720
I’ll figure something out.

00:25:49.000 –> 00:25:49.559
All right.

00:25:49.960 –> 00:25:50.440
Sounds good.

00:25:51.079 –> 00:25:57.160
You see him going over his back and holding the handle of the massive sword he took off one of the giants.

00:25:57.480 –> 00:25:58.920
I’ll figure something out.

00:26:01.319 –> 00:26:03.880
Is there any way we can keep in contact with him?

00:26:04.200 –> 00:26:07.400
Because nobody has any magical means of that, huh?

00:26:07.720 –> 00:26:08.680
Sending stones?

00:26:08.839 –> 00:26:10.359
I’m fresh out of them.

00:26:11.640 –> 00:26:12.440
Well, phooey.

00:26:12.759 –> 00:26:14.440
Does Aldrich have the sending spell?

00:26:15.160 –> 00:26:16.039
I don’t have it.

00:26:16.359 –> 00:26:17.400
No, I don’t have it.

00:26:17.720 –> 00:26:17.960
Okay.

00:26:19.720 –> 00:26:23.240
I think that’s one to add to our repertoire soon-ish.

00:26:24.519 –> 00:26:25.799
What level is that?

00:26:26.119 –> 00:26:27.240
It’s third level.

00:26:30.920 –> 00:26:44.680
Well, look, if you get the next time you get to the next post, wherever you’re able to send us anything, send something to Linlithgow, to its main tavern posts.

00:26:45.000 –> 00:26:48.279
We’ll hopefully be there in a week’s or two weeks’ time.

00:26:49.640 –> 00:27:00.119
So in about a week or so, do what you’re able to see your nearest post area and see if you can mail something in our names, and we’ll see if we’re going to be able to pick something up.

00:27:00.440 –> 00:27:01.240
Mail something.

00:27:02.920 –> 00:27:04.920
There are wizards in the crooked crossroads.

00:27:05.240 –> 00:27:09.000
Well, I mean, you know, they’re going to mail it instantly.

00:27:10.119 –> 00:27:10.920
I’m going to.

00:27:12.039 –> 00:27:13.880
Scorn reaches into his coin pouch.

00:27:13.960 –> 00:27:16.440
He pulls out a bloodstone.

00:27:17.079 –> 00:27:17.880
I got money.

00:27:18.519 –> 00:27:21.079
Yeah, I still got five of those bloodstones.

00:27:21.400 –> 00:27:22.599
I hand one to Tom.

00:27:23.480 –> 00:27:26.920
Hire a wizard to do ascending and let us know when you get there.

00:27:27.160 –> 00:27:28.599
One of us will be able to reply.

00:27:29.720 –> 00:27:30.119
Guys.

00:27:30.680 –> 00:27:34.839
Slowly nodding and tying up the horses all together in a line.

00:27:35.160 –> 00:27:37.720
Well, I better go before the thing comes back.

00:27:38.200 –> 00:27:38.599
Indeed.

00:27:39.079 –> 00:27:42.440
Tom mounts his horse and begins riding up the cave.

00:27:42.759 –> 00:27:48.519
Before Tom leaves, I tell him how to say, I’m a friend.

00:27:48.839 –> 00:27:49.960
Please don’t hurt me.

00:27:50.279 –> 00:27:52.119
My friends are whatever.

00:27:52.440 –> 00:27:55.880
Going through something to safe passage for the giants.

00:27:56.200 –> 00:27:57.799
I teach you to say that in giant.

00:27:58.039 –> 00:27:58.839
He nods.

00:27:59.160 –> 00:28:01.640
Repeats it half wrong, but nods.

00:28:01.960 –> 00:28:02.680
You’ll get it.

00:28:03.640 –> 00:28:05.799
He’ll figure something out, indeed.

00:28:07.000 –> 00:28:08.519
They’ll understand the gist.

00:28:08.839 –> 00:28:09.319
All right.

00:28:09.480 –> 00:28:10.920
Do you think he’s going to be alright?

00:28:11.240 –> 00:28:14.839
He’s easily the most capable person I’ve ever seen.

00:28:16.119 –> 00:28:16.839
He’ll be fine.

00:28:17.400 –> 00:28:19.799
Now we need a one-shot of the adventures of Tom.

00:28:22.360 –> 00:28:22.839
All right.

00:28:23.079 –> 00:28:23.799
Let’s move on.

00:28:24.039 –> 00:28:25.079
Stay close to the wall, guys.

00:28:25.240 –> 00:28:27.640
We don’t want to make any mistakes here.

00:28:27.880 –> 00:28:29.480
I’m not liking this cave at all.

00:28:29.799 –> 00:28:30.839
Yeah, me neither.

00:28:31.160 –> 00:28:34.279
As you continue, the cave continues narrowing.

00:28:34.599 –> 00:28:38.759
Where you are going on, you can fit most of your foot along the ledge.

00:28:39.640 –> 00:28:41.079
We’re in the back rooms.

00:28:41.400 –> 00:28:52.119
It continues like this for hours as you are slowly shifting along the cave, feeling the wind blowing behind you.

00:28:52.440 –> 00:28:57.559
Every so often, you feel like you hear a voice in the wind, but you can’t pin down what it’s saying.

00:28:58.519 –> 00:29:02.680
It whispers to you as you’re moving along the cave.

00:29:03.000 –> 00:29:05.480
It tells you to jump down.

00:29:05.799 –> 00:29:12.119
The whispering voices want you to leap deep into the cavern, off into the abyss.

00:29:12.440 –> 00:29:13.400
Do you guys hear that?

00:29:15.400 –> 00:29:16.680
I hear something.

00:29:17.559 –> 00:29:25.639
You know, recently there’s been a lot of things trying to make contact with me, so I just want to make sure everything everybody hears the same thing.

00:29:25.960 –> 00:29:26.440
Oh, yes.

00:29:26.519 –> 00:29:30.519
If you hear a voice giving you terminally bad advice, then you’re hearing what I’m hearing.

00:29:31.480 –> 00:29:33.720
Gosh, how much longer are we going to keep moving like this?

00:29:33.799 –> 00:29:35.000
This is insane.

00:29:35.319 –> 00:29:36.599
We just have to keep going.

00:29:36.920 –> 00:29:44.039
As you are continuing, you begin to feel wetness along the edges, and the rocks grow slick.

00:29:44.360 –> 00:29:51.400
Your muscles are beginning to cramp as you are slowly shifting along the wall on this narrow ledge.

00:29:52.279 –> 00:29:54.440
Is it still just abyss on the other side?

00:29:55.480 –> 00:29:55.960
It is.

00:29:56.519 –> 00:30:00.599
The voices from the abyss get louder, calling you, beckoning.

00:30:00.920 –> 00:30:04.440
They’re starting to sound friendlier, like people you know.

00:30:06.240 –> 00:30:11.680
As you are going along, you see lights reflected off the wall.

00:30:12.000 –> 00:30:14.880
When you turn to look in the abyss, there’s nothing there.

00:30:15.200 –> 00:30:16.319
Guys, hold on.

00:30:16.480 –> 00:30:17.519
I want to try something.

00:30:18.240 –> 00:30:19.759
Be careful.

00:30:20.880 –> 00:30:22.160
Yeah, I’ll be careful.

00:30:22.480 –> 00:30:29.119
Ipet goes through his pack the best he can, like, sticking up against the wall.

00:30:29.440 –> 00:30:33.440
And he’s going to open up his Tinderbox and get a handful of parchment.

00:30:33.759 –> 00:30:37.359
And he’s just going to light up the bundle on fire.

00:30:37.680 –> 00:30:42.079
And he’s going to just toss it over the edge into the abyss.

00:30:42.400 –> 00:30:52.319
As it falls through the abyss, you see the light glow distant and distant until it burns all the way out before hitting the ground.

00:30:52.640 –> 00:30:54.000
Oh, wow.

00:30:54.319 –> 00:30:55.599
Okay, never mind.

00:30:55.920 –> 00:31:04.160
I thought we were simply blinded about how massive this fall would be, but nope.

00:31:06.079 –> 00:31:06.640
Oh, we know.

00:31:07.119 –> 00:31:10.000
You fall down there, it’s a one-way trip.

00:31:10.880 –> 00:31:12.160
A really short one.

00:31:13.119 –> 00:31:16.160
You begin to hear the flapping of wings as something approaches.

00:31:16.480 –> 00:31:19.119
Aldric wants to cast detect magic.

00:31:19.440 –> 00:31:20.559
First level spell.

00:31:20.799 –> 00:31:26.559
He’s not sure if this stuff is hearing the voices and the bird or something.

00:31:26.880 –> 00:31:28.000
Is it magic?

00:31:28.960 –> 00:31:29.680
Aldric.

00:31:30.160 –> 00:31:32.400
You detect no magic at all.

00:31:32.720 –> 00:31:33.279
Alright.

00:31:33.599 –> 00:31:37.359
You are in a very dark cave next to a very long fall.

00:31:37.680 –> 00:31:44.160
There are things flying blindly through the air, and you are hearing voices being carried on the winds.

00:31:45.039 –> 00:31:49.519
As it blows up against you, you begin to smell something.

00:31:49.839 –> 00:31:51.440
You smell cooking.

00:31:51.759 –> 00:31:52.000
Awesome.

00:31:52.480 –> 00:31:55.279
And you continue sidling along the edge.

00:31:55.599 –> 00:31:57.119
What type of cooking?

00:31:57.440 –> 00:31:58.640
Savory, sweet.

00:31:58.720 –> 00:31:59.920
What do we got here?

00:32:01.839 –> 00:32:04.640
It smells of meat and bread.

00:32:04.960 –> 00:32:08.079
Guys, I might be hungry, but does anybody else smell that?

00:32:08.640 –> 00:32:09.519
I smell that.

00:32:09.839 –> 00:32:10.319
Man.

00:32:12.240 –> 00:32:14.160
I hope that means we’re almost out of here.

00:32:14.880 –> 00:32:16.480
I think we have to keep moving.

00:32:17.440 –> 00:32:18.720
As you continue in the dark.

00:32:20.480 –> 00:32:24.720
The smells wafting up from the cavern beneath you.

00:32:25.200 –> 00:32:25.839
The abyss?

00:32:26.319 –> 00:32:27.680
From the abyss.

00:32:29.759 –> 00:32:44.880
Whatever is down there, whatever’s going on down there, it’s a thing that really wants us to go down there because I’m not the only one who’s hearing familiar voices and still telling me to get the hell down there.

00:32:45.440 –> 00:32:47.519
True, but have you got in there?

00:32:47.680 –> 00:32:48.400
Go ahead.

00:32:48.720 –> 00:32:49.519
No, I’m good.

00:32:49.680 –> 00:32:50.160
I’m just.

00:32:50.480 –> 00:32:54.799
There’s a lot more to this cave than we can see.

00:32:56.079 –> 00:32:56.559
Yes.

00:32:56.880 –> 00:32:58.000
I recommend we continue.

00:32:59.119 –> 00:32:59.599
Yes.

00:33:03.039 –> 00:33:06.319
Ash and scorn, as you’re continuing forward.

00:33:06.640 –> 00:33:07.360
You’re going.

00:33:07.680 –> 00:33:08.559
And you’re going.

00:33:08.880 –> 00:33:10.559
Which one of you is in the lead?

00:33:10.880 –> 00:33:11.599
Probably me.

00:33:11.920 –> 00:33:12.880
I think he is.

00:33:13.200 –> 00:33:17.440
You take a step forward, and you feel your foot touch nothing.

00:33:18.720 –> 00:33:19.759
Who’s behind him?

00:33:20.960 –> 00:33:22.880
Make a dexterity saving throw.

00:33:23.680 –> 00:33:24.160
Goody.

00:33:25.680 –> 00:33:26.880
Through dexterity.

00:33:28.960 –> 00:33:36.960
You manage to scoot your foot back to where the ledge feels safe, but the ledge you’re on stops.

00:33:38.400 –> 00:33:42.079
I say we go back and jack up that lich because he shouldn’t have sent us here.

00:33:44.240 –> 00:33:47.599
How long have we been walking against this wall?

00:33:47.920 –> 00:33:49.119
About 12 hours.

00:33:49.440 –> 00:33:52.000
Holy it’s too long.

00:33:52.880 –> 00:33:53.839
It’s a dead end.

00:33:55.599 –> 00:33:56.480
I look all around Scorn.

00:33:56.559 –> 00:33:58.480
I’m like, Scorn, go back now.

00:33:58.720 –> 00:33:59.279
What do you mean?

00:34:00.079 –> 00:34:01.519
Ash, what’s going on up there?

00:34:01.839 –> 00:34:03.279
Can’t see anything.

00:34:04.240 –> 00:34:05.360
There’s no ledge.

00:34:05.599 –> 00:34:06.079
You’ve got to go.

00:34:06.480 –> 00:34:07.279
You look over.

00:34:07.839 –> 00:34:12.719
You see what looked like could be the ground, but everything looks like it could be the ground now.

00:34:13.039 –> 00:34:21.599
Oh, yeah, I guess if we’re in darkness this long, I roll a rock on what looks like the ground and what doesn’t look like ground.

00:34:21.920 –> 00:34:22.800
See what happens.

00:34:23.119 –> 00:34:24.079
You throw it.

00:34:24.400 –> 00:34:27.119
You hear it hit something after a couple seconds.

00:34:27.519 –> 00:34:29.280
It rolls out of your sight.

00:34:29.599 –> 00:34:31.840
Then you hear it falling again.

00:34:32.159 –> 00:34:32.639
Hey, Aldric.

00:34:32.800 –> 00:34:34.000
You’ll hear it land.

00:34:34.720 –> 00:34:39.280
Hey, Aldric, go ahead and pass that staff down here.

00:34:39.840 –> 00:34:47.599
We won’t drop it or anything, but let Ash get a hold of it and see if he can shine whatever we’re not seeing.

00:34:47.920 –> 00:34:49.679
Yeah, I had the same thought.

00:34:52.559 –> 00:34:53.679
It’s like a factory thing.

00:34:53.760 –> 00:34:55.039
It’s like one to one to one.

00:34:55.199 –> 00:34:56.639
It’s just like, here you go.

00:34:58.480 –> 00:35:00.960
As you shine the light, you look down.

00:35:01.599 –> 00:35:05.840
Across a five-foot span, there is a wide.

00:35:07.320 –> 00:35:08.119
Ledge.

00:35:09.079 –> 00:35:10.280
Ash, what do you see, man?

00:35:10.519 –> 00:35:11.239
We got jumped.

00:35:11.480 –> 00:35:15.000
It looks like it’s about 15 feet wide if you can make the jump.

00:35:16.760 –> 00:35:17.000
Yeah.

00:35:17.159 –> 00:35:24.760
Oh, I can make that jump easy, but anybody who’s, you know, still here is going to take a lot of thunder damage.

00:35:26.599 –> 00:35:28.599
I can take one person with me.

00:35:29.239 –> 00:35:34.280
So if anyone doesn’t feel like they can make that jump, I will help you.

00:35:34.599 –> 00:35:39.960
Well, I’m pretty sure Ipet looks at his shield.

00:35:40.280 –> 00:35:42.280
I could probably give somebody a boost.

00:35:42.599 –> 00:36:00.760
You see, we can, like, if I, if I go up to the front of this ledge and I sort of like adjust myself with the shield and somebody gets a running start, I’m able to just kind of like push them up to give them that extra air to hopefully make that jump.

00:36:00.920 –> 00:36:01.800
You know what I’m saying?

00:36:02.119 –> 00:36:04.760
You’re standing on six inchless wide ledges.

00:36:04.920 –> 00:36:06.199
You can’t get a running start.

00:36:07.719 –> 00:36:08.920
It ain’t going to be easy.

00:36:09.639 –> 00:36:15.320
So it’s a five-foot standing jump that just halves your jump distance.

00:36:15.639 –> 00:36:18.760
So anybody with a strength of 10 should be able to make that jump.

00:36:19.880 –> 00:36:24.760
Maybe I’d be happier with a strength of 12.

00:36:24.920 –> 00:36:25.880
My strength is 8.

00:36:25.960 –> 00:36:27.079
I’m not going to make that jump.

00:36:27.400 –> 00:36:28.440
I have a 16.

00:36:29.000 –> 00:36:30.360
Oh, you could make that jump easy.

00:36:30.679 –> 00:36:31.800
Strength of 21.

00:36:35.079 –> 00:36:40.280
If someone wants to jump across and wait, I’ll do it.

00:36:40.599 –> 00:36:42.280
Everyone spread out a bit.

00:36:42.760 –> 00:36:44.679
You need to be at least 15 feet from me.

00:36:45.000 –> 00:36:45.719
Well, hold on.

00:36:45.960 –> 00:36:48.039
If you’re going to do that, why not?

00:36:48.360 –> 00:36:58.119
I mean, athletically, I feel like realistically, you and me and Ash could most likely make that jump, right?

00:36:58.679 –> 00:37:00.039
Yeah, I’m thinking of it.

00:37:00.280 –> 00:37:03.239
Anyone but Scorn can most likely make that jump.

00:37:03.559 –> 00:37:05.480
I’m just thinking you would have to roll.

00:37:05.800 –> 00:37:06.440
I’m going to.

00:37:06.760 –> 00:37:07.400
Yeah, I’m not.

00:37:07.880 –> 00:37:09.079
I have Thunderstep.

00:37:09.800 –> 00:37:12.039
I just don’t want to damage anyone else with it.

00:37:12.360 –> 00:37:12.920
Yeah, exactly.

00:37:13.000 –> 00:37:14.440
So you’ll be the last one, right?

00:37:14.760 –> 00:37:16.760
So you can take Aldrich with you.

00:37:17.079 –> 00:37:17.480
Uh-huh.

00:37:17.639 –> 00:37:18.039
Yep.

00:37:18.199 –> 00:37:18.679
That works.

00:37:19.159 –> 00:37:19.559
Wait, hopefully.

00:37:19.719 –> 00:37:22.280
If I go, Starling can fly, right?

00:37:22.599 –> 00:37:23.320
Yeah, Starling can fly.

00:37:23.480 –> 00:37:24.519
Yeah, Starling can fly.

00:37:25.000 –> 00:37:26.679
She can’t make anybody else fly, can’t she?

00:37:26.840 –> 00:37:27.480
Just herself?

00:37:28.440 –> 00:37:30.119
She can’t make anyone else fly.

00:37:30.440 –> 00:37:30.679
All right.

00:37:30.760 –> 00:37:35.960
So I have pitons in my backpack in my bag.

00:37:36.679 –> 00:37:40.760
So we could use one of those to secure a rope on the other side.

00:37:41.079 –> 00:37:43.400
I want to keep everybody safe if possible.

00:37:45.239 –> 00:37:45.800
Who’s got rope?

00:37:46.440 –> 00:37:47.559
Has anybody got rope?

00:37:47.800 –> 00:37:48.039
Okay.

00:37:49.000 –> 00:37:50.519
I can take you with me, Ipet.

00:37:51.880 –> 00:37:54.360
And then when we get over there, we can secure a rope.

00:37:54.679 –> 00:37:56.920
And yeah, that’ll be a lot safer.

00:37:58.360 –> 00:38:00.519
We can secure one end of it over here.

00:38:00.840 –> 00:38:02.039
I see what you’re saying.

00:38:02.360 –> 00:38:02.920
Yep.

00:38:03.400 –> 00:38:06.280
I’m going to drive a piton into the wall right next to me.

00:38:06.599 –> 00:38:09.159
And then we’ll do another one when we get across.

00:38:09.480 –> 00:38:10.519
Oh, I have a hammer too.

00:38:10.599 –> 00:38:10.840
Okay, good.

00:38:11.000 –> 00:38:11.880
So what are they going to do?

00:38:12.119 –> 00:38:14.280
Like, just hold on to the rope, balance on it.

00:38:14.840 –> 00:38:19.719
Or like, I was thinking, like, maybe wrap it around them so that they make the jump, they won’t fall.

00:38:21.559 –> 00:38:22.039
Yep.

00:38:22.280 –> 00:38:24.360
Either one of those options would be good.

00:38:24.679 –> 00:38:24.840
Okay.

00:38:25.480 –> 00:38:27.320
I’m going to need people to spread out.

00:38:27.639 –> 00:38:29.159
Sorry, I don’t have Misty Step.

00:38:29.800 –> 00:38:31.320
Oh, but I would have to do that alone.

00:38:31.639 –> 00:38:35.800
If we could spread out so I don’t hurt anybody, I’ll take Ipet across with me with Thunderstep.

00:38:36.039 –> 00:38:37.239
Does that sound okay?

00:38:37.559 –> 00:38:38.920
Yeah, it sounds like a plan.

00:38:39.719 –> 00:38:39.800
Okay.

00:38:40.360 –> 00:38:40.920
Five feet.

00:38:41.159 –> 00:38:41.559
Yep.

00:38:43.719 –> 00:38:47.639
But we’ll go ahead and add the extra security of the rope just in case.

00:38:48.440 –> 00:38:48.760
Okay.

00:38:49.079 –> 00:38:52.119
If everybody is spread out enough, I’ll cast Thunderstep.

00:38:52.280 –> 00:38:53.559
You’re going back then.

00:38:54.199 –> 00:38:55.800
Yeah, you’ve seen what this spell does.

00:38:56.840 –> 00:38:58.519
So who are you taking with you?

00:38:58.840 –> 00:38:59.239
Ipet.

00:38:59.400 –> 00:39:00.360
He’s right next to me.

00:39:00.679 –> 00:39:02.760
I put my arm around Scorn’s shoulder.

00:39:02.840 –> 00:39:03.880
I’m like, you ready?

00:39:04.199 –> 00:39:05.239
Oh, yes.

00:39:06.519 –> 00:39:09.880
As you’re preparing to cast the spell, you slip.

00:39:10.199 –> 00:39:10.519
What?

00:39:10.920 –> 00:39:11.400
Oh, crap.

00:39:11.639 –> 00:39:18.519
You begin falling as you cast it and show up on the other ledge with a loud crash.

00:39:18.840 –> 00:39:21.559
Okay, well, I took Ipet with me, I think.

00:39:21.880 –> 00:39:25.880
Yes, you and Ipet are both sitting there, dazed and confused.

00:39:26.199 –> 00:39:28.039
I think I’m off to terrified.

00:39:30.599 –> 00:39:31.159
Oh, my God.

00:39:31.239 –> 00:39:32.840
It felt like we were falling for a second.

00:39:33.159 –> 00:39:33.720
God damn.

00:39:33.960 –> 00:39:34.840
Scorn, what the hell?

00:39:36.679 –> 00:39:38.679
Oh, that spell always goes wrong somehow.

00:39:38.840 –> 00:39:39.639
I swear.

00:39:41.000 –> 00:39:42.440
Should have got dimension door.

00:39:43.159 –> 00:39:45.079
So, piton.

00:39:45.239 –> 00:39:45.400
Yeah.

00:39:45.639 –> 00:39:47.720
Scorn pulls another piton out of his pack and a hammer.

00:39:48.280 –> 00:39:54.199
I’m just going to anchor this, and then you can tie the rope onto it.

00:39:54.519 –> 00:39:54.679
Yeah.

00:39:54.840 –> 00:39:58.199
And with that, tie the rope nice and taut.

00:39:58.760 –> 00:40:00.280
And I look at the other end.

00:40:00.760 –> 00:40:01.960
Who would be at the other edge?

00:40:02.039 –> 00:40:03.480
Like, Ash, probably?

00:40:04.039 –> 00:40:04.519
Ash.

00:40:04.760 –> 00:40:05.000
Yeah.

00:40:05.320 –> 00:40:05.559
Yes.

00:40:05.960 –> 00:40:06.760
You look up about.

00:40:08.239 –> 00:40:10.320
10 feet across the gap.

00:40:10.639 –> 00:40:11.920
And there is Ash.

00:40:12.559 –> 00:40:13.280
All right, Ash.

00:40:14.320 –> 00:40:15.280
I mean, it’s not.

00:40:15.760 –> 00:40:17.039
So it’s 10 feet up.

00:40:17.199 –> 00:40:20.719
So it’s, they jumped 10 feet down and five feet over.

00:40:21.760 –> 00:40:24.559
Okay, I’m a little more confident in this jump, though.

00:40:25.519 –> 00:40:27.119
So I’d have to throw up.

00:40:27.440 –> 00:40:27.760
Yeah.

00:40:28.719 –> 00:40:28.960
Okay.

00:40:30.880 –> 00:40:35.280
If it’s we’ll see.

00:40:35.679 –> 00:40:36.559
If it looks up at Ash.

00:40:36.719 –> 00:40:37.760
Hey, Ash, get ready for this.

00:40:37.920 –> 00:40:38.320
I’m going to.

00:40:38.639 –> 00:40:40.000
We got the other end of the rope.

00:40:40.159 –> 00:40:44.239
So if you don’t catch this, then back and forth, man, back and forth.

00:40:44.480 –> 00:40:48.480
And Ipet goes ahead and throws it looking like Dan Marino.

00:40:50.719 –> 00:40:55.599
You throw it up in the air, and Ash, you try to grab it and it falls a little short.

00:40:55.920 –> 00:40:59.119
Going back a few times, Ipet’s throwing at it again and again.

00:40:59.440 –> 00:41:02.639
Eventually, Ash gets it and secures it to the piton.

00:41:04.880 –> 00:41:05.440
Frustrating.

00:41:05.679 –> 00:41:06.159
All right.

00:41:06.400 –> 00:41:09.599
So who would be the heaviest of you all up there?

00:41:11.360 –> 00:41:11.679
Shit.

00:41:12.800 –> 00:41:14.480
Ash is going to be the heaviest, I think.

00:41:14.800 –> 00:41:15.119
Right.

00:41:15.440 –> 00:41:15.760
Not nice.

00:41:15.840 –> 00:41:15.920
Nice.

00:41:17.280 –> 00:41:17.519
Wait.

00:41:17.920 –> 00:41:20.079
Hey, that’s pure muscle up there, man.

00:41:20.239 –> 00:41:21.199
Don’t worry.

00:41:23.679 –> 00:41:34.239
Starling, do you think you’re capable of kind of hanging up some air time so that we’re going to have Aldric go first and Ash last since he’s the heaviest?

00:41:35.039 –> 00:41:43.519
Starling, you’re going to go ahead and try to fly over here, but I want you to stay up in the air in case Aldric falls to his death, and you might be able to help prevent that.

00:41:45.679 –> 00:41:46.960
That’s hilarious.

00:41:47.280 –> 00:41:49.840
Starling laughs at you mockingly.

00:41:51.039 –> 00:41:55.760
If she’s capable of doing that, that’s what, like, I feel like that’d be like the safest thing.

00:41:56.079 –> 00:41:56.719
Yes.

00:41:57.039 –> 00:41:57.280
Okay.

00:41:57.760 –> 00:42:04.239
But in order for her to fly, Aldric has to extinguish his light.

00:42:05.199 –> 00:42:06.079
Why is that?

00:42:06.719 –> 00:42:07.119
Why?

00:42:07.760 –> 00:42:13.440
Because her ability that lets her fly only works in darkness or dim light.

00:42:14.079 –> 00:42:14.400
Okay.

00:42:16.239 –> 00:42:20.960
So, so if Ash is the last one to go, he’s going to just be in pure darkness up there.

00:42:21.599 –> 00:42:23.119
I could see dark vision.

00:42:23.440 –> 00:42:23.840
Oh, okay.

00:42:23.920 –> 00:42:24.800
Yeah, you’ll be all right then.

00:42:26.239 –> 00:42:32.159
Aldric, before you turn out your light, find a proper hold of the rope, okay?

00:42:33.440 –> 00:42:33.840
All right.

00:42:34.000 –> 00:42:37.519
Well, we need to maneuver so that I’m in front of Ash.

00:42:37.599 –> 00:42:38.960
So I’ve got that rope.

00:42:39.280 –> 00:42:40.320
Yeah, I do that.

00:42:40.800 –> 00:42:46.320
You guys do an awkward thing like you do when you’re in an airplane and you’re on the window seat trying to get to the bathroom.

00:42:49.360 –> 00:42:50.079
Yeah, excuse me.

00:42:50.159 –> 00:42:51.679
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:42:53.280 –> 00:43:02.000
As you shift around, you have a moment where you almost fall, but grab the rope and pull yourself back to the ledge.

00:43:02.320 –> 00:43:03.440
That was scary.

00:43:04.400 –> 00:43:08.079
So I’m going to hold the rope, and that’s going to help me somehow.

00:43:08.239 –> 00:43:11.360
I mean, it’s up to you on how you want to do this, right?

00:43:11.519 –> 00:43:13.920
Because we have both ends taught.

00:43:14.079 –> 00:43:16.880
So it’s just a long rope going down.

00:43:18.639 –> 00:43:24.559
I mean, you might get a little rope burn, so you might just have to like, you might have to slide down, honestly.

00:43:25.360 –> 00:43:26.719
Yeah, I have a fun idea.

00:43:27.280 –> 00:43:30.880
In my inventory, I’ve got a robe.

00:43:31.360 –> 00:43:33.039
Remember those ropes we wore?

00:43:33.760 –> 00:43:34.079
Right.

00:43:34.880 –> 00:43:37.440
In the vampire place, the white ropes.

00:43:38.000 –> 00:43:44.800
He still has to take the robe and put it around the rope so that it becomes a rappel.

00:43:44.960 –> 00:43:45.760
Can I rappel?

00:43:46.719 –> 00:43:46.960
Yeah.

00:43:47.280 –> 00:43:49.199
I feel like that might be the best plan.

00:43:49.519 –> 00:43:56.400
And Ipet stands close to his edge so that he’s ready to grab Aldric as soon as he gets close.

00:43:56.639 –> 00:43:57.199
I love it.

00:43:58.079 –> 00:44:02.239
Aldric’s going to just be upset that he’s going to waste this nice rope, though.

00:44:02.559 –> 00:44:03.599
It might get a bit dirty.

00:44:03.920 –> 00:44:05.440
It’s not that nice.

00:44:07.599 –> 00:44:09.360
Are you ready to turn out your light?

00:44:09.679 –> 00:44:12.880
Oh, I wouldn’t need to turn on the light and just have faith in Ipet.

00:44:13.199 –> 00:44:14.239
He’s going to catch me.

00:44:14.559 –> 00:44:14.880
Yeah.

00:44:15.760 –> 00:44:18.159
Can I give my staff to Ash?

00:44:18.480 –> 00:44:19.519
Will he need it?

00:44:19.840 –> 00:44:23.519
I mean, either way, the light has to be off if Starling’s going to fly over.

00:44:23.840 –> 00:44:24.559
Oh, I see.

00:44:24.800 –> 00:44:25.039
All right.

00:44:25.119 –> 00:44:27.360
So go and hold on to your staff.

00:44:27.679 –> 00:44:28.960
I’ll steal my staff.

00:44:29.119 –> 00:44:29.199
Yeah.

00:44:29.760 –> 00:44:31.039
Who has dark vision?

00:44:31.360 –> 00:44:31.760
Me.

00:44:32.000 –> 00:44:32.400
Not me.

00:44:32.639 –> 00:44:33.280
Not me.

00:44:33.599 –> 00:44:33.840
Okay.

00:44:34.400 –> 00:44:35.440
The two Tieflings.

00:44:35.920 –> 00:44:37.199
And Starling, of course.

00:44:37.840 –> 00:44:38.079
Oh, yeah.

00:44:38.159 –> 00:44:39.280
Starling does too.

00:44:40.559 –> 00:44:42.400
So three of you know what’s happening.

00:44:42.720 –> 00:44:47.519
The important part, though, is Starling has dark vision, so she can catch Aldric if he falls.

00:44:47.840 –> 00:44:48.880
Perfect.

00:44:50.079 –> 00:44:52.720
Ipet not even being able to see anything.

00:44:53.039 –> 00:44:58.159
Aldric, what do you see in the distance of the darkness is Ipet’s yellow eyes.

00:45:02.079 –> 00:45:05.519
As you step off, you feel the gravity take you.

00:45:05.840 –> 00:45:07.840
You feel the robe go top against your arms.

00:45:09.159 –> 00:45:25.000
As you go sliding down towards Ipet crashing into him, he’s about as soft as a stone wall when you hit him as soon as I feel him come to me.

00:45:25.159 –> 00:45:27.159
I hold him tight and I back up.

00:45:33.079 –> 00:45:37.960
I’m looking in his ear, and I’m like, Aldric, you go how far is this jump?

00:45:38.360 –> 00:45:40.199
And it’s still in total darkness, right?

00:45:40.519 –> 00:45:49.480
Yeah, yeah, it’s a five-foot jump, a five-foot jump, five-foot, and I jumped down and I scared a shit out of everybody.

00:45:51.639 –> 00:46:01.079
I’m for a few seconds after you hear him jump, you don’t hear anything, and then you hear him land with the crash of metal right next to Ipet, almost on top of him.

00:46:01.400 –> 00:46:03.239
Yeah, whoa, still beside Ipet.

00:46:05.559 –> 00:46:10.039
Aldric is sandwiched between two strong, large men.

00:46:10.679 –> 00:46:12.199
Take it easy, holy man.

00:46:12.360 –> 00:46:12.920
It’s okay.

00:46:13.960 –> 00:46:15.000
Fucking with you.

00:46:16.599 –> 00:46:18.840
And I guess Starling just floats over here.

00:46:20.199 –> 00:46:21.639
Who’s the other large, strong man?

00:46:21.800 –> 00:46:25.239
Because I don’t think that includes either Aldrich or myself.

00:46:25.880 –> 00:46:29.000
It’s because it’s Ash.

00:46:29.159 –> 00:46:32.360
It’s me, Aldric, and then Ash, who showed up behind me.

00:46:33.320 –> 00:46:33.639
Okay.

00:46:35.719 –> 00:46:42.119
Scorn, I mean, you often display, you wear some clothing that shows off your arms and such.

00:46:42.280 –> 00:46:45.639
So, I mean, don’t knock yourself down that peg.

00:46:45.880 –> 00:46:48.760
I just realized I don’t know you guys’ species.

00:46:49.079 –> 00:46:49.559
What do you mean?

00:46:50.599 –> 00:46:53.719
Oh, human, Tiefling, Tiefling.

00:46:54.280 –> 00:46:55.800
I don’t know what Starling is.

00:46:56.519 –> 00:46:56.760
Kyle?

00:46:59.159 –> 00:47:00.119
What’s Aldric?

00:47:00.360 –> 00:47:00.679
Human.

00:47:00.920 –> 00:47:01.239
Human.

00:47:02.199 –> 00:47:03.639
Scorn is Tiefling.

00:47:03.880 –> 00:47:04.599
I mean, Tiefling.

00:47:04.760 –> 00:47:08.599
Ash is Blue Dragonborn.

00:47:08.920 –> 00:47:09.239
Okay.

00:47:09.559 –> 00:47:09.880
Okay.

00:47:10.519 –> 00:47:13.159
You never use your Dragonborn breath weapon.

00:47:13.239 –> 00:47:13.719
Is that a thing?

00:47:14.039 –> 00:47:14.360
I have to.

00:47:14.440 –> 00:47:19.559
You could, but Ipet has a renewal for blue Dragonborns.

00:47:19.639 –> 00:47:21.239
He has it’s lightning.

00:47:21.559 –> 00:47:22.119
Oh, I know.

00:47:22.440 –> 00:47:22.599
Yeah.

00:47:23.000 –> 00:47:26.679
Ipet has his reasons on why he doesn’t use it, but yeah.

00:47:27.639 –> 00:47:28.039
That’s cool.

00:47:28.599 –> 00:47:29.239
That’s cooler.

00:47:29.400 –> 00:47:29.719
Yeah.

00:47:30.039 –> 00:47:30.199
Yeah.

00:47:31.400 –> 00:47:33.880
I think this whole campaign I’ve used it once.

00:47:35.719 –> 00:47:40.199
And honestly, it’s not really great in regards to damage, anyways.

00:47:41.079 –> 00:47:45.079
As you stand on solid ground, your knees shake and wobble.

00:47:45.400 –> 00:47:47.079
Your calves burn.

00:47:48.039 –> 00:47:48.519
Oof.

00:47:48.760 –> 00:47:49.159
Yeah, guys.

00:47:50.679 –> 00:47:54.760
Everybody gets a little bit of stretch, and Ipet does some real ass like yoga stretch.

00:47:54.840 –> 00:47:56.280
And he’s touching his toes.

00:47:59.400 –> 00:48:01.480
Aldric will join in with the yoga.

00:48:04.679 –> 00:48:05.320
Come on, Scorn.

00:48:05.480 –> 00:48:06.360
Stretch yourself out, man.

00:48:06.519 –> 00:48:07.000
We need this.

00:48:07.800 –> 00:48:09.000
I tried yoga once.

00:48:09.079 –> 00:48:10.920
It was the worst 10 minutes of my life.

00:48:12.199 –> 00:48:13.239
What are you guys doing?

00:48:15.800 –> 00:48:16.920
We’re stretching ourselves out.

00:48:17.079 –> 00:48:22.920
Ash, how do you do you not feel weird after being stuck against that wall for the past half a day?

00:48:23.239 –> 00:48:24.280
Not particularly.

00:48:24.599 –> 00:48:27.559
Oh, I feel quite relieved.

00:48:27.880 –> 00:48:28.840
Well, yeah, no, for sure.

00:48:28.920 –> 00:48:30.599
Now that we’re on freaking solid ground.

00:48:30.760 –> 00:48:31.159
Oh, God.

00:48:31.639 –> 00:48:32.360
How long?

00:48:33.000 –> 00:48:37.159
I guess the lich never explained how long it would take us to get through this freaking cave.

00:48:37.960 –> 00:48:38.679
And no one asked.

00:48:41.079 –> 00:48:43.000
I thought he said it was about a week.

00:48:43.320 –> 00:48:43.639
Yeah.

00:48:45.639 –> 00:48:47.480
But I may be mistaken.

00:48:48.039 –> 00:48:51.480
So, would this be a good place to rest?

00:48:52.440 –> 00:48:53.320
Oh, yeah, I guess.

00:48:53.480 –> 00:48:54.840
Yeah, might as well, right?

00:48:55.719 –> 00:48:59.639
Because there’s no way to know what time it is outside.

00:48:59.960 –> 00:49:01.639
We’ve been awake for a while.

00:49:02.519 –> 00:49:02.679
Yeah.

00:49:02.920 –> 00:49:07.320
Now that we have like a pretty wide span, I feel like, yeah, let’s go ahead.

00:49:07.559 –> 00:49:09.000
And so we don’t get exhausted.

00:49:09.320 –> 00:49:09.960
Because who knows?

00:49:10.039 –> 00:49:13.400
If we just keep going, our DM might be like, oh, yeah, exhausted.

00:49:18.920 –> 00:49:25.559
That literally happened in another game where it’s just like, oh, yeah, you guys have exhaustion.

00:49:25.720 –> 00:49:26.119
It’s just like, why?

00:49:26.599 –> 00:49:27.720
You guys haven’t rested.

00:49:29.480 –> 00:49:30.679
Like, our HP is full.

00:49:30.760 –> 00:49:31.720
It’s like, that doesn’t matter.

00:49:31.960 –> 00:49:33.639
You guys have been going non-stop.

00:49:36.440 –> 00:49:39.480
Yeah, healing potions don’t stave off exhaustion.

00:49:39.800 –> 00:49:45.480
Let’s go ahead and let’s hunker down for the night or whatever time of day it is.

00:49:46.440 –> 00:49:47.639
Do we want fire?

00:49:48.280 –> 00:49:50.039
Is it warm or cold in here?

00:49:50.360 –> 00:49:51.800
It is cold and damp.

00:49:52.119 –> 00:49:59.239
The air is wet, and the stone leeches warmth away from your body as you touch it.

00:50:00.519 –> 00:50:05.960
Your fingers are cold and stiff from the long climb.

00:50:06.280 –> 00:50:08.679
Sounds like the high school, high school male.

00:50:10.159 –> 00:50:12.079
Boy’s gym locker room, alright, guys?

00:50:15.599 –> 00:50:16.079
I can.

00:50:17.360 –> 00:50:19.519
If we’re gonna rest here, we need to keep an eye open.

00:50:19.840 –> 00:50:23.519
So I’m going to take the first watch.

00:50:23.840 –> 00:50:24.800
You got first watch?

00:50:25.039 –> 00:50:26.000
Yeah, I’ll take it.

00:50:26.639 –> 00:50:26.960
Okay.

00:50:27.199 –> 00:50:36.960
I’ll take second watch, and the elf can do the four-hour trance thing during that time and then watch for another four hours.

00:50:37.280 –> 00:50:38.159
The elf.

00:50:39.119 –> 00:50:39.440
Yeah.

00:50:42.800 –> 00:50:43.840
She’s the elf.

00:50:44.559 –> 00:50:46.639
She’s not just any elf, she is the elf.

00:50:48.400 –> 00:50:53.840
Scorn, back in his Xbox Live lobby days, he would use the term knife ears.

00:50:54.559 –> 00:50:54.960
Oh, no.

00:50:55.519 –> 00:50:56.400
None of that.

00:51:02.800 –> 00:51:03.679
What am I saying?

00:51:04.639 –> 00:51:07.440
In World of Warcraft, I called Gnome’s kickballs.

00:51:09.599 –> 00:51:10.559
I love it.

00:51:12.480 –> 00:51:16.320
I mean, Uldrick would create a fire if you guys would want one while you’re watching.

00:51:16.719 –> 00:51:19.039
Slurs for Dragonborns.

00:51:24.639 –> 00:51:32.159
As you proceed to prepare for camp, the wind in the tunnel picks up.

00:51:36.559 –> 00:51:42.079
And you hear more sounds of talking, whispers, and plotting.

00:51:45.599 –> 00:51:51.920
You can’t make out anything distinct, but there’s the constant sound of voices on the edge of your hearing.

00:51:53.280 –> 00:51:54.400
This is not nice.

00:51:54.719 –> 00:51:55.599
It is not.

00:51:55.920 –> 00:52:03.360
Is there any kind of check we can do to see if we can understand any of it or be able to feel it out?

00:52:03.679 –> 00:52:06.719
I just hear my commanding officer yelling at me, and he’s dead, so.

00:52:07.039 –> 00:52:08.559
Yeah, what do each of us hear?

00:52:08.880 –> 00:52:09.760
Oh, that’s up to you.

00:52:09.840 –> 00:52:11.440
It’s indistinct voices.

00:52:12.000 –> 00:52:15.199
What would your character think was being said to them?

00:52:16.000 –> 00:52:20.719
What would you be afraid of hearing the whispers on the edge of your mind?

00:52:21.039 –> 00:52:21.840
Ooh.

00:52:22.320 –> 00:52:24.639
He keeps telling me that I’m going to get caught, whatever.

00:52:24.800 –> 00:52:25.440
Bullshit.

00:52:25.519 –> 00:52:26.880
He’s fucking dead.

00:52:29.119 –> 00:52:34.480
Ipid would hear the comments of disappointment from his now dead father.

00:52:34.800 –> 00:52:39.920
I think Uldrick would hear something along the lines of you’re not going to make it.

00:52:40.639 –> 00:52:42.320
It’s useless.

00:52:42.960 –> 00:52:45.119
Yeah, he keeps telling me that too.

00:52:48.400 –> 00:52:51.599
Scorn hears voices, but I’m not going to talk about it.

00:52:53.760 –> 00:52:54.639
I’ll just know.

00:52:56.159 –> 00:53:02.159
As you take your first watch, the darkness is hammering away at your mind.

00:53:02.480 –> 00:53:08.320
Everywhere you look out, it is either cold, dark stone or pitch blackness.

00:53:12.480 –> 00:53:16.719
You see the others sitting around the fire and nothing else.

00:53:18.639 –> 00:53:21.360
You get the odd sensation of floating.

00:53:21.679 –> 00:53:25.840
Slowly go down to three points danced and just sit.

00:53:28.639 –> 00:53:31.360
Your watch passes uneventfully.

00:53:33.280 –> 00:53:35.519
And Scorn, it is your watch.

00:53:36.719 –> 00:53:47.360
As you’re sitting watching the darkness, you almost feel the rocking as if you’re on a ship as your mind tries to sort out which way is right and which way is up.

00:53:50.559 –> 00:53:53.519
You can see something swirling in the darkness.

00:53:53.840 –> 00:53:54.400
Oh dear.

00:53:54.719 –> 00:54:03.519
You see faces barely out of light, barely out of the sight of the fire, peering in the darkness from every angle.

00:54:07.280 –> 00:54:08.400
That’s not good.

00:54:11.199 –> 00:54:17.760
Then you are suddenly startled as a flock of bats comes flying by you and runs straight into you.

00:54:18.079 –> 00:54:19.199
Oh, not good.

00:54:21.440 –> 00:54:22.239
Not good.

00:54:24.719 –> 00:54:27.920
Are they attacking me or just am I just in their way?

00:54:28.239 –> 00:54:29.440
You’re just in the way.

00:54:29.760 –> 00:54:32.320
Yeah, Scorn just hits the deck.

00:54:33.760 –> 00:54:34.960
He’s flat on the ground.

00:54:35.280 –> 00:54:37.199
And then Scorn becomes Batman.

00:54:39.280 –> 00:54:41.440
You’re all circling him and towering your room.

00:54:42.400 –> 00:54:47.519
Your watch passes as the darkness menaces your mind.

00:54:47.840 –> 00:54:54.159
And then Starling begins her watch, quietly staring out into the dark.

00:54:55.360 –> 00:54:56.159
Alright.

00:54:57.039 –> 00:54:58.320
You all wake up.

00:54:59.360 –> 00:54:59.760
And since…

00:55:00.159 –> 00:55:01.840
10 minutes, I apologize.

00:55:02.159 –> 00:55:02.800
That’s alright.

00:55:02.960 –> 00:55:04.559
We can take 10 minutes here.

00:55:05.199 –> 00:55:09.760
And then we’re going to be leveling up here if you guys would like to get started in that 10-minute break.

00:55:11.480 –> 00:55:12.599
Oh, okay, of course.

00:55:13.159 –> 00:55:13.960
Hell yeah.

00:55:14.519 –> 00:55:15.480
Oh, shit.

00:55:15.800 –> 00:55:20.119
I’m going to do my leveling up through DD Beyond because I find it easier on there.

00:55:20.440 –> 00:55:20.599
Yeah.

00:55:20.840 –> 00:55:25.159
Level up through DD Beyond, and then I’ll update it across.

00:55:25.480 –> 00:55:26.519
Beautiful.

00:55:26.840 –> 00:55:27.400
I’ll be back.

00:55:28.360 –> 00:55:29.079
Be back.

00:55:30.679 –> 00:55:31.079
Shit.

00:55:32.519 –> 00:55:33.559
Are you here, Elias?

00:55:33.800 –> 00:55:34.519
Yeah, what’s up?

00:55:34.840 –> 00:55:36.440
Can we take if we took a feat?

00:55:36.599 –> 00:55:39.639
Can we take 2014 rules or?

00:55:39.800 –> 00:55:40.199
I’m not sure.

00:55:40.599 –> 00:55:41.639
What are you interested in?

00:55:41.960 –> 00:55:43.079
I don’t know yet.

00:55:43.400 –> 00:55:47.960
Great weapon master seems cool, but I never grab advantage, so I might just do.

00:55:48.360 –> 00:55:50.039
I’ve already got tough, I think.

00:55:50.360 –> 00:55:51.800
Yeah, I’ll just do ability to score.

00:55:52.280 –> 00:55:54.440
Are you fighting with just a great sword?

00:55:54.760 –> 00:55:55.079
Yeah.

00:55:55.400 –> 00:55:57.719
I just took Dexterity and Constitution.

00:55:57.960 –> 00:56:02.280
It gave me a plus three instead of a plus two on both those skills.

00:56:02.760 –> 00:56:03.559
I’m okay with that.

00:56:03.880 –> 00:56:10.920
Yeah, the only feat I’ll recommend if you where you’re at right now would be heavy armor master.

00:56:11.159 –> 00:56:12.360
I didn’t think of that one.

00:56:12.679 –> 00:56:13.639
Look at that.

00:56:14.280 –> 00:56:17.239
We are avoiding 2014 feats, correct?

00:56:18.840 –> 00:56:20.039
Yeah, in general.

00:56:20.360 –> 00:56:20.840
All right.

00:56:21.400 –> 00:56:23.239
Is there a specific one you want?

00:56:24.679 –> 00:56:27.320
No, not really.

00:56:27.639 –> 00:56:31.960
There are a couple good 2014 ones, but I think I’ve made up my mind.

00:56:32.280 –> 00:56:35.480
Yeah, because my strength is 21.

00:56:37.000 –> 00:56:40.679
Like, I could really use more dexterity, but there’s a feat here.

00:56:41.719 –> 00:56:44.920
I had dragon fear that I feel would be really cool.

00:56:45.639 –> 00:56:46.920
Oh, yeah, from Xanathars.

00:56:47.960 –> 00:56:48.519
What is it?

00:56:48.760 –> 00:57:03.400
So, Dragon Fear, I can increase my strength, Constitution, Charisma by one, but instead of exhaling destructive energy with my breath weapon, I can use it for, I can use a roar, and it pretty much frightens people.

00:57:03.719 –> 00:57:04.599
Oh, cool.

00:57:05.559 –> 00:57:12.519
So, last session, Ipid, I think I gave you the gauntlets of hill giant strengths, or someone did.

00:57:12.840 –> 00:57:14.280
Yeah, I got the belt.

00:57:14.440 –> 00:57:17.880
I got the belt, and there was two strengths.

00:57:18.199 –> 00:57:21.079
There were two strength items, so Ash got one.

00:57:21.320 –> 00:57:22.440
You should have the other one.

00:57:22.760 –> 00:57:23.239
Oh, okay.

00:57:23.480 –> 00:57:27.320
I only have the ring in my inventory, so that’s why I was like, am I married?

00:57:28.519 –> 00:57:32.280
Or I could just do it, raised your strength to 19, I think.

00:57:32.360 –> 00:57:34.039
It’s not as good as the belt that I got.

00:57:34.519 –> 00:57:35.719
Hold on, let me look at my strength.

00:57:35.800 –> 00:57:39.480
My strength is 16, so yeah, so that’s why we gave it to you.

00:57:39.559 –> 00:57:45.079
Yeah, um, could you add that to my sheet, uh, Elias, after I level up?

00:57:45.320 –> 00:57:48.119
Yeah, the thing is, though, you’ve got a few items now.

00:57:48.440 –> 00:57:51.000
You should have the amulet of turn undead as well.

00:57:51.320 –> 00:57:55.000
Uh, that, oh my god, I got that so long ago, didn’t I?

00:57:55.320 –> 00:57:55.719
I know.

00:57:55.960 –> 00:57:57.639
If you don’t want that, I’ll take that.

00:57:57.960 –> 00:58:00.360
I don’t have it in my inventory anyway.

00:58:00.679 –> 00:58:02.360
That’s why I keep forgetting that I have it.

00:58:02.519 –> 00:58:05.880
So, if anything, like, maybe Elias could just add it to your inventory.

00:58:06.199 –> 00:58:07.320
We’ll just score.

00:58:08.280 –> 00:58:09.960
I remember I’ve written all this down.

00:58:10.039 –> 00:58:11.880
You’ve got the ring of regeneration as well, right?

00:58:12.199 –> 00:58:13.239
Yes, that I do have.

00:58:13.320 –> 00:58:14.280
That I know I have.

00:58:14.599 –> 00:58:18.360
But if I do take those gauntlets of hill, because I have to attune to that, don’t I?

00:58:18.599 –> 00:58:19.239
I think so.

00:58:19.559 –> 00:58:21.159
You’ve had it for a while.

00:58:21.480 –> 00:58:22.360
You were set.

00:58:22.840 –> 00:58:23.800
Hold on, let me see.

00:58:24.119 –> 00:58:27.559
Because it wasn’t last session, it was the session for like right at the end of it.

00:58:27.880 –> 00:58:28.519
Oh, never mind.

00:58:28.599 –> 00:58:32.519
No, I have room for one more attunement because I thought my mystery key needed attunement.

00:58:32.679 –> 00:58:38.199
But right now, my only attuned items are my stone of good luck and my ring of regeneration.

00:58:38.840 –> 00:58:40.360
I got gauntlets.

00:58:40.679 –> 00:58:42.599
All right, so give me that amulet.

00:58:42.679 –> 00:58:43.320
I’ll take that.

00:58:43.639 –> 00:58:44.920
Give me that thing.

00:58:47.079 –> 00:58:49.320
I’ll have Elias put it in your inventory.

00:58:49.559 –> 00:58:51.079
Because I don’t have it in mine anyway.

00:58:51.800 –> 00:58:52.440
That’s fine.

00:58:52.599 –> 00:58:52.760
Yeah.

00:58:53.000 –> 00:58:54.519
Is Elias there?

00:58:54.840 –> 00:58:55.480
Yes.

00:58:57.159 –> 00:59:02.199
For my feet, I was going to take Energy Mastery.

00:59:02.519 –> 00:59:03.559
Is that cool?

00:59:03.719 –> 00:59:06.679
I don’t know what’s in the rules and what’s not.

00:59:07.000 –> 00:59:10.119
So level 8, I can do a feat.

00:59:10.360 –> 00:59:13.639
It’s going to be Elemental Adept, actually, is the name of it.

00:59:13.960 –> 00:59:14.280
Okay.

00:59:14.840 –> 00:59:16.360
Yeah, I’m like, Energy Mastery.

00:59:16.440 –> 00:59:17.800
I’m not sure about that one.

00:59:17.880 –> 00:59:18.920
I don’t know.

00:59:19.880 –> 00:59:22.280
But yes, Elemental Adept, go for it.

00:59:22.519 –> 00:59:26.519
I mean, sorry, Elemental Adept contains Energy Mastery.

00:59:26.679 –> 00:59:26.840
Yeah.

00:59:27.000 –> 00:59:27.720
That’s part of it.

00:59:27.960 –> 00:59:28.119
Yeah.

00:59:28.760 –> 00:59:31.159
Is that part of the rules or not?

00:59:32.039 –> 00:59:34.760
It’s a new 2024 rules.

00:59:35.720 –> 00:59:41.480
So, Energy Mastery is one of the features of the feet.

00:59:41.800 –> 00:59:41.960
Yeah.

00:59:42.199 –> 00:59:44.280
So the feet does a few things for you.

00:59:44.599 –> 00:59:44.840
Yeah.

00:59:45.159 –> 00:59:48.760
But yeah, so yeah, go for it.

00:59:49.079 –> 00:59:51.639
I was just wondering if that’s in your rules, Suit.

00:59:52.039 –> 00:59:52.199
Yeah.

00:59:52.599 –> 00:59:53.720
Like the way you play.

00:59:53.880 –> 00:59:54.039
Yeah.

00:59:54.360 –> 00:59:54.519
Okay.

00:59:54.760 –> 00:59:59.960
I generally go for everything that I have published with the exception of silvery barbs.

01:00:00.519 –> 01:00:06.119
So that means my spells that inflict fire damage would ignore resistance.

01:00:06.679 –> 01:00:07.239
Yes.

01:00:07.559 –> 01:00:08.920
Which sounds pretty cool.

01:00:09.239 –> 01:00:09.559
And.

01:00:12.159 –> 01:00:19.039
So, with that, it also raises your average damage for Fireball and stuff like that by a lot.

01:00:19.360 –> 01:00:21.599
Yeah, I can treat any one as a two.

01:00:23.760 –> 01:00:26.000
Yeah, that’s a good feat for you.

01:00:26.639 –> 01:00:27.119
All right.

01:00:27.280 –> 01:00:28.719
I’m stuck between three.

01:00:31.440 –> 01:00:34.000
Just a regular ability score improvement.

01:00:34.320 –> 01:00:34.480
Okay.

01:00:35.039 –> 01:00:38.719
I’m really low on dexterity, and that’s something that I kind of want to bump up.

01:00:39.039 –> 01:00:39.519
I have that.

01:00:39.840 –> 01:00:45.039
Dragon Fear, simply because I think it’s cool and it’s really fitting for the way I want to go with Ipid.

01:00:46.239 –> 01:00:53.440
But in regards to ability scores that I can improve, charisma constitution and strength, those three things are not really things I’m not too concerned about.

01:00:53.760 –> 01:00:57.920
And Piercer, simply just to give me more stink on my attacks.

01:00:58.800 –> 01:01:02.239
But Piercer does give me a plus one to dexterity.

01:01:02.480 –> 01:01:05.920
So once per train, you hit a creature with an attack that deals piercing damage.

01:01:06.239 –> 01:01:08.400
You can re-roll one of the attack’s damage.

01:01:08.480 –> 01:01:10.320
But thing is, I do slash.

01:01:10.559 –> 01:01:12.559
Well, no, yeah, because it would be a different type of.

01:01:14.320 –> 01:01:15.199
Yeah, this is hard.

01:01:18.000 –> 01:01:22.159
So I’m done if you want to take that across to Boundary.

01:01:22.719 –> 01:01:23.360
All right.

01:01:25.199 –> 01:01:27.920
I just like, I just like burped hella out loud.

01:01:28.239 –> 01:01:30.320
And Sarah was just like, damn, were you muted for that?

01:01:30.400 –> 01:01:30.800
I was like, yeah.

01:01:31.039 –> 01:01:33.440
She was just like, ah, they should have been able to hear that.

01:01:34.960 –> 01:01:38.159
I was like, no, I’m not going to do that to these poor souls.

01:01:40.800 –> 01:01:43.840
No, because then I don’t want to have to use ranged weapons.

01:01:43.920 –> 01:01:44.960
I don’t have any.

01:01:45.599 –> 01:01:46.000
All right.

01:01:46.320 –> 01:01:47.280
Gunner, it is.

01:01:47.599 –> 01:01:50.639
Ipid’s going to get a fucking clock.

01:01:51.599 –> 01:01:53.280
My artificer has that.

01:01:54.480 –> 01:01:57.519
He infuses it into his fucking rife or pistol.

01:01:58.639 –> 01:01:59.920
That’s tomorrow, though.

01:02:01.119 –> 01:02:02.960
Ooh, I can gain.

01:02:03.119 –> 01:02:04.559
I can do fighting.

01:02:04.880 –> 01:02:05.679
Ooh.

01:02:07.039 –> 01:02:08.800
Because I would love to have protection.

01:02:09.119 –> 01:02:15.920
When a creature you see attacks a target other than you within five feet of you, you can use your reaction to impose disadvantage on the attack wall.

01:02:16.239 –> 01:02:17.039
It’s good.

01:02:19.199 –> 01:02:20.239
Oh, my gosh.

01:02:20.559 –> 01:02:23.440
Because we don’t get our next one until, what, 12, I think, right?

01:02:23.760 –> 01:02:24.000
Yeah.

01:02:24.880 –> 01:02:25.280
Damn.

01:02:25.440 –> 01:02:25.679
Yeah.

01:02:26.000 –> 01:02:30.480
Scorn got the inspiring leader feed.

01:02:30.800 –> 01:02:31.679
Oh, hell yeah.

01:02:32.320 –> 01:02:37.840
So every time we rest, I can drop 12 temporary hit points on everybody.

01:02:38.159 –> 01:02:38.800
That’s great.

01:02:39.119 –> 01:02:40.239
Yeah, fuck it.

01:02:40.960 –> 01:02:43.599
I’m doing fighting initiate, and I’m picking protection.

01:02:43.920 –> 01:02:49.039
Ipid’s still going to be the last in the initiative, but he’ll have your back.

01:02:49.360 –> 01:02:51.280
Ash has been rubbing off on you.

01:02:52.559 –> 01:02:54.719
I mean, to be fair, this is more of a protecting thing.

01:02:54.880 –> 01:02:56.159
I think Ash would be more of a…

01:02:56.400 –> 01:02:58.960
Ah, yes, let me get two weapon fighting or whatever.

01:03:00.719 –> 01:03:02.239
Like, fuck you up, bitch.

01:03:03.119 –> 01:03:05.519
I just took ability score improvements.

01:03:05.679 –> 01:03:07.280
So now I have 92 hit points.

01:03:07.519 –> 01:03:07.840
Oh, my.

01:03:08.960 –> 01:03:10.159
I’m at 60.

01:03:10.480 –> 01:03:11.519
I’m a sponge.

01:03:11.840 –> 01:03:13.119
Good, we needed one.

01:03:13.440 –> 01:03:14.320
That’s what Elias said.

01:03:14.480 –> 01:03:20.480
He’s like, they could really use a tank because the Paladin’s getting hard and his shit wrecked.

01:03:20.800 –> 01:03:22.079
He got smacked around.

01:03:22.400 –> 01:03:27.360
I get smacked around, but I mean, when I get to smack, I do some decent stuff.

01:03:28.079 –> 01:03:29.440
Smites are fucking great.

01:03:29.760 –> 01:03:32.320
I have room for a new spell.

01:03:32.639 –> 01:03:33.599
Just one more, though.

01:03:33.760 –> 01:03:34.719
Let’s see what I could do.

01:03:34.960 –> 01:03:37.840
Ah, the Paladin’s list of 12 spells.

01:03:39.199 –> 01:03:41.920
Any Paladin spells you guys think Ipid should carry on him?

01:03:42.159 –> 01:03:43.199
What do you got right now?

01:03:44.159 –> 01:03:44.559
Let me look.

01:03:45.280 –> 01:03:53.119
Right now what I got prepared is Bless, Command, Divine Favor, Thunderous Smite, Lesser Restoration, Prayer of Healing.

01:03:53.440 –> 01:03:54.079
Uh-huh.

01:03:54.320 –> 01:03:55.920
What do you got to choose from?

01:03:56.159 –> 01:03:56.960
Those are good.

01:03:57.280 –> 01:04:01.280
I mean, I think I get Zone of Truth automatically through one of my things.

01:04:01.599 –> 01:04:02.239
Oh, dear God.

01:04:02.559 –> 01:04:04.000
Zone of Truth is amazing.

01:04:04.320 –> 01:04:06.000
I have Ceremony, Cure Wounds.

01:04:06.079 –> 01:04:07.840
I mean, you know, and this is not a one and done.

01:04:08.719 –> 01:04:11.599
It’s just, I can prepare and stuff, but for right now.

01:04:12.960 –> 01:04:13.840
Yeah, let me see.

01:04:14.719 –> 01:04:16.559
Prayer of Healing is awesome.

01:04:16.880 –> 01:04:17.519
That I have.

01:04:17.679 –> 01:04:19.840
Yeah, that was like one of the first things.

01:04:20.159 –> 01:04:21.599
You got Find Steed.

01:04:23.199 –> 01:04:24.480
That one I automatically have.

01:04:24.559 –> 01:04:24.880
Yep.

01:04:25.119 –> 01:04:27.760
You got Prayer of Healing, which is awesome.

01:04:28.079 –> 01:04:30.239
I have Aid, which is always prepared for me.

01:04:31.360 –> 01:04:31.679
Okay.

01:04:32.000 –> 01:04:35.119
I don’t know what the news paladin spells are, actually.

01:04:35.440 –> 01:04:40.960
Half of them are like, get a thing to me, and then the other half is like, is a thing there?

01:04:43.039 –> 01:04:44.159
I don’t have identify.

01:04:44.239 –> 01:04:45.679
Paladin doesn’t get that, I don’t think.

01:04:45.920 –> 01:04:46.400
Uh-oh.

01:04:46.639 –> 01:04:47.280
Well, let’s see.

01:04:47.679 –> 01:04:48.480
Uldrick does.

01:04:48.960 –> 01:04:49.360
Yep.

01:04:49.599 –> 01:04:51.119
Create food water spawn.

01:04:51.280 –> 01:04:52.480
Are you on level three spells?

01:04:52.639 –> 01:04:53.199
You should be.

01:04:53.519 –> 01:04:56.320
I have first and second level spells.

01:04:58.000 –> 01:05:00.159
Because I think that’s all I get for right now.

01:05:00.960 –> 01:05:02.320
I think that’s all I get at all.

01:05:02.639 –> 01:05:03.360
No, you get it.

01:05:04.079 –> 01:05:09.360
You’re a half caster, so you get like two spell slots per two levels.

01:05:09.440 –> 01:05:10.000
Yeah, three levels.

01:05:10.480 –> 01:05:11.760
Eventually, you’ll have third four.

01:05:13.159 –> 01:05:15.480
And fifth level spells at one point.

01:05:15.719 –> 01:05:18.599
I think for paladins, it’ll be ninth level.

01:05:18.679 –> 01:05:20.519
You’ll get third-level spells, I think.

01:05:22.119 –> 01:05:26.360
So, one more level, and yeah, you’re going to have some of the good stuff.

01:05:26.679 –> 01:05:29.880
For this, what’s good on this list?

01:05:30.840 –> 01:05:31.559
Not much.

01:05:31.719 –> 01:05:32.679
I’m looking at it.

01:05:33.000 –> 01:05:33.960
I have all the good ones.

01:05:34.119 –> 01:05:36.599
Okay, this next spell might just be a random bullshit one.

01:05:36.840 –> 01:05:37.320
Heroes.

01:05:37.559 –> 01:05:38.199
Magic.

01:05:39.079 –> 01:05:40.440
Do you have a magic weapon?

01:05:41.960 –> 01:05:44.360
There’s a reason why I didn’t have this prepared.

01:05:44.679 –> 01:05:45.000
Yeah.

01:05:45.800 –> 01:05:46.440
Oh, you know what?

01:05:47.079 –> 01:05:48.199
Because my weapon’s magical.

01:05:48.280 –> 01:05:48.679
That’s why.

01:05:48.760 –> 01:05:48.920
Yeah.

01:05:49.400 –> 01:05:49.559
Okay.

01:05:49.719 –> 01:05:49.880
Yeah.

01:05:50.440 –> 01:05:51.559
That was my question.

01:05:52.360 –> 01:05:53.320
So you don’t need that.

01:05:56.280 –> 01:05:57.719
You know, I made a boobie.

01:05:58.280 –> 01:05:58.920
I didn’t.

01:06:02.119 –> 01:06:05.639
I didn’t add any spell for my level up.

01:06:05.800 –> 01:06:07.800
I was supposed to get two every level, right?

01:06:08.360 –> 01:06:09.159
You are, yeah.

01:06:09.400 –> 01:06:09.559
Yeah.

01:06:10.119 –> 01:06:11.000
Totally forgot.

01:06:11.239 –> 01:06:14.119
I was just looking at the table.

01:06:14.280 –> 01:06:14.760
It doesn’t.

01:06:15.880 –> 01:06:16.599
Oh, you know what you want.

01:06:16.760 –> 01:06:20.119
You know what you want it, but million miles.

01:06:20.199 –> 01:06:20.519
Oh, no.

01:06:21.079 –> 01:06:24.599
We can’t use locate object to find the artifact we’re looking for.

01:06:26.039 –> 01:06:28.119
It has to be an object familiar to us.

01:06:28.440 –> 01:06:31.239
I mean, I was about to say, we kind of bulged.

01:06:31.400 –> 01:06:37.559
We kind of did a half-ass version of that when we found the foot when we first got to Drowning Wallace.

01:06:37.960 –> 01:06:40.039
But I think we all know what feet are.

01:06:41.320 –> 01:06:45.639
So Shining Smite isn’t bad.

01:06:46.199 –> 01:06:47.480
Divine Smite’s good.

01:06:48.760 –> 01:06:49.320
That I got.

01:06:49.639 –> 01:06:51.159
Heroism is really good.

01:06:51.480 –> 01:06:52.199
Yes, it is.

01:06:52.519 –> 01:06:55.239
Especially if you’re going to get people who frighten you.

01:06:56.280 –> 01:06:59.320
For right now, I’m going to go ahead and just prepare Shining Smite.

01:06:59.639 –> 01:07:02.360
I now have greater invisibility.

01:07:02.679 –> 01:07:03.239
Oh, yeah.

01:07:03.480 –> 01:07:03.719
Yeah.

01:07:03.960 –> 01:07:06.920
And I got rid of Comprehend Languages and replaced it with Sending.

01:07:07.239 –> 01:07:07.480
Oh, okay.

01:07:07.880 –> 01:07:08.920
Because we talked about that.

01:07:09.000 –> 01:07:10.840
I’m like, yeah, someone’s got to do that one.

01:07:12.440 –> 01:07:14.039
We all got to be in the know, you know?

01:07:15.880 –> 01:07:17.719
Do you need help choosing spells?

01:07:18.039 –> 01:07:19.000
I probably will.

01:07:19.320 –> 01:07:19.559
Yeah.

01:07:20.199 –> 01:07:22.840
I might have some suggestions.

01:07:23.159 –> 01:07:25.000
Elias, my sheet’s ready to go.

01:07:26.280 –> 01:07:32.199
If anything, when you transfer it over, could you go ahead and add that the gauntlets of whatever the hell?

01:07:32.440 –> 01:07:38.519
Oh, this is the spell Uldrick really needs to have Wall of Fire.

01:07:39.800 –> 01:07:40.679
What level?

01:07:41.320 –> 01:07:41.960
Oh, shit.

01:07:42.039 –> 01:07:42.519
You’re right.

01:07:42.760 –> 01:07:43.639
That’s a good one.

01:07:44.679 –> 01:07:48.440
It’s one of the best AOEs in the game because it’s so versatile.

01:07:48.760 –> 01:07:49.320
All right, then.

01:07:49.960 –> 01:07:54.519
In the DD podcast that I listened to, the Druid learned that spell.

01:07:54.840 –> 01:08:03.320
But the way the DM had him do it, he had to play Jezball to see if he would be able to cast the spell.

01:08:04.920 –> 01:08:07.639
And he was so pissed because he was not good at it.

01:08:08.360 –> 01:08:09.880
What podcast is that?

01:08:10.519 –> 01:08:11.880
Dungeons and Daddies.

01:08:12.519 –> 01:08:13.719
I’ve heard of them.

01:08:14.360 –> 01:08:14.920
It’s really good.

01:08:16.359 –> 01:08:17.720
What about Divination?

01:08:18.039 –> 01:08:21.079
That seems like it’s also right up Uldrick’s alley.

01:08:22.359 –> 01:08:25.960
I like the level two of the second campaign of Critical Role.

01:08:26.039 –> 01:08:27.560
That’s my favorite one to listen to.

01:08:27.880 –> 01:08:31.239
There’s so much character development in that shit.

01:08:31.399 –> 01:08:32.359
It is insane.

01:08:33.000 –> 01:08:34.840
And they’re making an animated show out of it.

01:08:34.920 –> 01:08:36.439
So I’m super excited for it.

01:08:37.880 –> 01:08:38.920
I got you updated.

01:08:39.239 –> 01:08:39.800
Beautiful.

01:08:39.960 –> 01:08:41.079
Thank you, handsome man.

01:08:41.399 –> 01:08:43.319
Uldrick, how are you doing on spells?

01:08:43.640 –> 01:08:47.079
I chose Wall of Fire as the recommendation.

01:08:47.399 –> 01:08:49.399
And I’m taking a look at Divination.

01:08:49.560 –> 01:08:52.359
Do you have any other recommendations?

01:08:53.000 –> 01:08:54.600
I just need one more, I believe.

01:08:55.399 –> 01:08:56.920
What level do you want?

01:08:58.039 –> 01:09:00.199
It might be a three or a two.

01:09:00.840 –> 01:09:01.640
Maybe three.

01:09:02.199 –> 01:09:02.920
I’m not sure.

01:09:03.239 –> 01:09:04.199
Three or a two.

01:09:05.479 –> 01:09:07.640
When does Uldrick unlock Powerward Kill?

01:09:11.000 –> 01:09:11.720
Or Wish.

01:09:12.680 –> 01:09:13.640
Or Wish, yeah.

01:09:14.520 –> 01:09:20.840
If you want a divination spell that comes in handy, tongues is really applicable.

01:09:21.159 –> 01:09:21.800
Oh, yeah.

01:09:22.119 –> 01:09:23.640
I do have tongues already.

01:09:25.239 –> 01:09:26.680
Do you have clairvoyance?

01:09:27.000 –> 01:09:27.319
No.

01:09:27.880 –> 01:09:37.479
So with clairvoyance, it gives you, you can put down a sensor that you see through, or you can hear through it.

01:09:37.800 –> 01:09:41.720
It’s invisible, but if someone can see invisibility, they see it as a glowing orb.

01:09:42.840 –> 01:09:47.560
That’s a really good spell for reconnaissance and long-term planning.

01:09:48.520 –> 01:09:50.760
There’s not a lot of divination spells.

01:09:51.079 –> 01:09:52.600
It doesn’t have to be divination.

01:09:52.760 –> 01:09:54.039
I’m good with something else.

01:09:55.079 –> 01:09:57.079
There’s a ton of good third-level spells.

01:10:00.039 –> 01:10:00.840
Counter spell.

01:10:01.159 –> 01:10:02.039
Have you got counterspell?

01:10:02.359 –> 01:10:03.640
I’ve got it already.

01:10:03.960 –> 01:10:05.560
Okay, excellent.

01:10:06.199 –> 01:10:07.159
Oh, fly.

01:10:08.039 –> 01:10:08.840
Fly’s a good one.

01:10:09.560 –> 01:10:10.119
Could do.

01:10:10.600 –> 01:10:10.760
Yeah.

01:10:11.399 –> 01:10:12.680
That might be really versatile.

01:10:14.079 –> 01:10:15.760
With whatever the hell we’re about to deal with.

01:10:16.079 –> 01:10:17.279
I’m okay with that, yeah.

01:10:17.520 –> 01:10:27.680
I need a bit of something to do with movement because, yeah, I think we’re always a bit stuck, or Uldrick’s always a bit stuck with just running, walking.

01:10:27.920 –> 01:10:28.960
Can’t really move very well.

01:10:29.439 –> 01:10:31.199
Good to have a mobility spell on.

01:10:32.239 –> 01:10:35.199
It doesn’t have anything, it doesn’t have Misty Step or anything like that.

01:10:35.439 –> 01:10:36.079
Uh-huh.

01:10:36.399 –> 01:10:39.920
Yeah, at this point, all I got is Thunderstep, and it’s got side effects.

01:10:40.239 –> 01:10:43.039
Well, you can definitely take Misty Step if you want to.

01:10:43.119 –> 01:10:44.239
It’s a great spell.

01:10:45.199 –> 01:10:46.800
And it levels that one.

01:10:47.600 –> 01:10:48.239
Second level.

01:10:49.439 –> 01:10:51.279
Well, I don’t know.

01:10:51.600 –> 01:10:53.359
I think I’d rather have to fly.

01:10:55.119 –> 01:10:55.439
Okay.

01:10:56.560 –> 01:11:01.600
I find it annoying here that I can’t just pull up the description for the protection feat.

01:11:01.920 –> 01:11:07.600
It’s literally just, it just shows this is fighting initiate, but then it doesn’t give me what protection is.

01:11:07.840 –> 01:11:17.520
But sum it up, it’s just if I’m within five feet of somebody, I can it’s the attacker that gets disadvantage, right?

01:11:17.760 –> 01:11:18.640
Hold on.

01:11:18.960 –> 01:11:19.359
Yep.

01:11:19.600 –> 01:11:21.039
Your reaction imposes disadvantage.

01:11:21.199 –> 01:11:21.439
Yep.

01:11:21.520 –> 01:11:22.640
Okay, perfect.

01:11:24.880 –> 01:11:27.600
Ipid’s going to be close to his team from now on.

01:11:27.840 –> 01:11:32.720
It’s funny hearing you guys level up because I don’t really understand all the classes.

01:11:33.039 –> 01:11:36.479
So I’m like, okay, you take that ability.

01:11:36.640 –> 01:11:37.920
That’s okay, good.

01:11:38.319 –> 01:11:39.119
But I don’t really.

01:11:39.520 –> 01:11:41.840
I will just have to wait and see how it plays out.

01:11:42.640 –> 01:11:48.720
Hearing a lore bard level up is so funny because it’s just like, ah, yes, here I have my bardic inspiration.

01:11:48.960 –> 01:11:51.920
And then a few levels down, they’re like, I cash fireball.

01:11:55.680 –> 01:11:57.439
So I think I’ll just do fly.

01:11:57.760 –> 01:11:59.520
I think that will be fine.

01:12:01.119 –> 01:12:03.680
So I’ve added it to my spellbook.

01:12:04.000 –> 01:12:07.199
I had the decency to shut my camera off while I was eating.

01:12:07.520 –> 01:12:10.720
Oh, and my lay on hands is now 40.

01:12:11.359 –> 01:12:11.920
Oh, yeah.

01:12:12.159 –> 01:12:12.640
Good.

01:12:14.479 –> 01:12:16.239
Always good to have more healing.

01:12:16.560 –> 01:12:16.960
Yep.

01:12:17.520 –> 01:12:18.880
Especially this guy.

01:12:19.520 –> 01:12:23.840
Last thing for Elias: would you be able to give me the amulet of Turn Undead?

01:12:24.079 –> 01:12:27.359
Because Ipid has given that to Uldrick.

01:12:27.760 –> 01:12:28.159
Yes.

01:12:31.279 –> 01:12:36.720
When I asked that racial slur question for Dragonborns, some of these are really funny.

01:12:37.039 –> 01:12:38.000
They’re just jokey.

01:12:38.159 –> 01:12:41.600
Like, overgrown kobold is the first one.

01:12:43.520 –> 01:12:44.079
Kobalt.

01:12:44.239 –> 01:12:50.880
One says lizard, sulfur breath, scale scum, scaly, lizard lips.

01:12:51.199 –> 01:12:57.119
And then I saw one that was just like, what are some slurs that a dragonborn would call a human?

01:12:57.680 –> 01:12:58.319
There it is.

01:12:58.640 –> 01:13:00.800
And it’s a pink skin.

01:13:04.079 –> 01:13:10.399
The top one says, I once had a dragonborn villain describe a player as a wet birth, and it entirely stopped play.

01:13:11.279 –> 01:13:14.159
You wet birth.

01:13:16.319 –> 01:13:17.039
That’s cool.

01:13:17.359 –> 01:13:21.680
The famous Fallout one, Smooth Skin, what the ghouls call humans.

01:13:22.000 –> 01:13:26.079
Ah, yes, those sweatlings and their odd excreting liquids from their skin.

01:13:26.399 –> 01:13:27.119
Wetling.

01:13:27.439 –> 01:13:30.000
Soft skin, eggless, milk blood.

01:13:30.319 –> 01:13:30.880
Excretions.

01:13:31.520 –> 01:13:32.000
Pink skin.

01:13:33.279 –> 01:13:34.000
Right here.

01:13:35.600 –> 01:13:38.800
If somebody called me a wet birth, I don’t know how I’d feel about that.

01:13:40.000 –> 01:13:41.920
I’m totally telling my wife that.

01:13:42.319 –> 01:13:43.199
Just the story.

01:13:43.279 –> 01:13:44.319
That’s funny as shit.

01:13:44.560 –> 01:13:45.119
Yeah, that’s pretty cool.

01:13:45.520 –> 01:13:47.359
I got you updated there, Uldrick.

01:13:47.680 –> 01:13:48.239
Thank you.

01:13:48.560 –> 01:13:50.000
Man, Starlane’s going to have it easy.

01:13:50.079 –> 01:13:51.840
She’s going to have all week to level up.

01:13:52.399 –> 01:14:02.159
I just wanted to say to Ash, when you mentioned about Critical Role, the second campaign, I guess that was brought to your mind by the spell of Wall of Fire.

01:14:03.680 –> 01:14:04.800
Not particularly.

01:14:05.039 –> 01:14:05.359
Not really?

01:14:05.600 –> 01:14:07.199
Because there was a big moment where you.

01:14:07.439 –> 01:14:08.640
Yeah, I do remember that now.

01:14:09.199 –> 01:14:10.880
Yeah, that was a cool moment.

01:14:11.199 –> 01:14:12.159
I like Caleb.

01:14:12.479 –> 01:14:13.279
My favorite.

01:14:13.680 –> 01:14:18.560
Anything that Taliesin Jaffe, he just makes really fun characters.

01:14:18.880 –> 01:14:19.119
Yeah.

01:14:19.600 –> 01:14:21.119
Caduceus was badass.

01:14:21.279 –> 01:14:22.000
I loved him.

01:14:22.319 –> 01:14:22.800
Oh, yeah.

01:14:22.880 –> 01:14:24.319
He was a fan of favorite, I think.

01:14:24.640 –> 01:14:24.960
Yeah.

01:14:25.600 –> 01:14:28.239
And did you watch the third one?

01:14:28.560 –> 01:14:30.720
I’m trying to trudge my way through it.

01:14:31.039 –> 01:14:32.640
I like his character in it, though.

01:14:32.880 –> 01:14:33.920
It’s not as entertaining.

01:14:34.159 –> 01:14:36.800
I’ve got like 10 or 15 episodes I can’t remember.

01:14:37.119 –> 01:14:39.840
You mean remaining, or that’s how far you got into it?

01:14:40.319 –> 01:14:41.600
That’s how far I got.

01:14:41.920 –> 01:14:42.239
Okay.

01:14:42.960 –> 01:14:46.960
Are we going to hit a level cap, or is that still up in the air?

01:14:47.520 –> 01:14:48.479
As far as level?

01:14:48.960 –> 01:14:49.279
Yeah.

01:14:50.239 –> 01:14:53.760
It’s just going to keep going up every five sessions until it hits 20.

01:14:54.399 –> 01:14:54.720
Cool.

01:14:54.800 –> 01:14:57.119
So I can be excited to get Holy Nimbus.

01:14:57.439 –> 01:14:59.439
I don’t believe in level caps.

01:14:59.760 –> 01:15:00.000
Okay.

01:15:00.319 –> 01:15:03.039
Because some people are like, we’re stopping at 12.

01:15:03.359 –> 01:15:04.399
We’re stopping.

01:15:04.720 –> 01:15:05.680
Or whatever, you know?

01:15:06.319 –> 01:15:07.840
A lot of modules do that.

01:15:08.479 –> 01:15:10.159
The turn undead amulet.

01:15:10.239 –> 01:15:12.239
That doesn’t need attunement, Ben.

01:15:15.159 –> 01:15:15.880
Pardon me.

01:15:16.920 –> 01:15:19.479
Next level, I get Abjure Foes.

01:15:19.880 –> 01:15:23.640
I can overwhelm foes with awe if it flexes.

01:15:23.960 –> 01:15:26.520
All right, is everyone properly leveled up?

01:15:27.079 –> 01:15:28.039
You double-checked.

01:15:28.359 –> 01:15:29.560
I’m good to go.

01:15:29.880 –> 01:15:30.840
Yep, I’m eight.

01:15:31.000 –> 01:15:31.800
I think we’re okay.

01:15:31.960 –> 01:15:33.239
I just wondered about the amulet.

01:15:33.319 –> 01:15:34.920
I guess it doesn’t need attunement.

01:15:35.239 –> 01:15:36.119
No, does it?

01:15:36.439 –> 01:15:36.760
Okay.

01:15:38.920 –> 01:15:39.800
Yeah, once per day.

01:15:40.359 –> 01:15:40.680
Okay.

01:15:41.000 –> 01:15:42.119
Easy to remember.

01:15:42.439 –> 01:15:42.760
All right.

01:15:42.920 –> 01:15:50.600
As you’re walking through the caves, you hear the sound of voices louder, clearer than before.

01:15:50.920 –> 01:15:53.960
They’re talking about preparing for a feast.

01:15:56.520 –> 01:16:01.000
As you’re walking, you begin to see a light in the distance.

01:16:01.319 –> 01:16:03.640
Slowly, far down.

01:16:04.279 –> 01:16:11.399
You’ll see where the abyss disappears into the wall, and your ledge becomes a tunnel.

01:16:13.399 –> 01:16:15.640
Guys, I think we’re making some real progress here.

01:16:16.039 –> 01:16:16.760
Good hope so.

01:16:17.079 –> 01:16:19.800
What do you do as you begin to approach the light?

01:16:20.520 –> 01:16:21.960
Approach cautiously.

01:16:22.600 –> 01:16:24.680
Cautiously, sword in hand.

01:16:25.000 –> 01:16:28.199
Ready to fuck anything up, as Ash would say.

01:16:28.840 –> 01:16:30.279
I don’t have a weapon in my hand.

01:16:30.439 –> 01:16:31.159
I’m just going.

01:16:31.800 –> 01:16:32.119
Okay.

01:16:33.800 –> 01:16:38.760
If it’s like side by side by Ash, like he’s like trying to lead with him.

01:16:39.800 –> 01:16:42.039
Holy man, you may have to kill something.

01:16:43.560 –> 01:16:45.640
I’ve killed plenty of things, Ash.

01:16:45.720 –> 01:16:49.000
It’s just there’s certain ways to go about killing things in my mind.

01:16:49.319 –> 01:16:50.680
Killing is killing.

01:16:51.000 –> 01:16:53.560
There’s a way to do it, and there’s a way to not do it.

01:16:53.880 –> 01:16:55.880
Honor at the end of the day is what’s important.

01:16:57.960 –> 01:17:00.600
It’s what holds your value as a person in this world.

01:17:00.920 –> 01:17:01.479
Fuck honor.

01:17:01.720 –> 01:17:02.600
Fuck this world.

01:17:04.520 –> 01:17:05.079
Noted.

01:17:07.399 –> 01:17:12.359
At the distance in the light, you see two bald creatures.

01:17:13.239 –> 01:17:14.199
Humanoids.

01:17:15.800 –> 01:17:16.359
I’m sorry.

01:17:16.920 –> 01:17:19.079
I thought you said two balls for a second.

01:17:21.640 –> 01:17:22.840
Two bald creatures.

01:17:23.159 –> 01:17:23.479
Okay.

01:17:24.439 –> 01:17:25.720
Anybody else seeing this?

01:17:26.039 –> 01:17:26.760
What do you see?

01:17:27.079 –> 01:17:28.600
They look human-ish.

01:17:29.319 –> 01:17:30.119
Humanoids.

01:17:30.760 –> 01:17:31.000
Yeah.

01:17:31.560 –> 01:17:38.039
They have slightly pointed ears and large eyes that seem to bulge out of the sockets.

01:17:38.359 –> 01:17:39.960
How shiny are those domes?

01:17:40.279 –> 01:17:41.319
Greasy.

01:17:47.399 –> 01:17:48.439
Who goes there?

01:17:49.399 –> 01:17:52.840
They speak in a tongue intelligible, unintelligible to you.

01:17:53.800 –> 01:17:55.319
Did anybody catch that?

01:17:55.640 –> 01:17:57.159
He looks back at the group.

01:17:57.800 –> 01:17:58.359
Nope.

01:17:58.760 –> 01:17:59.239
Nope.

01:18:01.159 –> 01:18:02.199
Is it so?

01:18:02.279 –> 01:18:03.399
It’s a language.

01:18:03.880 –> 01:18:04.119
Yes.

01:18:04.359 –> 01:18:05.880
It sounds like a language, right?

01:18:06.520 –> 01:18:08.039
Goblin, Giant, Common.

01:18:08.279 –> 01:18:17.319
I don’t understand it, but if we did have a lot of time, I could ritually try to understand it by using Comprehend Languages.

01:18:17.640 –> 01:18:19.079
Can’t just cast it normal?

01:18:19.319 –> 01:18:20.279
Didn’t prepare it.

01:18:21.000 –> 01:18:23.560
Didn’t what about tongues?

01:18:23.800 –> 01:18:24.600
Didn’t prepare it.

01:18:24.840 –> 01:18:25.479
Don’t have that one.

01:18:25.640 –> 01:18:25.960
Okay.

01:18:26.600 –> 01:18:28.119
Didn’t expect to need it.

01:18:29.399 –> 01:18:31.159
Aldrich, show him how good that tongue is.

01:18:31.319 –> 01:18:32.840
Wait, what do you mean you’re not ready?

01:18:35.319 –> 01:18:36.279
He doesn’t know the world.

01:18:36.520 –> 01:18:37.800
Aldrich doesn’t understand.

01:18:37.880 –> 01:18:38.039
Yeah.

01:18:38.279 –> 01:18:38.760
I’ll tell you what.

01:18:39.000 –> 01:18:40.039
He’s learning about the world.

01:18:40.359 –> 01:18:43.159
How long is it going to take you to do that ritual thing you’re talking about?

01:18:43.479 –> 01:18:44.359
It would take 10 minutes.

01:18:44.520 –> 01:18:45.640
I don’t know if we have that much time.

01:18:45.720 –> 01:18:46.840
Do they look friendly?

01:18:47.159 –> 01:18:47.880
Well, I don’t know.

01:18:48.039 –> 01:18:51.560
So you go ahead and start that ritual and we’ll fucking guard you.

01:18:52.439 –> 01:18:55.239
I don’t know about friendly, but they look very hungry.

01:18:56.920 –> 01:18:59.960
You can see the flesh clinging to their bones.

01:19:00.279 –> 01:19:04.600
Their skin looks slightly loose and pulled tight to their bodies.

01:19:04.920 –> 01:19:06.520
You can count their ribs.

01:19:06.840 –> 01:19:10.279
Their collarbones jut out jaggedly like knives.

01:19:10.600 –> 01:19:12.279
If it takes out its snickers.

01:19:14.840 –> 01:19:15.800
I mean, we’ve got rations.

01:19:16.119 –> 01:19:16.520
It might.

01:19:16.920 –> 01:19:18.119
Do we want to eat them?

01:19:18.920 –> 01:19:20.680
I mean, yeah, why not?

01:19:20.840 –> 01:19:21.560
Hold on, hold on.

01:19:21.640 –> 01:19:24.199
Aldric, you keep cast your spell, man.

01:19:25.159 –> 01:19:26.680
Just concentrate on that.

01:19:27.720 –> 01:19:32.600
And if it’s going to look at these guys and be like 10 minutes.

01:19:33.239 –> 01:19:34.600
Oh, no.

01:19:35.399 –> 01:19:37.800
I don’t think they’re going to wait that long.

01:19:38.680 –> 01:19:40.119
How far away are there?

01:19:40.199 –> 01:19:43.319
Because I feel like I wouldn’t, if it wouldn’t have walked up all up on them.

01:19:43.479 –> 01:19:45.000
Like, I would have kept my distance.

01:19:45.319 –> 01:19:46.840
They’re about 90 feet away.

01:19:47.159 –> 01:19:47.479
90.

01:19:47.720 –> 01:19:48.199
Oh, okay.

01:19:48.439 –> 01:19:48.920
All right.

01:19:49.560 –> 01:19:54.039
Aldrich looks like a tourist with a translation book.

01:19:54.279 –> 01:19:55.800
You know, he’s like, we’re just waiting.

01:19:56.279 –> 01:19:56.680
Wait, wait.

01:20:00.359 –> 01:20:02.279
His ritual isn’t even a ritual.

01:20:02.359 –> 01:20:04.199
It’s just going through a dictionary.

01:20:05.800 –> 01:20:06.359
I got it.

01:20:06.439 –> 01:20:07.239
I got it.

01:20:09.000 –> 01:20:09.800
It’s in here somewhere.

01:20:09.880 –> 01:20:10.119
I know.

01:20:10.920 –> 01:20:11.560
I know what you said.

01:20:11.880 –> 01:20:13.399
Aldric, do you need them to say something?

01:20:13.800 –> 01:20:14.840
Hey, can you guys say something?

01:20:16.399 –> 01:20:21.039
Else not too many phrases.

01:20:21.279 –> 01:20:22.720
I only know a couple.

01:20:23.359 –> 01:20:24.159
Ola!

01:20:26.560 –> 01:20:27.439
Yeah, try Ola.

01:20:27.520 –> 01:20:28.560
Try Ola, yeah.

01:20:29.520 –> 01:20:31.520
Iffid speaks in Draconic.

01:20:33.039 –> 01:20:34.800
They don’t respond to Draconic.

01:20:35.600 –> 01:20:37.760
Okay, Iffid will try to get them to be able to do it.

01:20:38.000 –> 01:20:41.039
They’re still standing in the distance next to their fire.

01:20:41.359 –> 01:20:43.680
Okay, that’s fine, as long as they just stay there.

01:20:44.000 –> 01:20:48.880
And where the cave is opening up, you can see where there was a constructed building next to them.

01:20:50.000 –> 01:20:53.520
Aldric says hello in Elvish while he’s ritually.

01:20:54.079 –> 01:20:55.439
They don’t know Elvish.

01:20:56.880 –> 01:20:58.880
They’re speaking in a marbled tongue.

01:20:59.199 –> 01:21:02.560
It sounds halfway between dwarf and goblin.

01:21:03.119 –> 01:21:06.079
Iffid hits them with that good old ALS, ASL.

01:21:06.399 –> 01:21:06.960
ALS.

01:21:08.880 –> 01:21:10.319
How tall are these things?

01:21:11.279 –> 01:21:18.800
They initially look short from the stature of their bodies, but they are actually standing at around seven and a half feet tall.

01:21:19.119 –> 01:21:19.359
Oh.

01:21:20.399 –> 01:21:20.800
Damn.

01:21:21.680 –> 01:21:22.000
Okay.

01:21:22.640 –> 01:21:25.039
So they’re fairly large creatures.

01:21:25.199 –> 01:21:25.439
Okay.

01:21:25.680 –> 01:21:30.479
I mean, they’re pretty large, but like, I think a strong wind would knock these things out.

01:21:31.119 –> 01:21:34.319
Does anyone know Dwarvish or Gnomish?

01:21:35.520 –> 01:21:35.840
Anyone?

01:21:37.520 –> 01:21:38.000
Similar.

01:21:38.640 –> 01:21:39.600
I don’t know, Aldric.

01:21:39.760 –> 01:21:45.199
Look between the Dwarvish and Elvish or whatever languages in that book.

01:21:45.520 –> 01:21:46.479
He’s flicking through.

01:21:46.640 –> 01:21:46.800
Yeah.

01:21:47.039 –> 01:21:47.920
Can’t find it yet.

01:21:48.159 –> 01:21:49.600
As you’re preparing.

01:21:50.239 –> 01:21:51.439
They don’t approach.

01:21:51.760 –> 01:21:54.960
They just sit there staring, their eyes wide.

01:21:55.439 –> 01:21:56.479
You guys got any ideas?

01:21:56.640 –> 01:21:58.479
Feel free to do something.

01:21:59.199 –> 01:22:01.039
Hey, man, we’re giving them all we got.

01:22:02.960 –> 01:22:03.680
We’re giving them.

01:22:03.920 –> 01:22:04.079
Yeah.

01:22:04.319 –> 01:22:07.439
Elvish, common, draconic.

01:22:07.760 –> 01:22:10.560
I don’t got a Pokédex or anything to see what these things even are.

01:22:11.359 –> 01:22:12.720
What the fuck is a Pokédex?

01:22:13.039 –> 01:22:14.319
Oh, don’t worry, man.

01:22:18.000 –> 01:22:22.880
Iffid makes a lot of stupid fourth wall-breaking comments.

01:22:23.439 –> 01:22:26.239
Or do you know any unusual languages?

01:22:26.560 –> 01:22:28.319
Nothing we haven’t tried already.

01:22:28.640 –> 01:22:29.039
Alright.

01:22:29.279 –> 01:22:32.000
I know Ash knows giant, but that was going to work.

01:22:32.479 –> 01:22:35.600
Communicated with goblins before, but they don’t look like goblins.

01:22:35.920 –> 01:22:36.880
Bonjour!

01:22:38.960 –> 01:22:47.039
Well, as you spend your time preparing and casting the spell, they sit there watching quietly as you see more of them gather behind them.

01:22:47.359 –> 01:22:48.079
Oh, what the?

01:22:48.800 –> 01:22:49.760
That can’t be good.

01:22:50.079 –> 01:22:51.840
I’ll cast a message.

01:22:52.159 –> 01:22:53.119
Oh, we’ll try.

01:22:53.199 –> 01:22:54.319
We’ll try message.

01:22:54.800 –> 01:22:56.800
The hell you took 10 minutes to do.

01:23:00.640 –> 01:23:03.039
Yes, see if one of them will respond to message.

01:23:03.199 –> 01:23:03.600
I’ll just…

01:23:04.880 –> 01:23:06.640
Do any of them look like they’re in charge?

01:23:06.720 –> 01:23:09.039
Are they all pretty much the same looking?

01:23:09.359 –> 01:23:10.479
They’re all pretty much the same.

01:23:10.640 –> 01:23:12.960
They’re all dressed in similar rags.

01:23:13.279 –> 01:23:18.960
You can see where they were made for dwarven bodies and have been stretched over larger frames.

01:23:19.279 –> 01:23:19.600
Okay.

01:23:20.720 –> 01:23:21.039
Yeah.

01:23:21.840 –> 01:23:22.960
Send a message.

01:23:23.600 –> 01:23:24.479
We don’t want to fight you.

01:23:24.560 –> 01:23:25.600
Will you let us pass?

01:23:26.159 –> 01:23:27.359
See if they reply to that.

01:23:27.680 –> 01:23:29.680
They might not understand it.

01:23:30.000 –> 01:23:30.720
I don’t know.

01:23:31.039 –> 01:23:33.039
They don’t understand your message.

01:23:33.359 –> 01:23:33.680
Okay.

01:23:35.199 –> 01:23:40.079
They begin jabbering feverishly when you do, and more of them gather.

01:23:40.720 –> 01:23:42.720
We’re about to have a fight, my friends.

01:23:42.960 –> 01:23:48.800
It’s like a text where Aldrich sent what he said to a text, and his response was three question marks.

01:23:49.119 –> 01:23:53.520
You can now see seven of them gathered around the fire.

01:23:53.840 –> 01:23:55.199
Okay, that’s good.

01:23:55.760 –> 01:24:00.079
I think we’re going to have to negotiate a passage here.

01:24:00.720 –> 01:24:04.239
Scorn hefts his walking stick and reaches for the necklace.

01:24:05.279 –> 01:24:06.479
You’re a bard, though, aren’t you?

01:24:06.560 –> 01:24:06.800
Things?

01:24:07.359 –> 01:24:08.319
Plenty of time for us.

01:24:08.720 –> 01:24:10.000
You cut off for a bit.

01:24:10.319 –> 01:24:10.960
See if you did.

01:24:11.920 –> 01:24:12.479
I’m going to.

01:24:13.359 –> 01:24:16.079
I’m just reaching for the necklace of fireballs.

01:24:16.399 –> 01:24:16.880
Ooh, yep.

01:24:18.079 –> 01:24:19.359
Are they approaching yet?

01:24:19.680 –> 01:24:21.039
They don’t approach.

01:24:21.359 –> 01:24:24.000
And Aldrich, you finish casting your spell.

01:24:24.319 –> 01:24:25.920
Throw it up to 60 feet.

01:24:26.239 –> 01:24:26.479
Okay.

01:24:27.119 –> 01:24:31.600
So I should be able to understand if they say something.

01:24:32.000 –> 01:24:33.359
Doesn’t mean I can say it.

01:24:33.520 –> 01:24:35.119
It just means I can understand it.

01:24:35.680 –> 01:24:39.359
When you hear their voices, it is very concerning.

01:24:39.600 –> 01:24:39.920
Oh, no.

01:24:40.159 –> 01:24:44.159
They are arguing about the order in which to sacrifice you to their god.

01:24:44.479 –> 01:24:44.720
Oh.

01:24:45.039 –> 01:24:46.319
You mean us as a group?

01:24:46.800 –> 01:24:51.279
Right now, they’re debating between which of the two blue ones they’re going to do first.

01:24:52.479 –> 01:24:54.000
What are they saying, Aldric?

01:24:54.479 –> 01:24:59.760
They want to ritually sacrifice one of us, or many of us, or all of us.

01:25:01.359 –> 01:25:04.239
Currently looking at Scorn and Ash.

01:25:04.560 –> 01:25:06.399
Or Scorn and Iffid, I guess.

01:25:06.880 –> 01:25:07.840
Blue ones.

01:25:08.479 –> 01:25:12.319
I then summon my sword to my hand, and it appears.

01:25:13.520 –> 01:25:14.560
They’ve got a fire.

01:25:14.800 –> 01:25:15.680
I would like to.

01:25:17.319 –> 01:25:18.119
See if I can.

01:25:18.520 –> 01:25:20.359
Can I get within 60 feet of them?

01:25:20.600 –> 01:25:24.600
I cast control flames to waft the flame.

01:25:25.239 –> 01:25:26.039
Is that a good idea?

01:25:26.359 –> 01:25:27.399
What are you trying to do there?

01:25:27.720 –> 01:25:29.560
I want to try and intimidate them.

01:25:29.880 –> 01:25:32.439
Show them we’ve got fire.

01:25:32.760 –> 01:25:33.720
I’ll go with him.

01:25:34.039 –> 01:25:36.600
I think you can do fire stuff.

01:25:36.760 –> 01:25:36.920
Yeah.

01:25:37.159 –> 01:25:39.159
I was going to say that earlier, but I was too busy.

01:25:40.279 –> 01:25:41.079
Right behind him.

01:25:41.399 –> 01:25:41.640
Yeah.

01:25:42.279 –> 01:25:43.319
Actually, in front of him.

01:25:43.640 –> 01:25:46.760
As you enter their cave, roll initiative.

01:25:48.359 –> 01:25:48.680
Goody.

01:25:49.479 –> 01:25:50.039
Yay.

01:25:50.680 –> 01:25:52.279
I get something to do.

01:25:52.600 –> 01:25:53.960
I’m not mad at that.

01:25:54.279 –> 01:25:55.960
That’s a lot of roles.

01:25:57.239 –> 01:26:00.840
Yeah, my computer wasn’t doing anything, and then I kept clicking on it.

01:26:02.840 –> 01:26:06.039
Let’s just clear those and I’ll start over.

01:26:06.920 –> 01:26:09.800
Because my computer just wasn’t working.

01:26:10.119 –> 01:26:10.600
All right.

01:26:10.920 –> 01:26:11.079
Okay.

01:26:11.399 –> 01:26:14.920
So here’s the official initiative role: 19, 21.

01:26:15.079 –> 01:26:15.319
Okay.

01:26:15.640 –> 01:26:16.279
Here’s mine.

01:26:16.520 –> 01:26:17.239
Starlane.

01:26:19.000 –> 01:26:19.560
There it goes.

01:26:20.680 –> 01:26:22.199
Who’s higher the initiative?

01:26:22.279 –> 01:26:25.159
Because I can willingly swap initiative.

01:26:25.720 –> 01:26:25.960
Oh.

01:26:26.840 –> 01:26:27.800
What’d you get?

01:26:28.119 –> 01:26:28.600
I don’t know what.

01:26:29.159 –> 01:26:31.640
We’re the first one in the initiative for our group.

01:26:31.880 –> 01:26:32.680
Oh, okay.

01:26:33.000 –> 01:26:40.039
It goes, well, aside from the enemies, Ash, Scorn, me, Starlane, Aldrich.

01:26:40.439 –> 01:26:41.640
I thought I rolled last.

01:26:41.960 –> 01:26:43.479
I thought that spy was mine.

01:26:44.600 –> 01:26:47.960
Ash, you’re going to go after the cave dweller.

01:26:48.039 –> 01:26:49.560
His dexterity is higher.

01:26:50.840 –> 01:26:57.319
We begin as one of the cave dwellers screams at you in its nasty tongues.

01:26:58.279 –> 01:27:00.680
Aldric would be able to understand whatever they were screaming.

01:27:01.000 –> 01:27:01.239
Yeah.

01:27:01.640 –> 01:27:07.880
Aldric, it is viscerally describing how it’s going to turn you inside out and wear your guts.

01:27:08.520 –> 01:27:08.840
All right.

01:27:09.000 –> 01:27:10.199
Time to fight, guys.

01:27:12.439 –> 01:27:12.680
Yeah.

01:27:12.920 –> 01:27:13.800
This is no other way.

01:27:14.039 –> 01:27:15.720
We kind of exhausted our other way.

01:27:16.039 –> 01:27:17.159
I just scream.

01:27:18.039 –> 01:27:19.079
Trying to mock him.

01:27:21.960 –> 01:27:22.920
Well, shit.

01:27:23.159 –> 01:27:24.600
What the fuck is that?

01:27:25.239 –> 01:27:26.840
That DC on there is wrong.

01:27:27.000 –> 01:27:27.640
I apologize.

01:27:27.720 –> 01:27:28.680
Something broke.

01:27:29.000 –> 01:27:32.439
It should be a DC-15 wisdom saving throw.

01:27:32.760 –> 01:27:35.479
No, I should keep the DCs.

01:27:36.119 –> 01:27:36.439
Okay.

01:27:37.720 –> 01:27:39.399
Yeah, DC-15 wisdom.

01:27:39.640 –> 01:27:40.359
It’s not good.

01:27:40.680 –> 01:27:41.399
Not good at all.

01:27:43.800 –> 01:27:44.600
Here it comes.

01:27:44.920 –> 01:27:45.399
Ouch.

01:27:45.560 –> 01:27:46.359
I got an 11.

01:27:46.520 –> 01:27:46.760
No.

01:27:47.239 –> 01:27:50.279
You hear the horrible screeching in your mind.

01:27:50.600 –> 01:27:51.319
Oh, man.

01:27:51.800 –> 01:27:55.079
The sound of their nasty songs.

01:27:55.399 –> 01:28:01.000
All the worst and ugliest parts of dwarvish mixed with the ugliest parts of goblin.

01:28:01.319 –> 01:28:05.640
Together, it sounds like a bagpipes while the piper is being killed.

01:28:06.920 –> 01:28:07.239
Okay.

01:28:08.199 –> 01:28:09.159
Scorn.

01:28:09.479 –> 01:28:12.359
You are circled by your worst fears.

01:28:12.680 –> 01:28:15.479
You see things from your recent past.

01:28:15.800 –> 01:28:23.319
Giant spiders, evil giant horses, ghouls, and you see lack of system.

01:28:24.199 –> 01:28:30.039
You’ll make another DC 15 wisdom saving throw at the end of each of your turns.

01:28:30.359 –> 01:28:30.439
Okay.

01:28:31.880 –> 01:28:32.039
Okay.

01:28:32.359 –> 01:28:34.359
If you fail, you take the damage again.

01:28:34.680 –> 01:28:38.119
Yeah, that’s going to put me out real fast if I fail.

01:28:38.439 –> 01:28:40.840
So, let me know when my turn comes up.

01:28:41.079 –> 01:28:42.680
I didn’t mean to put that circle in there.

01:28:42.760 –> 01:28:43.159
I’m sorry.

01:28:43.800 –> 01:28:44.680
That’s all right.

01:28:45.000 –> 01:28:46.439
Ash just blew us up.

01:28:46.760 –> 01:28:47.960
You know what you did.

01:28:50.840 –> 01:28:55.800
The next one, and it’s nasty, ugly, goblin dwarvish tongue.

01:28:56.119 –> 01:28:58.359
I’m rolling portent roles, by the way.

01:28:58.520 –> 01:28:59.000
I need help.

01:28:59.159 –> 01:29:00.199
I think we’re going to need help.

01:29:00.439 –> 01:29:01.000
Oh, well.

01:29:01.239 –> 01:29:01.640
That’s.

01:29:04.680 –> 01:29:08.680
I know you can’t deprive it from us, but that told us everything we needed to know.

01:29:11.159 –> 01:29:22.760
It was him laughing and not me, so it tells you what who’s good for all right.

01:29:23.159 –> 01:29:31.239
Iffid, you see one of these little things shooting at you with its bow because an arrow goes right through your armor, hitting you in the chest.

01:29:31.560 –> 01:29:33.079
Right in the scar.

01:29:33.640 –> 01:29:36.840
Oh, that’s brisk, baby.

01:29:37.159 –> 01:29:37.640
Ow.

01:29:38.439 –> 01:29:39.159
Nine damage.

01:29:39.560 –> 01:29:40.680
All right, loser.

01:29:41.239 –> 01:29:42.920
Ash, it is your turn.

01:29:44.520 –> 01:29:46.279
Goody, goody, goody.

01:29:46.600 –> 01:29:49.399
I’m going to go right there.

01:29:50.359 –> 01:29:53.560
I want to cast chromatic orb at a second level.

01:29:53.880 –> 01:29:54.760
Yeah, second level.

01:29:55.159 –> 01:29:55.960
It’s going to be fire.

01:29:56.199 –> 01:29:57.159
Fire damage.

01:29:57.479 –> 01:30:00.039
After that hit, I’m just back at level 7 HP.

01:30:00.199 –> 01:30:01.079
We’re good.

01:30:02.039 –> 01:30:02.279
Okay.

01:30:02.680 –> 01:30:07.079
I’m going to go for the one on the far left in the top.

01:30:07.560 –> 01:30:08.680
Yeah, right there where you’re pointing.

01:30:08.920 –> 01:30:09.079
Yes.

01:30:09.159 –> 01:30:12.920
And that is the one that was casting the spell on Scorn.

01:30:13.239 –> 01:30:13.640
Oh, okay.

01:30:13.800 –> 01:30:14.359
Awesome.

01:30:15.239 –> 01:30:15.960
Oh, fuck.

01:30:16.680 –> 01:30:16.840
You’re.

01:30:18.159 –> 01:30:18.560
Not hit.

01:30:18.640 –> 01:30:27.279
As it goes flying off into the wall, you see it ignites the eyes filled with oil of one of the dwarven statues.

01:30:29.520 –> 01:30:31.600
I did the wrong rest dead comment.

01:30:31.680 –> 01:30:32.000
All right.

01:30:32.239 –> 01:30:32.880
Now we’re good.

01:30:34.640 –> 01:30:35.039
All right.

01:30:35.600 –> 01:30:41.840
And then the creatures points at you and begins casting a little spell.

01:30:42.159 –> 01:30:42.560
Oh, wait.

01:30:42.960 –> 01:30:44.079
Fuck shit.

01:30:45.680 –> 01:30:48.159
It casts healing word on Scorn.

01:30:48.399 –> 01:30:48.800
Wow.

01:30:50.960 –> 01:30:51.600
Doubt it.

01:30:55.439 –> 01:30:59.359
Make a DC-15 wisdom saving throw, Ash.

01:30:59.680 –> 01:31:01.840
Wisdom saving throw on him.

01:31:02.079 –> 01:31:02.560
Wisdom.

01:31:03.439 –> 01:31:03.760
Man.

01:31:04.000 –> 01:31:05.279
You ain’t getting me, fuckers.

01:31:05.520 –> 01:31:06.479
Maybe you are.

01:31:07.199 –> 01:31:08.159
It’s half damage.

01:31:08.479 –> 01:31:11.920
You feel the psychic screams battering against you.

01:31:13.760 –> 01:31:15.840
And Scorn, it is your turn.

01:31:16.159 –> 01:31:16.399
Yeah.

01:31:17.279 –> 01:31:23.840
So just before the combat, Scorn pulled one bead off the necklace of fireballs.

01:31:24.159 –> 01:31:25.359
And he’s going to…

01:31:26.319 –> 01:31:28.800
He’s going to move up if I can ever move.

01:31:29.119 –> 01:31:30.239
I’m working on it.

01:31:31.039 –> 01:31:31.920
There it is.

01:31:32.560 –> 01:31:35.199
5, 10, 15, 20.

01:31:36.640 –> 01:31:37.359
25.

01:31:38.000 –> 01:31:39.840
I’m just going to move up here.

01:31:40.159 –> 01:31:45.760
And he changes his mind and rips the remaining seven.

01:31:47.119 –> 01:31:48.880
The rest of the necklace just rips it off.

01:31:49.199 –> 01:31:52.159
There’s seven fire beads left on it, and he throws the whole thing.

01:31:52.479 –> 01:31:53.279
God damn.

01:31:54.319 –> 01:31:58.880
Because these things are trying to kill him, and he’s scared for his life, and he’s just not having it.

01:31:59.199 –> 01:32:02.800
So that’s going to be a 14d6 fireball.

01:32:03.760 –> 01:32:04.239
All right.

01:32:04.479 –> 01:32:06.079
Roll 14d6.

01:32:08.000 –> 01:32:09.520
And I’m going to spot it.

01:32:10.159 –> 01:32:11.439
14d6 is crazy.

01:32:11.600 –> 01:32:12.159
Holy shit.

01:32:13.119 –> 01:32:13.359
Yeah.

01:32:14.880 –> 01:32:16.159
Do not give Scorn name.

01:32:16.479 –> 01:32:17.199
God damn.

01:32:17.439 –> 01:32:18.640
My screen just went.

01:32:20.560 –> 01:32:21.600
Did you get him?

01:32:22.239 –> 01:32:22.800
I don’t know.

01:32:23.920 –> 01:32:24.880
They all got a save.

01:32:25.199 –> 01:32:27.840
Let me check the necklace of fireballs.

01:32:29.119 –> 01:32:30.720
What’s the save on this?

01:32:31.039 –> 01:32:35.039
You know, in regards, you know, that for 14d6.

01:32:35.439 –> 01:32:35.520
Okay.

01:32:35.680 –> 01:32:37.920
Your deck rolls didn’t come out all that good, huh?

01:32:38.239 –> 01:32:39.600
No, it could have been better.

01:32:39.920 –> 01:32:41.920
Yeah, it’s a DC-15 deck save.

01:32:42.079 –> 01:32:42.640
Wait, hold on.

01:32:42.720 –> 01:32:43.279
Look at him.

01:32:43.600 –> 01:32:44.000
Look at him.

01:32:47.279 –> 01:32:50.880
I’m really hoping I got the one that cast a spell on me, but I don’t think I did.

01:32:51.199 –> 01:32:53.039
I mean, is it a concentration?

01:32:53.119 –> 01:32:54.560
You might have just broke concentration.

01:32:54.880 –> 01:33:00.159
Yeah, he’s even if he’s saved, he’ll have to make a fairly difficult concentration check.

01:33:00.479 –> 01:33:02.399
So, yeah, we’ll see what happens.

01:33:02.720 –> 01:33:04.720
He made his concentration check.

01:33:05.039 –> 01:33:06.560
Oh, my God.

01:33:07.039 –> 01:33:08.079
I’m in big trouble.

01:33:08.319 –> 01:33:11.760
So I’m going to step back with my remaining movement.

01:33:12.720 –> 01:33:15.359
Give Iffid a bardic inspiration.

01:33:15.439 –> 01:33:19.039
It’s like, Iffid, if I go down, you’re finishing them.

01:33:19.600 –> 01:33:21.039
You have Bardic inspiration now.

01:33:21.359 –> 01:33:25.600
Iffid looks at you with his dreamy eyes and he says, I got you, brother.

01:33:26.239 –> 01:33:30.319
And that’s the end of my turn, and I’m going to make another wisdom save.

01:33:30.960 –> 01:33:32.880
Or maybe fail another wisdom save.

01:33:32.960 –> 01:33:33.359
I don’t know.

01:33:33.600 –> 01:33:34.560
Here it goes.

01:33:34.880 –> 01:33:36.319
Aldric or Aldric.

01:33:36.479 –> 01:33:39.039
Scorn panicked and just ran to the front.

01:33:41.039 –> 01:33:43.119
And the spell has ended.

01:33:43.439 –> 01:33:43.920
All right.

01:33:44.079 –> 01:33:46.000
You barely make it out.

01:33:46.880 –> 01:33:49.039
The visions of nightmares fading.

01:33:49.359 –> 01:33:51.760
Blown away by the fireball.

01:33:53.359 –> 01:33:54.800
Jesus, Scorn!

01:33:56.239 –> 01:33:56.479
What?

01:33:56.640 –> 01:33:58.239
That spell was nasty!

01:33:59.520 –> 01:34:00.800
That was fucking cool.

01:34:01.119 –> 01:34:02.479
Also, I like fire.

01:34:03.119 –> 01:34:03.760
All right.

01:34:04.319 –> 01:34:08.640
You hear more of them running around through the shadows around you.

01:34:08.960 –> 01:34:10.880
And Iffid, it is your turn.

01:34:13.119 –> 01:34:13.600
Hmm.

01:34:14.159 –> 01:34:21.760
Iffid’s going to move his 30 feet, he’s not close enough to hurt anybody, but he will possibly do things.

01:34:23.039 –> 01:34:23.520
You know what?

01:34:24.319 –> 01:34:26.239
It’s because I’m going to need it later.

01:34:26.880 –> 01:34:27.199
Okay.

01:34:29.439 –> 01:34:35.359
Iffid’s going to go up to the front so that everybody or just sort of the front.

01:34:35.600 –> 01:34:39.439
And he’s going to go ahead and cast bless on.

01:34:40.319 –> 01:34:45.760
That’s going to be for Scorn, Ash, and Aldric.

01:34:46.079 –> 01:34:46.399
Okay.

01:34:46.720 –> 01:34:47.119
All right.

01:34:47.439 –> 01:34:54.640
Whenever a target makes an attack roll or a saving throw before the spell ends, the target adds 1d4 to the attack roll or save.

01:34:55.279 –> 01:35:02.000
Yeah, Iffid, the way he does it, he pushes past everybody and stands ready to attack whatever’s going to be left.

01:35:02.319 –> 01:35:04.880
And he’s just like, do not falter.

01:35:05.199 –> 01:35:06.319
We’re going to get through this.

01:35:06.640 –> 01:35:08.560
And then you guys feel a little blessed.

01:35:08.880 –> 01:35:12.000
And I don’t want to waste another spells off of this.

01:35:12.079 –> 01:35:13.600
So that’s going to be Ippid’s turn.

01:35:14.000 –> 01:35:15.439
Because he can’t touch anybody.

01:35:15.760 –> 01:35:17.920
Ippid, you see the creature.

01:35:19.720 –> 01:35:27.159
Waving its hands at you, preparing something, casting a spell, targeting your vulnerabilities.

01:35:28.359 –> 01:35:31.159
You feel darkness wrapping around your vision.

01:35:31.479 –> 01:35:35.319
Make a DC 15 constitution saving throw.

01:35:35.640 –> 01:35:37.000
15, alright.

01:35:37.319 –> 01:35:37.560
Okay.

01:35:38.039 –> 01:35:39.720
God, diggity damn.

01:35:40.039 –> 01:35:41.880
Wait, I got a bardic inspiration, right?

01:35:43.239 –> 01:35:44.119
That’s still a G8.

01:35:45.079 –> 01:35:45.560
Yep.

01:35:45.880 –> 01:35:47.079
Hold on, Elias.

01:35:47.159 –> 01:35:48.840
Don’t get too happy now.

01:35:49.479 –> 01:35:50.760
Boom, Shakalaka.

01:35:51.000 –> 01:35:51.560
Oh, man.

01:35:52.119 –> 01:35:52.279
Oh!

01:35:54.119 –> 01:35:55.000
I’ll fix it.

01:35:55.319 –> 01:35:56.439
Call an ambulance!

01:35:56.680 –> 01:35:57.640
Not for me!

01:35:58.760 –> 01:36:00.119
What’d you just do?

01:36:02.520 –> 01:36:05.319
He was about to be blinded.

01:36:06.279 –> 01:36:11.960
Yeah, on my screen, everything went gray, and I couldn’t see any of the enemies or you guys.

01:36:12.920 –> 01:36:13.720
Oh, my.

01:36:14.680 –> 01:36:19.079
But I keep forgetting sometimes I’d be having to write Bardic inspiration.

01:36:19.319 –> 01:36:19.880
But no!

01:36:20.199 –> 01:36:24.520
Ippid prevails, thankfully to the kind words that Scorn gave me.

01:36:24.920 –> 01:36:27.880
Scorn, give me a football, like a baseball coach.

01:36:28.039 –> 01:36:28.600
Go get him.

01:36:29.159 –> 01:36:30.039
Go get him, kid.

01:36:30.199 –> 01:36:31.399
Like walking out of the.

01:36:34.359 –> 01:36:36.279
Aldric, we’re gonna go to your turn.

01:36:36.600 –> 01:36:36.920
Okay.

01:36:38.279 –> 01:36:39.560
What does Aldric see?

01:36:39.720 –> 01:36:40.680
Just two enemies?

01:36:40.920 –> 01:36:45.720
Aldric, you see where a bunch of these things have been blown to pieces by a fireball.

01:36:46.039 –> 01:36:49.640
A couple of them are scorched and wounded, but still fighting.

01:36:49.960 –> 01:36:52.359
You hear the sound of more running around.

01:36:52.680 –> 01:36:54.520
Do I know which direction that is?

01:36:55.000 –> 01:36:57.960
Because there’s a few different corridors that I might see.

01:36:59.159 –> 01:37:03.239
You hear them generally coming from the east of you in all directions.

01:37:03.560 –> 01:37:04.199
Alright.

01:37:05.319 –> 01:37:09.479
I’m going to run to beside Scorn about there.

01:37:10.039 –> 01:37:12.520
I’m going to say, I think more are coming.

01:37:13.079 –> 01:37:14.359
More are coming, guys.

01:37:14.920 –> 01:37:20.119
And okay, Flaming Sphere, third level.

01:37:22.520 –> 01:37:24.680
Where do I place the measure template?

01:37:25.000 –> 01:37:28.039
I’m going to try to do it on the guy that seems to be casting spells.

01:37:28.359 –> 01:37:29.000
So there.

01:37:29.479 –> 01:37:37.720
So I’ll use the bonus action to move the sphere into his area if I need to.

01:37:38.039 –> 01:37:38.680
Alright.

01:37:39.000 –> 01:37:40.279
Will that be your turn?

01:37:40.600 –> 01:37:41.000
Yep.

01:37:41.319 –> 01:37:41.880
Alright.

01:37:42.199 –> 01:37:45.239
Can you roll me that fire damage, please?

01:37:45.560 –> 01:37:48.840
Okay, so because it’s third level, I think it’s 3d6.

01:37:49.479 –> 01:37:49.960
Yes.

01:37:50.279 –> 01:37:51.239
Ooh, I’ll take that.

01:37:51.560 –> 01:37:51.960
15.

01:37:52.520 –> 01:37:55.560
You see the flames consume the creature.

01:37:55.880 –> 01:37:57.720
And Ash, it is your turn.

01:37:58.039 –> 01:37:59.159
I’m fucking.

01:37:59.560 –> 01:37:59.880
Ah!

01:38:00.119 –> 01:38:00.920
I can’t move.

01:38:01.159 –> 01:38:01.560
Hang on.

01:38:01.720 –> 01:38:02.279
There we go.

01:38:02.520 –> 01:38:05.560
Go up here and give him two swings for my sword.

01:38:06.199 –> 01:38:08.359
I think I have something with this.

01:38:08.680 –> 01:38:11.159
If I miss with the sword, I add some.

01:38:11.399 –> 01:38:12.840
I at least do something.

01:38:13.159 –> 01:38:14.840
You get a plus three with a grace.

01:38:15.399 –> 01:38:15.800
Oh, yeah.

01:38:15.960 –> 01:38:16.119
Okay.

01:38:16.279 –> 01:38:17.560
Three damage minimum.

01:38:17.880 –> 01:38:18.439
So I missed it.

01:38:18.680 –> 01:38:19.880
Well, for me, it’s three.

01:38:20.119 –> 01:38:23.880
It’s actually, it depends on your strength modifier.

01:38:24.199 –> 01:38:29.399
Yeah, the creature equal to the ability modifier you use to make the attack roll.

01:38:29.720 –> 01:38:32.279
So that will be what damage you make.

01:38:32.600 –> 01:38:33.960
Alright, so it’s five.

01:38:34.199 –> 01:38:35.079
There you go.

01:38:35.399 –> 01:38:36.840
You see it cut into the chest.

01:38:36.920 –> 01:38:40.439
As its blood drips out, you see it’s the wrong color.

01:38:40.760 –> 01:38:42.039
It’s not red.

01:38:42.359 –> 01:38:43.800
It’s not even green.

01:38:44.119 –> 01:38:45.800
It’s a sickly purple.

01:38:46.119 –> 01:38:46.439
Gross.

01:38:46.760 –> 01:38:49.159
You see bits of silver running through it.

01:38:49.479 –> 01:38:51.479
Like mercury on its veins.

01:38:51.800 –> 01:38:52.840
What the fuck?

01:38:53.479 –> 01:38:54.840
I’m just going to swing him again.

01:38:56.359 –> 01:38:57.000
I don’t know.

01:38:57.239 –> 01:38:58.039
Does that hit?

01:38:58.279 –> 01:38:59.239
That does hit.

01:38:59.560 –> 01:39:00.760
Damage, baby.

01:39:01.079 –> 01:39:02.600
How do you kill this one?

01:39:02.920 –> 01:39:07.079
Chop his fucking head off with a fear of the silver purple blood.

01:39:07.399 –> 01:39:13.319
As you chop his head off, the body falls to the ground lifelessly, but it’s not quiet.

01:39:13.640 –> 01:39:15.800
You hear the sound of more preparing.

01:39:16.119 –> 01:39:17.239
More of them coming.

01:39:17.560 –> 01:39:22.119
I think we should set up an ambush because I don’t know how many are coming, or we’d book it.

01:39:22.279 –> 01:39:23.720
What do you guys want to do?

01:39:24.039 –> 01:39:29.399
Um, getting the jump on them would probably be the best course of strategy that we needed to take.

01:39:30.359 –> 01:39:34.039
I mean, I’m all for a good fight, but I don’t know how many these fuckers are.

01:39:34.680 –> 01:39:38.199
Um, these two side rooms.

01:39:38.439 –> 01:39:38.920
I can’t.

01:39:40.680 –> 01:39:50.600
There’s some rooms that we can post up in while they look at this, and then maybe we could get the jump on them once we see how many will come and investigate.

01:39:51.239 –> 01:39:55.800
My flaming spear is going to still be there for up to a minute.

01:39:56.119 –> 01:39:58.840
So are we out of the initiative?

01:39:59.159 –> 01:39:59.399
No.

01:40:00.199 –> 01:40:00.520
Okay.

01:40:00.840 –> 01:40:03.159
So, Scorn, it is your turn.

01:40:03.479 –> 01:40:05.880
You hear more of these creatures approaching.

01:40:06.199 –> 01:40:07.640
Can I tell which direction?

01:40:07.960 –> 01:40:11.159
They’re coming from the south and the east.

01:40:11.720 –> 01:40:13.640
Say we ambushed the shit out of them.

01:40:14.920 –> 01:40:15.880
Alright, Scorn.

01:40:15.960 –> 01:40:17.319
What do you do on your turn?

01:40:17.640 –> 01:40:18.600
I think you’re on mute.

01:40:20.159 –> 01:40:20.560
I am.

01:40:20.880 –> 01:40:21.199
Okay.

01:40:23.119 –> 01:40:23.600
I was.

01:40:24.159 –> 01:40:25.359
Moves over there.

01:40:26.319 –> 01:40:29.680
And, oh, I think I’ll cast greater invisibility.

01:40:30.000 –> 01:40:33.520
Somebody said we’re going to ambush these guys, and that is the way to do it.

01:40:33.840 –> 01:40:37.039
And with my bonus action, I’m going to consume a healing potion.

01:40:37.359 –> 01:40:39.359
And it’s not terrible.

01:40:39.600 –> 01:40:39.920
Okay.

01:40:40.159 –> 01:40:40.880
I’ll take it.

01:40:41.039 –> 01:40:42.479
I get 15 hit points back.

01:40:42.640 –> 01:40:43.279
Yay.

01:40:43.920 –> 01:40:44.319
Hell yeah.

01:40:44.560 –> 01:40:46.079
Ippid is your turn.

01:40:46.399 –> 01:40:50.800
Um, I guess the best way Ippid can prepare for this, he’s going to run over to this room over here.

01:40:51.600 –> 01:40:52.720
Go in here.

01:40:53.039 –> 01:41:06.640
And he is going to prepare an action, and that action will be the ability to close the door once whoever wants to come in here is in here.

01:41:08.640 –> 01:41:10.800
And that’s all Ippid’s going to do this turn.

01:41:11.039 –> 01:41:13.520
We’re going to set up an ambush again in the right spot.

01:41:13.680 –> 01:41:16.000
We want to try to get a surprise round on these assholes.

01:41:16.239 –> 01:41:18.319
Darling disappears in the darkness.

01:41:18.960 –> 01:41:20.560
Aldric, it is your turn.

01:41:20.880 –> 01:41:24.640
Alright, so I would want to move my sphere into.

01:41:27.119 –> 01:41:28.399
How do you highlight again?

01:41:28.720 –> 01:41:29.279
Oh, there.

01:41:29.439 –> 01:41:32.239
Into that corridor there, if you can see my highlight.

01:41:32.560 –> 01:41:32.960
Yes.

01:41:33.279 –> 01:41:34.960
I want to move my sphere there.

01:41:35.279 –> 01:41:37.600
I can move it up to 30 feet, I believe.

01:41:37.840 –> 01:41:44.239
So the sphere is going to wait there until those guys come around, and then when I get my next turn, I’d probably move it back into their area.

01:41:44.560 –> 01:41:51.199
Trying to hide it out of their way, just not just make it look like there’s just a general fire over there, if possible.

01:41:51.520 –> 01:41:54.000
And yeah, I guess he’ll move.

01:41:54.319 –> 01:42:01.439
If he’s not hearing anything from this downward direction, he’ll move himself to the downward direction.

01:42:01.760 –> 01:42:02.239
Is he?

01:42:02.399 –> 01:42:04.399
Oh, well, that changes things.

01:42:04.720 –> 01:42:06.399
Can I make it instead that he.

01:42:06.880 –> 01:42:08.640
Well, he would not do that.

01:42:08.880 –> 01:42:14.079
He would go beside no one, because no one’s visible at the moment.

01:42:14.399 –> 01:42:16.960
But he would walk over to that alcove instead.

01:42:17.279 –> 01:42:31.359
And prepared action would be, if you can prepare an action, it would be a chromatic orb of fire for anything that he can see come through the corridors.

01:42:32.000 –> 01:42:32.960
That’s it.

01:42:33.279 –> 01:42:37.439
Aldric, you’re the first one to spot them coming around the corner at you.

01:42:37.680 –> 01:42:38.560
Goblins!

01:42:38.880 –> 01:42:43.920
They draw their bows and begin firing at you one shot after the other.

01:42:44.239 –> 01:42:44.880
Oh no.

01:42:45.119 –> 01:42:45.680
Oh no.

01:42:46.000 –> 01:42:48.720
The first one hits you with two shots.

01:42:49.039 –> 01:42:49.520
Oh no.

01:42:49.840 –> 01:42:50.560
Not at all.

01:42:50.880 –> 01:42:51.279
Ow.

01:42:51.520 –> 01:42:51.840
Oh no.

01:42:52.239 –> 01:42:52.880
Oh no.

01:42:53.520 –> 01:42:57.439
And you need to make two concentration saving throws for your flaming spear.

01:42:58.000 –> 01:42:58.399
Ouch.

01:42:59.359 –> 01:42:59.840
Oh no.

01:43:00.079 –> 01:43:01.119
It’s probably gone then.

01:43:01.439 –> 01:43:05.279
The fire goes out and you see the next one begin shooting at you.

01:43:05.920 –> 01:43:06.720
It’s not good.

01:43:06.880 –> 01:43:08.159
I’m going to die.

01:43:08.800 –> 01:43:10.079
Oh, damn.

01:43:10.399 –> 01:43:12.319
It hits you with two arrows.

01:43:12.640 –> 01:43:19.279
And you’re beginning to feel rather like a pincushion as you begin to fall unconscious to the ground.

01:43:20.640 –> 01:43:21.359
Help!

01:43:22.640 –> 01:43:24.399
And Ash, it is your turn.

01:43:24.720 –> 01:43:24.960
What?

01:43:25.520 –> 01:43:27.680
Do I notice the arrows?

01:43:28.000 –> 01:43:34.720
You hear Aldric cry out as he gets hit with several arrows in the blink of moments.

01:43:35.920 –> 01:43:37.359
Oh, goody.

01:43:40.239 –> 01:43:46.399
It’s going to go right there and prepare an action if I see anybody cross me.

01:43:46.479 –> 01:43:47.920
I’m just going to swing.

01:43:49.520 –> 01:43:52.960
I did prepare an action as well, but I forgot to do it.

01:43:55.119 –> 01:43:56.159
What was your action?

01:43:56.399 –> 01:43:57.840
Just a chromatic orb.

01:43:58.079 –> 01:44:00.319
Why don’t you go ahead and cast that on one of these?

01:44:01.119 –> 01:44:01.359
Yeah.

01:44:01.840 –> 01:44:03.680
Well, I guess it would have been second level.

01:44:03.840 –> 01:44:09.279
I didn’t say the level at the time, but second level.

01:44:09.600 –> 01:44:11.439
Aldric whips out the Fushigi.

01:44:11.680 –> 01:44:12.079
Just the.

01:44:12.319 –> 01:44:13.279
Oh, never mind.

01:44:14.079 –> 01:44:14.720
That makes sense.

01:44:14.880 –> 01:44:15.920
It misses anyway.

01:44:16.239 –> 01:44:19.359
You’re a little distracted by being filled with arrows.

01:44:19.680 –> 01:44:19.920
Yeah.

01:44:20.800 –> 01:44:23.279
It narratively makes sense.

01:44:25.119 –> 01:44:26.640
Scorn, it is your turn.

01:44:26.960 –> 01:44:32.800
You’ll see Aldric run up next to you and then immediately being pelted with arrows fall to the ground in a heap.

01:44:33.119 –> 01:44:34.000
Uh-huh.

01:44:34.319 –> 01:44:35.760
I wish you wouldn’t do that.

01:44:36.079 –> 01:44:36.399
Okay.

01:44:38.560 –> 01:44:40.560
Yeah, this is getting ugly.

01:44:41.119 –> 01:44:42.159
I’m still invisible.

01:44:42.479 –> 01:44:43.680
I’m stepping out here.

01:44:44.000 –> 01:44:46.399
I don’t see any of them eastward.

01:44:46.720 –> 01:44:50.399
So I’m going to continue a few more feet down.

01:44:51.039 –> 01:44:51.359
Okay.

01:44:51.600 –> 01:44:53.359
There’s just two of them down here.

01:44:53.680 –> 01:44:54.000
Okay.

01:44:54.880 –> 01:44:55.920
I can’t quite get there.

01:44:57.279 –> 01:44:58.960
What do I got to hammer these guys with?

01:44:59.039 –> 01:45:00.399
I mean, really hammer them.

01:45:01.039 –> 01:45:02.079
Not a damn thing.

01:45:02.399 –> 01:45:02.720
Okay.

01:45:03.039 –> 01:45:03.520
I don’t care.

01:45:03.600 –> 01:45:04.319
I’m invisible.

01:45:05.600 –> 01:45:09.439
I am going to firebolt this one.

01:45:10.399 –> 01:45:11.680
I will be right back.

01:45:12.000 –> 01:45:13.920
I have to give my son something to eat.

01:45:16.079 –> 01:45:18.319
Wait, did you firebolt the left or the right one?

01:45:18.640 –> 01:45:19.680
The one nearest to me.

01:45:21.880 –> 01:45:22.279
All right.

01:45:22.600 –> 01:45:23.880
This guy right here.

01:45:24.199 –> 01:45:25.800
And I’m invisible.

01:45:25.960 –> 01:45:27.079
He can’t see it coming.

01:45:27.399 –> 01:45:28.760
So that should be with advantage.

01:45:29.079 –> 01:45:30.119
You do have advantage.

01:45:30.279 –> 01:45:30.439
Yeah.

01:45:31.000 –> 01:45:31.319
Okay.

01:45:31.560 –> 01:45:33.560
Let me see what I can do about that here.

01:45:36.840 –> 01:45:37.640
Oh, there we go.

01:45:37.880 –> 01:45:39.000
Advantage on a roll.

01:45:39.159 –> 01:45:40.039
What do we got?

01:45:40.680 –> 01:45:42.279
I bet one of them hit.

01:45:42.840 –> 01:45:43.319
Yep.

01:45:43.640 –> 01:45:44.199
Yep.

01:45:44.520 –> 01:45:46.279
And damage.

01:45:46.920 –> 01:45:48.119
How much damage did that do?

01:45:48.279 –> 01:45:49.000
Did I roll that?

01:45:49.159 –> 01:45:51.560
Did I roll the damage automatically, or do I still need to?

01:45:51.800 –> 01:45:52.039
No.

01:45:53.000 –> 01:45:53.319
Okay.

01:45:55.319 –> 01:45:55.880
Here.

01:45:56.199 –> 01:45:57.560
We’ll just do it this way.

01:45:57.720 –> 01:45:58.840
2d10s.

01:45:59.159 –> 01:45:59.640
Boom.

01:45:59.880 –> 01:46:00.760
That’s weak.

01:46:01.079 –> 01:46:03.319
Anyway, eight points of damage.

01:46:03.640 –> 01:46:06.039
You hear him cursing as you hit him in the shin.

01:46:07.239 –> 01:46:08.920
And I move back over here.

01:46:09.560 –> 01:46:16.439
And with my bonus action, I will administer a greater healing potion to Aldric.

01:46:16.760 –> 01:46:18.520
And we’ll see if this is good.

01:46:19.079 –> 01:46:21.640
It is better than what I had.

01:46:21.960 –> 01:46:24.119
Aldric, you have 16 hit points.

01:46:24.439 –> 01:46:31.000
You wake up to the bitter taste of a healing potion in your mouth and the sharp pain of arrows in your chest.

01:46:33.880 –> 01:46:35.079
Aldric screams.

01:46:35.560 –> 01:46:37.880
What’s the name of that one horror character with the pins?

01:46:38.039 –> 01:46:38.680
Pinface?

01:46:40.119 –> 01:46:40.760
Pinhead.

01:46:40.920 –> 01:46:41.479
Pinhead.

01:46:41.560 –> 01:46:41.960
There you go.

01:46:42.439 –> 01:46:42.920
That’s him.

01:46:43.239 –> 01:46:44.039
I forgot the name.

01:46:44.279 –> 01:46:45.239
I never saw that movie.

01:46:45.880 –> 01:46:46.680
I haven’t either.

01:46:47.560 –> 01:46:48.119
I’ve seen it.

01:46:48.199 –> 01:46:49.399
It’s rubbish.

01:46:49.720 –> 01:46:50.039
Oh.

01:46:51.560 –> 01:46:54.760
What happens when you marry a horror flick connoisseur?

01:46:55.720 –> 01:47:01.000
You see one of the cave dwellers run up and the ground begins to ripple underneath it.

01:47:01.640 –> 01:47:04.279
Ash, make a DC-15 saving throw.

01:47:05.159 –> 01:47:05.640
Shit.

01:47:05.880 –> 01:47:06.600
What was it again?

01:47:06.760 –> 01:47:07.800
DC-15 what?

01:47:08.279 –> 01:47:10.680
DC-15 dexterity saving throw.

01:47:12.920 –> 01:47:15.000
Anybody want some Costco cookies?

01:47:17.960 –> 01:47:20.680
I had my action too, so I’m going to take a swing on him.

01:47:23.159 –> 01:47:24.199
That hits.

01:47:29.000 –> 01:47:31.640
That one should be a three or a two.

01:47:34.199 –> 01:47:35.399
Or is it ones and twos?

01:47:36.520 –> 01:47:39.159
Peter Piper picked a backup pickle peppers.

01:47:39.399 –> 01:47:40.520
I think it’s ones and twos.

01:47:41.399 –> 01:47:43.399
It’s ones and twos are threes.

01:47:43.720 –> 01:47:46.840
So I guess 19.

01:47:46.920 –> 01:47:48.600
It’s just four more damage.

01:47:49.239 –> 01:47:55.560
Ippid’s in this room, like a guy who didn’t realize that the surprise party surprise hasn’t happened yet.

01:47:56.840 –> 01:47:58.680
Well, it sort of went out the window.

01:47:59.640 –> 01:48:02.520
It’s like, oh boy, I wonder what’s going on out there.

01:48:03.800 –> 01:48:08.039
And the highlighted area is now difficult terrain and takes double movement.

01:48:11.079 –> 01:48:13.800
Pull out its bow and begin firing at you, Ash.

01:48:15.399 –> 01:48:16.199
Ooh.

01:48:17.960 –> 01:48:18.279
Ow.

01:48:18.760 –> 01:48:19.079
Good.

01:48:19.319 –> 01:48:20.439
Ah, he could take it.

01:48:21.640 –> 01:48:23.319
I forget how much HP this guy has.

01:48:23.560 –> 01:48:24.199
92.

01:48:24.520 –> 01:48:25.800
Well, 87 right now.

01:48:26.359 –> 01:48:28.279
And he does 92 damage.

01:48:28.359 –> 01:48:29.159
Well, in one hit.

01:48:32.279 –> 01:48:33.479
You take an arrow.

01:48:33.800 –> 01:48:34.279
To the knee.

01:48:35.399 –> 01:48:36.359
To the knee.

01:48:37.319 –> 01:48:39.399
And then, Ippid, it is your turn.

01:48:39.720 –> 01:48:41.239
Ippid’s like, guys, are we still…

01:48:41.479 –> 01:48:42.279
Wait, guys?

01:48:42.680 –> 01:48:44.279
And he turns the corner.

01:48:46.920 –> 01:48:48.039
Ippid move.

01:48:50.119 –> 01:48:52.119
See, this absolute cluster fuck.

01:48:53.159 –> 01:48:56.920
Let’s see if I move here.

01:48:57.319 –> 01:48:58.840
That’ll be perfect.

01:48:59.319 –> 01:49:00.359
Ippid’s going to come over here.

01:49:00.680 –> 01:49:02.520
Aldric, what’s your HP looking like?

01:49:03.560 –> 01:49:04.359
16.

01:49:05.079 –> 01:49:05.720
Yeah, no.

01:49:06.039 –> 01:49:08.760
Ippid’s going to go ahead and give Aldric.

01:49:10.279 –> 01:49:14.520
He’s going to go ahead and do lay on hands and give him another 15 health.

01:49:14.760 –> 01:49:16.279
Oh, and that’s only a bonus action.

01:49:20.520 –> 01:49:22.520
So I have 25 left.

01:49:23.079 –> 01:49:25.159
But yeah, you get 15 more.

01:49:25.720 –> 01:49:29.159
And for my action.

01:49:30.039 –> 01:49:37.079
Oh, remember, guys, I know I should have reminded all of you, but you guys still have less.

01:49:38.279 –> 01:49:38.600
Oh.

01:49:42.199 –> 01:49:44.600
That would have been useful to remind you guys of.

01:49:46.039 –> 01:49:48.439
Extra 1d4 to attack or save rolls.

01:49:50.600 –> 01:49:52.760
Because my concentration for that is still going on.

01:49:53.399 –> 01:49:54.119
How many people…

01:49:54.520 –> 01:49:56.760
Well, we only got two enemies over there?

01:49:57.640 –> 01:49:57.800
Yeah.

01:49:58.199 –> 01:49:58.920
Looks like.

01:49:59.239 –> 01:49:59.640
Alright.

01:50:00.039 –> 01:50:05.319
Ippid is going to take his spear and he’s going to throw it as hard as he can at the guy that’s next to Ash.

01:50:05.640 –> 01:50:08.840
To be fair, is that a normal throw?

01:50:09.000 –> 01:50:11.159
Or at that distance, would it be a harder throw?

01:50:11.399 –> 01:50:12.199
Or should that be fine?

01:50:12.520 –> 01:50:13.239
A normal throw.

01:50:13.399 –> 01:50:15.000
Just roll the hit.

01:50:15.319 –> 01:50:16.039
26.

01:50:16.840 –> 01:50:18.439
You do hit him with the spear.

01:50:18.760 –> 01:50:19.880
Roll damage.

01:50:20.199 –> 01:50:20.680
I shall.

01:50:22.079 –> 01:50:25.039
Is Savage Attacker apply to projectiles?

01:50:25.359 –> 01:50:27.199
Yes, but you already got max damage.

01:50:27.520 –> 01:50:28.159
I sure did.

01:50:28.479 –> 01:50:30.079
I just wanted to just keep that in mind.

01:50:31.760 –> 01:50:34.880
Yeah, and I already did a bonus action, so there’s no smite to that.

01:50:35.199 –> 01:50:43.359
But Ippid heals Aldric and then turns around immediately and just throws a spear at the guy that’s next to Ash.

01:50:43.680 –> 01:50:45.279
And that’s it for Ippid’s turn.

01:50:45.600 –> 01:50:47.039
You hit him with the spear.

01:50:47.359 –> 01:50:49.439
And Aldric, it is your turn.

01:50:49.760 –> 01:50:50.079
Oh.

01:50:52.159 –> 01:50:53.920
So I don’t see Scorn.

01:50:54.479 –> 01:50:54.720
Yeah.

01:50:55.680 –> 01:50:57.359
You don’t see Scorn or Starling.

01:50:57.680 –> 01:51:01.520
I just play on hands did you get 15.

01:51:02.399 –> 01:51:05.760
So like an invisible hand twitched a potion in my mouth.

01:51:06.079 –> 01:51:06.239
Yeah.

01:51:06.560 –> 01:51:07.039
Pretty much.

01:51:07.840 –> 01:51:08.800
Are you going to realize that?

01:51:08.960 –> 01:51:10.000
Because you were just unconscious.

01:51:10.159 –> 01:51:12.159
So you just woke up with potion in your mouth.

01:51:12.479 –> 01:51:12.560
Yeah.

01:51:13.520 –> 01:51:14.000
Didn’t see it.

01:51:14.239 –> 01:51:16.239
Didn’t see anyone giving it.

01:51:17.520 –> 01:51:18.079
Nope.

01:51:18.399 –> 01:51:21.439
So if I’m sitting down, I would like to stand up.

01:51:23.279 –> 01:51:24.319
Hell am I going to do?

01:51:24.560 –> 01:51:25.359
How many guys?

01:51:25.840 –> 01:51:27.760
How many bodies do I see down the bottom?

01:51:27.920 –> 01:51:28.560
You see two.

01:51:29.039 –> 01:51:29.760
Just two.

01:51:30.479 –> 01:51:30.880
Dunno.

01:51:32.319 –> 01:51:33.760
How far away is that?

01:51:34.079 –> 01:51:36.800
That is 434 feet.

01:51:36.960 –> 01:51:37.119
Right.

01:51:37.359 –> 01:51:37.600
Okay.

01:51:37.920 –> 01:51:42.000
Toll the dead on the one that’s next to Ash.

01:51:42.479 –> 01:51:43.039
Yes.

01:51:43.359 –> 01:51:44.640
Wisdom saving throw.

01:51:44.880 –> 01:51:47.680
The sound of a church bell rings out.

01:51:48.000 –> 01:51:49.359
DC 14.

01:51:49.920 –> 01:51:50.640
Ails.

01:51:52.079 –> 01:51:52.399
Yeah.

01:51:53.039 –> 01:51:54.239
So we get damage.

01:51:54.479 –> 01:51:55.600
Roll 2D12.

01:51:56.159 –> 01:51:57.359
2D12.

01:51:58.319 –> 01:51:58.960
24.

01:51:59.119 –> 01:52:00.000
Let’s go.

01:52:00.319 –> 01:52:01.520
Let’s go 24.

01:52:01.840 –> 01:52:03.359
Oh, well, half that.

01:52:04.960 –> 01:52:07.039
Name of a Mexican dish that is with Ito.

01:52:07.359 –> 01:52:08.239
Dorito.

01:52:09.119 –> 01:52:10.159
Is Ippid hurt?

01:52:10.239 –> 01:52:10.880
I look at Ippid.

01:52:11.039 –> 01:52:12.000
Is he hurt?

01:52:12.319 –> 01:52:15.039
Ippid is in okay condition.

01:52:15.359 –> 01:52:17.199
I am fine, Aldric.

01:52:17.600 –> 01:52:18.479
In both ways.

01:52:18.800 –> 01:52:21.680
He has an arrow sticking out of him, but less than you do.

01:52:22.319 –> 01:52:22.560
Yeah.

01:52:24.640 –> 01:52:27.119
So, no, I think I stay there.

01:52:27.279 –> 01:52:27.760
That’s it.

01:52:28.079 –> 01:52:28.720
Turns over.

01:52:29.359 –> 01:52:30.239
I look at Aldric.

01:52:30.479 –> 01:52:31.199
Don’t pull them out.

01:52:31.279 –> 01:52:32.720
The bleeding will get worse.

01:52:33.039 –> 01:52:34.800
Now I know how you feel.

01:52:36.960 –> 01:52:38.880
I’m starting to get an idea.

01:52:39.840 –> 01:52:40.720
This is not easy.

01:52:41.119 –> 01:52:42.560
I’m going to be behind Ippid.

01:52:42.720 –> 01:52:47.600
I don’t want those arrows coming at me, so I’m kind of like, Ippid, guys on the other side.

01:52:47.920 –> 01:52:49.039
See them, Aldric.

01:52:49.439 –> 01:52:50.720
They won’t hurt you.

01:52:52.319 –> 01:52:56.640
As you’re focusing on one, you begin to feel arrows at your back.

01:52:57.760 –> 01:52:58.800
That ain’t good.

01:52:59.600 –> 01:53:02.800
First of them attacks twice, hitting you with one arrow.

01:53:04.399 –> 01:53:06.640
The next shoots off his rounds.

01:53:07.520 –> 01:53:08.000
Wow.

01:53:09.439 –> 01:53:11.119
Lantern off of a mithril.

01:53:11.760 –> 01:53:12.640
And the third.

01:53:14.159 –> 01:53:16.239
Third one manages to hit you twice.

01:53:16.560 –> 01:53:18.640
A shot straight to the ego.

01:53:18.960 –> 01:53:19.279
Yeah.

01:53:19.920 –> 01:53:23.119
You feel yourself staggering as you’re getting pelted with arrows in the back.

01:53:23.279 –> 01:53:26.880
Half of them making it through your armor and half of them glancing off.

01:53:27.520 –> 01:53:29.279
Then, Ash, it is your turn.

01:53:29.600 –> 01:53:34.399
Well, I’m just going to swing at this guy and add a booming blade onto it.

01:53:35.279 –> 01:53:35.760
Ooh.

01:53:36.079 –> 01:53:36.479
Oops.

01:53:36.720 –> 01:53:38.319
Well, wait.

01:53:38.640 –> 01:53:39.840
Remember, well.

01:53:40.159 –> 01:53:42.479
Yeah, that’s a nat one, dude.

01:53:43.439 –> 01:53:44.880
Same thing, booming blade.

01:53:45.119 –> 01:53:46.880
He forgot what a sword was.

01:53:47.680 –> 01:53:48.399
That hits.

01:53:48.720 –> 01:53:49.119
All right.

01:53:49.439 –> 01:53:50.800
Find my spells.

01:53:51.439 –> 01:53:53.359
So that’s the boom damage.

01:53:54.399 –> 01:53:54.960
20.

01:53:55.279 –> 01:53:56.399
22 total.

01:53:56.720 –> 01:53:57.199
Yay.

01:53:57.600 –> 01:53:59.520
You cut this one in half.

01:54:01.439 –> 01:54:05.840
The strange purple blood with silver spilling all over your blade.

01:54:06.159 –> 01:54:07.920
Then I’m going to move.

01:54:08.239 –> 01:54:08.399
There.

01:54:09.359 –> 01:54:10.640
Get this fucker.

01:54:10.880 –> 01:54:11.840
That’d be my turn.

01:54:12.079 –> 01:54:13.600
Scorn, it is your turn.

01:54:14.720 –> 01:54:15.039
Okay.

01:54:16.560 –> 01:54:18.479
Ash is really in the thick of things.

01:54:20.640 –> 01:54:25.039
Drop a bard of inspiration on Ash before I do anything else.

01:54:25.359 –> 01:54:27.920
And you’ve got to want to run, Ash.

01:54:28.239 –> 01:54:28.880
Keep it up.

01:54:29.119 –> 01:54:30.319
And don’t die.

01:54:30.640 –> 01:54:31.279
You hear that.

01:54:31.600 –> 01:54:33.600
It sounds like Scorn, but you don’t see him anywhere.

01:54:34.079 –> 01:54:35.760
I’m going to move out here.

01:54:36.079 –> 01:54:37.119
What do I see?

01:54:37.439 –> 01:54:38.159
Oh, there they are.

01:54:38.399 –> 01:54:41.600
You see bodies of these things laying.

01:54:41.760 –> 01:54:45.439
And then across the way, you see more of them.

01:54:45.760 –> 01:54:50.000
You can see four right now, but you don’t know how many more there are.

01:54:50.319 –> 01:54:50.880
Mm-hmm.

01:54:51.119 –> 01:54:51.439
Okay.

01:54:52.000 –> 01:54:52.640
So, um.

01:54:54.239 –> 01:54:55.680
What have I got here?

01:54:56.960 –> 01:54:57.840
Not much.

01:54:58.159 –> 01:54:58.399
Okay.

01:54:59.600 –> 01:55:00.479
60 feet.

01:55:00.800 –> 01:55:02.399
I don’t know if they’re in range.

01:55:02.720 –> 01:55:04.000
No, they are not.

01:55:04.319 –> 01:55:04.640
Okay.

01:55:05.119 –> 01:55:05.600
Ugh.

01:55:06.000 –> 01:55:07.199
I’ll move up here.

01:55:07.520 –> 01:55:07.920
Nice.

01:55:08.479 –> 01:55:10.640
Man, this thing will not go back into movement mode.

01:55:10.880 –> 01:55:11.119
Okay.

01:55:11.439 –> 01:55:13.840
It’s measuring distance for me, and I don’t want it to do that.

01:55:14.000 –> 01:55:14.640
I really don’t.

01:55:14.880 –> 01:55:15.439
There we go.

01:55:16.079 –> 01:55:18.560
And 15.

01:55:18.880 –> 01:55:20.720
And actually, I don’t need to go there.

01:55:20.800 –> 01:55:21.520
I need to go there.

01:55:21.680 –> 01:55:21.760
Yeah.

01:55:23.319 –> 01:55:27.319
That’s 15 feet of movement for me, and I think I can get him now.

01:55:27.640 –> 01:55:28.840
No, they’re still out of range.

01:55:29.159 –> 01:55:29.800
Heck with it.

01:55:30.119 –> 01:55:30.760
Firebolt.

01:55:31.479 –> 01:55:32.039
Fireball.

01:55:32.199 –> 01:55:33.640
This guy right here.

01:55:33.960 –> 01:55:35.560
Again, with advantage.

01:55:35.880 –> 01:55:38.760
If only we had a necklace full of fireballs.

01:55:40.439 –> 01:55:40.840
You hit.

01:55:41.079 –> 01:55:41.399
Here we go.

01:55:42.520 –> 01:55:43.479
There we go.

01:55:44.920 –> 01:55:46.439
That is really weak.

01:55:46.760 –> 01:55:48.279
And I duck in here.

01:55:48.840 –> 01:55:50.520
If I can get my token to move.

01:55:50.760 –> 01:55:51.159
Nope.

01:55:51.800 –> 01:55:53.159
Let’s try again.

01:55:53.479 –> 01:55:54.600
Well, that’s too far.

01:55:54.840 –> 01:55:55.319
There we go.

01:55:55.479 –> 01:55:56.039
That’s better.

01:55:56.359 –> 01:55:57.319
And that’s me done.

01:55:57.560 –> 01:55:59.159
Ipet, it is your turn.

01:55:59.479 –> 01:55:59.720
Okay.

01:56:00.039 –> 01:56:03.000
You have seen Ash getting pelted with arrows.

01:56:03.319 –> 01:56:05.880
Firebolts coming out of thin air.

01:56:06.199 –> 01:56:07.319
What do you do?

01:56:07.880 –> 01:56:11.000
And remember, this highlighted area is difficult terrain.

01:56:11.560 –> 01:56:11.800
Yeah.

01:56:14.439 –> 01:56:15.319
Yeah, it’s hard.

01:56:16.359 –> 01:56:20.039
Ipet’s going to pull up to the border here to get close to Ash.

01:56:20.600 –> 01:56:23.800
As close as he can without getting on the tough terrain.

01:56:24.039 –> 01:56:27.960
So I already used 15, so it’d be 10, 20, 30.

01:56:28.199 –> 01:56:29.159
Oh, wait, I can get.

01:56:30.920 –> 01:56:33.880
I could get adjacent of him, can I?

01:56:34.680 –> 01:56:38.760
Because if I were to get right next to Ash, that would be 10.

01:56:39.079 –> 01:56:40.359
You can make it almost to him.

01:56:40.520 –> 01:56:41.880
You’ll be one square away.

01:56:42.199 –> 01:56:42.760
Damn.

01:56:43.079 –> 01:56:44.199
Because I already used 15.

01:56:45.319 –> 01:56:45.640
Yeah.

01:56:48.359 –> 01:56:50.199
Alright, no, I’m going to do it just to be close to him.

01:56:50.520 –> 01:56:50.920
All right.

01:56:51.479 –> 01:56:54.279
And then Ipet’s going to.

01:56:55.880 –> 01:56:59.239
Ash, have you been able to put a decent amount of hurt on this guy?

01:56:59.560 –> 01:57:00.760
Or this one not yet?

01:57:01.079 –> 01:57:05.000
Oh, I killed that other guy, and this guy hasn’t been touched yet.

01:57:05.319 –> 01:57:05.640
Okay.

01:57:07.640 –> 01:57:08.199
Alright, cool.

01:57:08.279 –> 01:57:09.239
This is not a.

01:57:09.560 –> 01:57:09.880
Come here.

01:57:10.199 –> 01:57:11.479
This is not concentration.

01:57:11.800 –> 01:57:17.079
Ipet’s going to yell at this one to grovel by using command.

01:57:17.239 –> 01:57:19.960
It’s got to be a DC-12 wisdom saving throw.

01:57:20.600 –> 01:57:21.399
Loser!

01:57:25.800 –> 01:57:28.039
I want that natural one where he just leaves.

01:57:31.000 –> 01:57:32.119
Just leaves.

01:57:33.079 –> 01:57:33.640
No, it’s fine.

01:57:33.720 –> 01:57:34.520
No, actually, we’ll just.

01:57:34.680 –> 01:57:38.600
We’ll have him grovel so Ash can bash his head in.

01:57:38.920 –> 01:57:39.239
All right.

01:57:39.319 –> 01:57:40.760
He is now prone.

01:57:41.079 –> 01:57:42.039
Oh, fuck yeah.

01:57:42.279 –> 01:57:43.560
This is going to be fun.

01:57:44.359 –> 01:57:47.319
Ipet pulls up like an angry dad and is like, why, you little?

01:57:49.800 –> 01:57:53.479
And that’s going to be it for my turn because these other guys are way the hell over there.

01:57:53.800 –> 01:57:59.880
And God himself has gotten into this fight, I guess, by throwing fireballs wherever he is.

01:58:00.840 –> 01:58:06.680
Ipet, the first thing you see is one of them shooting arrows at you.

01:58:07.319 –> 01:58:10.359
Why are the tackles so good right now?

01:58:11.239 –> 01:58:12.039
Shit.

01:58:13.319 –> 01:58:14.840
It hits you with one.

01:58:15.479 –> 01:58:17.000
Roll concentration.

01:58:17.319 –> 01:58:18.119
I shall.

01:58:18.439 –> 01:58:19.159
Fuck.

01:58:19.479 –> 01:58:19.800
Oh.

01:58:22.199 –> 01:58:24.760
Yo, guys are no longer blessed.

01:58:25.079 –> 01:58:26.680
Aldric, it is your turn.

01:58:27.000 –> 01:58:27.319
Okay.

01:58:27.800 –> 01:58:28.920
Much for that, bless.

01:58:30.359 –> 01:58:34.199
Gonna look out towards the main corridor.

01:58:34.520 –> 01:58:36.840
Do I see three or four guys there?

01:58:37.159 –> 01:58:41.399
You see three out there and one further behind.

01:58:41.720 –> 01:58:42.039
Okay.

01:58:43.319 –> 01:58:46.119
It’s fireball time.

01:58:46.439 –> 01:58:50.760
So he’s gonna cost a fireball if he can get that within range of them.

01:58:50.920 –> 01:58:51.640
Yes, I can.

01:58:52.520 –> 01:58:53.800
150 feet away.

01:58:54.039 –> 01:59:00.760
Unlike Scorn’s fireball, Aldric’s about to cast a natural grass-fed organic fireball.

01:59:04.279 –> 01:59:05.960
Yeah, that’s only 75 feet.

01:59:06.119 –> 01:59:06.920
So that’s fine.

01:59:07.239 –> 01:59:08.199
Oh, you’ve got this.

01:59:08.600 –> 01:59:10.760
63-14 saving through.

01:59:11.880 –> 01:59:13.640
I didn’t place the template, but yeah.

01:59:13.880 –> 01:59:15.319
I don’t think I can get the fourth guy.

01:59:15.399 –> 01:59:16.600
I can only get those three guys.

01:59:16.920 –> 01:59:20.119
Aldric’s got a football jersey with Thornbrook on the back.

01:59:20.439 –> 01:59:20.920
Ooh!

01:59:21.479 –> 01:59:22.119
Ooh!

01:59:24.039 –> 01:59:25.960
Oh my god, they keep saving.

01:59:26.279 –> 01:59:27.399
Two of them saved.

01:59:27.720 –> 01:59:28.600
Yikes.

01:59:29.239 –> 01:59:30.279
Not a great roll.

01:59:30.600 –> 01:59:31.399
23.

01:59:31.640 –> 01:59:35.720
As your fireball hits them, they are shaken, but still determined.

01:59:36.039 –> 01:59:37.560
I’m going to run into that.

01:59:38.760 –> 01:59:39.720
Can I make that?

01:59:40.039 –> 01:59:40.119
Yeah.

01:59:41.319 –> 01:59:43.159
Can I make that into that door?

01:59:43.479 –> 01:59:43.960
Like that?

01:59:44.119 –> 01:59:45.159
I think that’s about 30.

01:59:45.399 –> 01:59:47.399
Gonna hide behind that room there.

01:59:47.640 –> 01:59:48.279
That’s it.

01:59:48.920 –> 01:59:49.560
Ipet.

01:59:49.880 –> 01:59:51.800
Once again, you are coming under fire.

01:59:52.119 –> 01:59:52.840
Dude, really?

01:59:53.159 –> 01:59:54.439
That’s not nice.

01:59:55.560 –> 01:59:57.079
What a loser.

01:59:57.720 –> 01:59:59.399
This guy barely hit me.

02:00:01.000 –> 02:00:06.600
As another arrow sneaks through your armor, you’re reminded that you’re standing as a target.

02:00:06.920 –> 02:00:13.000
As arrows come raining down around you, filling the earth beneath your feet and to the sides of you.

02:00:13.319 –> 02:00:16.840
Glancing off your armor and pelting you.

02:00:17.159 –> 02:00:19.079
You see Ash begin to move.

02:00:19.399 –> 02:00:22.920
Oh, if I swing at a, is it just advantage or is it an automatic?

02:00:24.239 –> 02:00:24.560
Crit.

02:00:25.279 –> 02:00:26.319
It’s advantage.

02:00:26.640 –> 02:00:26.960
Okay.

02:00:27.920 –> 02:00:31.279
So we’re going to do another booming blade attempt.

02:00:31.680 –> 02:00:36.880
So an automatic crit when you have them blindfolded, they’re on their knees and they’re surrounded by other people they like.

02:00:39.279 –> 02:00:40.079
Vantage.

02:00:40.399 –> 02:00:41.520
Yep, that hits.

02:00:42.560 –> 02:00:43.520
I hope so.

02:00:43.840 –> 02:00:45.119
Booming blade.

02:00:45.760 –> 02:00:49.039
Yeah, because random cave people have an AC of 23 now.

02:00:50.560 –> 02:00:53.600
Guys, let’s make like Tom and leave.

02:00:55.760 –> 02:00:58.239
You still need to real damage from your first sword attack.

02:00:58.560 –> 02:00:59.439
Yeah, I’m trying.

02:00:59.520 –> 02:01:01.600
It’s doing funky things to me.

02:01:01.920 –> 02:01:02.479
Alright.

02:01:02.800 –> 02:01:03.680
There we go.

02:01:04.000 –> 02:01:04.399
Nice.

02:01:05.039 –> 02:01:05.840
26.

02:01:06.159 –> 02:01:09.439
And then I’m going to do the same thing until he’s fucking dead.

02:01:10.319 –> 02:01:11.840
How do you finish this one off?

02:01:12.159 –> 02:01:15.359
Since he’s prone, this is fucking chop his head off, too.

02:01:16.399 –> 02:01:19.760
Then I’m going to go move this way.

02:01:20.399 –> 02:01:26.399
Now, since I’m now out of difficult terrain, how much range do I have?

02:01:27.840 –> 02:01:28.720
15 feet more.

02:01:29.039 –> 02:01:29.920
15 feet more.

02:01:30.079 –> 02:01:30.239
Okay.

02:01:30.479 –> 02:01:31.199
There we go.

02:01:31.520 –> 02:01:33.039
And that’ll be my turn.

02:01:33.359 –> 02:01:34.960
Scorn, it is your turn.

02:01:36.319 –> 02:01:36.640
Okay.

02:01:38.319 –> 02:01:41.359
Yeah, Bardic inspiration for Aldric.

02:01:42.880 –> 02:01:43.439
Thank you.

02:01:43.760 –> 02:01:45.520
Aldric, I’ll be back.

02:01:46.159 –> 02:01:48.159
Okay, so there’s 10 feet.

02:01:49.119 –> 02:01:50.159
Sounded like Scorn.

02:01:50.560 –> 02:01:52.560
And there’s those three guys down there.

02:01:52.880 –> 02:01:54.000
One, two.

02:01:54.560 –> 02:01:57.600
That’s 15 and 20.

02:01:58.239 –> 02:02:00.880
And I think I’m close enough to him now.

02:02:01.520 –> 02:02:03.760
Yeah, they’re all within 60 feet of me.

02:02:04.960 –> 02:02:08.960
Yeah, dissonant whispers on the nearest one.

02:02:10.880 –> 02:02:12.239
Yeah, here we go.

02:02:12.880 –> 02:02:14.239
It’s about to get real.

02:02:15.119 –> 02:02:15.680
There we go.

02:02:15.920 –> 02:02:19.520
DC 15 wisdom saved for this one.

02:02:20.079 –> 02:02:21.199
It fails.

02:02:21.680 –> 02:02:22.720
Sucks to be him.

02:02:23.039 –> 02:02:28.000
So he’s going to go for a quick run and take 10 points of psychic damage.

02:02:28.319 –> 02:02:28.960
I’ll be right back.

02:02:29.039 –> 02:02:30.239
I’m going to get my son to bed.

02:02:30.880 –> 02:02:31.199
Okay.

02:02:31.520 –> 02:02:33.680
I’m dashing anyway trying to get behind him.

02:02:34.000 –> 02:02:38.079
And then I got 10 feet of movement left, so I’m going to go in here.

02:02:38.399 –> 02:02:38.720
There.

02:02:39.680 –> 02:02:41.199
Ipet, it is your turn.

02:02:41.520 –> 02:02:45.359
You are the center focus in the worst way possible.

02:02:46.159 –> 02:02:47.600
I think you’re muted.

02:02:47.920 –> 02:02:48.880
My bad.

02:02:49.760 –> 02:02:52.000
Ipet’s going to try to get out of here.

02:02:52.319 –> 02:02:55.600
It’s going to take all of his movement if he were to go forward.

02:02:56.239 –> 02:02:58.640
So, but doing this will be 10.

02:02:59.279 –> 02:03:01.039
And now I’m back to normal, right?

02:03:01.600 –> 02:03:01.840
Yeah.

02:03:02.319 –> 02:03:05.279
So it costs 20 feet of movement, so you have 10 left.

02:03:05.680 –> 02:03:06.560
I have 10 left.

02:03:06.720 –> 02:03:07.039
Okay.

02:03:08.319 –> 02:03:09.439
This is depressing.

02:03:10.720 –> 02:03:10.960
Okay.

02:03:11.840 –> 02:03:12.880
Bless you, baby.

02:03:14.720 –> 02:03:27.359
As a bonus action, Ipet’s going to go ahead and give himself 20 lay on hands to himself.

02:03:27.920 –> 02:03:30.800
So I’m back up to 49.

02:03:32.960 –> 02:03:34.880
Fuck, man, there’s not much else I could do.

02:03:35.199 –> 02:03:36.640
All my movement shit.

02:03:38.800 –> 02:03:40.640
Yeah, that’s all he’s going to do for right now.

02:03:40.960 –> 02:03:46.000
Do one of them come forward a bit and also begin shooting at you.

02:03:46.640 –> 02:03:47.840
You missed!

02:03:49.359 –> 02:03:50.960
Oh, that one didn’t miss.

02:03:51.279 –> 02:03:54.640
Shooting two of his arrows, he manages to hit you with one of them.

02:03:57.199 –> 02:03:57.840
Ooh!

02:03:59.119 –> 02:04:03.279
And Ipet, you’re starting to feel a bit of an empathy for a pincushion.

02:04:04.479 –> 02:04:07.520
You can see Ipet start to get very frustrated.

02:04:07.840 –> 02:04:09.760
Aldric, it is your turn again.

02:04:10.079 –> 02:04:13.920
Yeah, so if I step out a bit, what do I see?

02:04:14.239 –> 02:04:15.359
That’s what’s the state.

02:04:15.840 –> 02:04:16.800
You’ll see two of them.

02:04:16.960 –> 02:04:21.279
One of them has advanced, one of them has run backwards, and one of them has stayed in place.

02:04:22.560 –> 02:04:22.960
Alright.

02:04:25.439 –> 02:04:26.079
Right, okay.

02:04:28.319 –> 02:04:29.119
Right, okay, right.

02:04:29.520 –> 02:04:33.920
He’s just going to tool the dead on the one that’s advancing.

02:04:34.560 –> 02:04:36.560
Another DC-14 wisdom.

02:04:36.800 –> 02:04:38.399
The sound of a church bell.

02:04:39.920 –> 02:04:45.119
You see blood begin leaking from its ears as it falls forward onto the ground.

02:04:46.800 –> 02:04:48.000
I look across at Ipet.

02:04:48.159 –> 02:04:49.119
Does he look okay?

02:04:50.000 –> 02:04:52.720
I’ve lost track of how many arrows have ended up in Ipet.

02:04:55.279 –> 02:04:58.000
I was doing for six now, I think.

02:04:58.319 –> 02:04:59.920
I look like a porcupine.

02:05:00.239 –> 02:05:00.479
Yeah.

02:05:01.039 –> 02:05:03.920
But you still have a positive number of hit points, right?

02:05:04.239 –> 02:05:04.560
Yeah.

02:05:05.600 –> 02:05:05.760
Okay.

02:05:06.399 –> 02:05:10.720
Well, I’ll just go hide back into the room.

02:05:11.600 –> 02:05:14.079
Then in that case, Ipet looks fine.

02:05:14.319 –> 02:05:20.640
I’ll just say, you know, Ipet, if you want to come in here, you can come and that’s it.

02:05:23.520 –> 02:05:23.840
Thank you.

02:05:25.239 –> 02:05:38.520
Aldric Ipet, you see this one reaching down into its pocket, pulling out a small crystal and chewing it up and begins casting a powerful spell on you.

02:05:39.960 –> 02:05:42.680
Make a DC-15 wisdom-saving throw.

02:05:42.920 –> 02:05:44.279
A spell that won’t work, right?

02:05:44.600 –> 02:05:45.319
Maybe.

02:05:45.960 –> 02:05:46.359
All right.

02:05:48.680 –> 02:05:49.000
Okay.

02:05:49.319 –> 02:05:50.760
23, baby.

02:05:51.399 –> 02:05:53.479
You feel the psychic battery.

02:05:54.600 –> 02:05:56.279
You manage to shove it off.

02:05:56.600 –> 02:05:58.359
Stay on your feet.

02:06:00.600 –> 02:06:03.399
The next one makes two attacks with its short bow.

02:06:03.720 –> 02:06:04.760
Ah, crap.

02:06:05.640 –> 02:06:11.479
And Ipet, you feel one arrow sliding right into the slot in your armor where the scar is.

02:06:12.039 –> 02:06:12.439
Ouch.

02:06:13.000 –> 02:06:15.720
You feel yourself staggered under the weight of it.

02:06:16.039 –> 02:06:17.640
Ash, is he back yet?

02:06:17.960 –> 02:06:18.680
I’m back.

02:06:19.000 –> 02:06:19.319
All right.

02:06:19.479 –> 02:06:20.520
It is your turn.

02:06:20.840 –> 02:06:22.439
I’m going to dash.

02:06:22.760 –> 02:06:25.239
If my cat will let me right there.

02:06:27.159 –> 02:06:27.560
Alright.

02:06:27.800 –> 02:06:28.600
That’s my turn.

02:06:28.920 –> 02:06:29.399
All right.

02:06:29.720 –> 02:06:30.199
Scorn.

02:06:30.359 –> 02:06:31.319
It is your turn.

02:06:32.199 –> 02:06:34.439
Yeah, let’s have some more fun with these guys.

02:06:35.079 –> 02:06:36.920
One, two, yeah.

02:06:37.079 –> 02:06:40.199
So I got bad guy here, bad guy here.

02:06:40.760 –> 02:06:43.720
Yeah, let’s firebolt this one once again.

02:06:44.199 –> 02:06:45.319
My spell book.

02:06:45.399 –> 02:06:46.520
Here we go.

02:06:47.479 –> 02:06:48.760
With advantage.

02:06:49.079 –> 02:06:50.680
I’m pretty sure one of those hit.

02:06:51.000 –> 02:06:51.640
Ah.

02:06:52.279 –> 02:06:57.800
And you could roll damage for that as a critical because you rolled the same number on both of them.

02:06:58.119 –> 02:06:59.319
Oh, well, okay, then.

02:06:59.640 –> 02:07:02.199
So I got 12 and two more dice.

02:07:03.159 –> 02:07:04.920
Because the odds of that happening.

02:07:05.880 –> 02:07:06.600
20 total.

02:07:07.319 –> 02:07:08.359
1 and 400.

02:07:08.680 –> 02:07:10.840
And I’ll duck in there.

02:07:11.479 –> 02:07:12.680
And there’s 30 feet.

02:07:13.479 –> 02:07:14.600
I’m hiding again.

02:07:14.760 –> 02:07:18.680
And with my bonus action, I don’t think I have a bonus action this turn.

02:07:19.000 –> 02:07:19.319
Yeah.

02:07:19.640 –> 02:07:20.359
No worries.

02:07:20.920 –> 02:07:22.359
Ipet, it’s your turn.

02:07:22.680 –> 02:07:23.159
Beautiful.

02:07:23.479 –> 02:07:25.000
The arrows are hurting.

02:07:25.720 –> 02:07:25.960
Yeah.

02:07:26.279 –> 02:07:27.479
Ipet is.

02:07:29.079 –> 02:07:33.720
Ipet looks absolutely ticked the fuck off.

02:07:34.920 –> 02:07:36.359
How much distance is that?

02:07:36.520 –> 02:07:39.479
That is 30 feet.

02:07:39.800 –> 02:07:41.000
Ipet’s going to dash.

02:07:41.319 –> 02:07:44.039
It’s going to dash right up to this guy.

02:07:44.359 –> 02:07:46.680
And it takes up my whole action.

02:07:47.319 –> 02:07:49.079
Fuck, that takes a whole action, too.

02:07:52.520 –> 02:07:53.159
But that’s fine.

02:07:53.239 –> 02:07:58.279
Alright, to give myself a little bit of insurance, it’s literally just the smartest thing to do as a bonus action.

02:07:58.359 –> 02:08:02.840
I’m going to give myself the last five lay-on hands that I have.

02:08:03.079 –> 02:08:04.840
I’ve used up all 40.

02:08:07.800 –> 02:08:08.439
But yeah, no.

02:08:08.760 –> 02:08:18.439
While running over there, he gives a lay’s on hand to himself, and Ipet looks angry after being hit with all those arrows.

02:08:19.000 –> 02:08:22.279
A similar energy that he had from when he was possessed.

02:08:23.800 –> 02:08:25.399
All right, Aldric, it is your turn.

02:08:25.640 –> 02:08:26.279
I think you’re on me.

02:08:26.680 –> 02:08:27.000
Okay.

02:08:27.239 –> 02:08:27.560
Yeah.

02:08:30.279 –> 02:08:36.359
I think my foundry is struggling a little bit to do all this action.

02:08:37.000 –> 02:08:38.119
So it’s going a bit slower.

02:08:38.279 –> 02:08:42.840
Anyway, he’ll poke his head out again of the room.

02:08:43.800 –> 02:08:44.920
I guess there’s just one.

02:08:45.159 –> 02:08:47.640
Oh, there’s one attacking Ipet, and there’s one in the middle.

02:08:47.960 –> 02:08:48.279
Yeah.

02:08:48.600 –> 02:08:51.960
And then you also see another in the distance.

02:08:52.279 –> 02:08:52.680
Right.

02:08:53.000 –> 02:08:59.399
Go ahead cast Flaming Sphere just second level this time and put it on the guy in the middle.

02:08:59.720 –> 02:09:01.800
Oh, what am I concentrating on?

02:09:02.039 –> 02:09:03.479
Probably the old flaming sphere.

02:09:03.720 –> 02:09:04.600
Probably the old finish.

02:09:05.000 –> 02:09:06.039
Let me remove that then.

02:09:06.680 –> 02:09:07.079
Great.

02:09:07.399 –> 02:09:08.520
Let’s try that again.

02:09:09.079 –> 02:09:14.840
Yeah, I’m going to put it just maybe five feet before him if I can’t get it on him already.

02:09:15.159 –> 02:09:20.439
I mean, if I put it on, if I put it on him, will it damage him straight away, or do I still need to wait for a turn?

02:09:20.760 –> 02:09:21.800
You still need to wait.

02:09:22.039 –> 02:09:25.239
So I’ll put it a little bit before him, assuming that he’s going to come forward.

02:09:25.560 –> 02:09:26.279
Does Ipet.

02:09:26.520 –> 02:09:27.640
I’m going to take a look at Ipet.

02:09:27.800 –> 02:09:29.880
Does he look horribly hurt?

02:09:31.399 –> 02:09:34.520
Not the worst you’ve seen him, but pretty close to that.

02:09:34.840 –> 02:09:36.920
He did just lay on hands, though, right?

02:09:37.560 –> 02:09:38.760
A little bit.

02:09:40.279 –> 02:09:40.600
Okay.

02:09:42.600 –> 02:09:44.359
I think that’s it.

02:09:44.920 –> 02:09:47.479
No, he’s going to pop back inside the room.

02:09:47.720 –> 02:09:48.520
That’s the turn.

02:09:49.159 –> 02:09:51.399
Do I need to maintain sight of that sphere?

02:09:52.359 –> 02:09:52.600
No.

02:09:53.159 –> 02:09:53.479
Okay.

02:09:53.720 –> 02:09:54.439
Yeah, that’s it.

02:09:54.680 –> 02:10:00.199
Ash, you see two of them run down to where you are fighting at.

02:10:00.840 –> 02:10:04.680
Ipet you see the one immediately in front of you casting a spell again.

02:10:05.239 –> 02:10:06.439
No, no, nice.

02:10:06.760 –> 02:10:12.279
Make a DC-15 dexterity-saving throw.

02:10:12.920 –> 02:10:13.880
Alright.

02:10:14.840 –> 02:10:16.359
Oh, come on.

02:10:16.920 –> 02:10:17.399
Man.

02:10:18.359 –> 02:10:21.720
You take six bludgeoning damage and are knocked prone.

02:10:22.039 –> 02:10:24.680
When I get up there, I well, I.

02:10:26.399 –> 02:10:29.279
And this area is now difficult terrain.

02:10:30.479 –> 02:10:35.359
The other one moves forward a bit and begins firing at Ipet.

02:10:35.840 –> 02:10:36.560
Just gonna miss.

02:10:36.720 –> 02:10:37.279
Boom.

02:10:37.600 –> 02:10:38.399
Watch is gonna miss.

02:10:38.560 –> 02:10:38.960
Boom.

02:10:40.239 –> 02:10:44.399
The arrows fly over your head as you lay on the turned-up rocky bricks.

02:10:44.720 –> 02:10:46.319
And Ash, it is your turn.

02:10:46.720 –> 02:10:47.119
Ready?

02:10:47.359 –> 02:10:49.039
Going to go that way.

02:10:49.359 –> 02:10:50.319
Let’s see there.

02:10:50.720 –> 02:10:51.840
19 misses?

02:10:52.159 –> 02:10:52.560
That’s all right.

02:10:52.640 –> 02:10:53.439
18 misses?

02:10:53.680 –> 02:10:54.000
Yeah.

02:10:55.279 –> 02:10:56.960
They were rolling with disadvantage.

02:10:57.279 –> 02:11:02.159
And Ipet has an AC of 20.

02:11:03.199 –> 02:11:03.840
Wow.

02:11:07.600 –> 02:11:09.039
Can’t touch the dining.

02:11:10.479 –> 02:11:10.640
Alright.

02:11:11.840 –> 02:11:19.039
And since I can’t do anything else, I’m going to cast Melf’s acid arrow on that guy right there in front of me.

02:11:19.359 –> 02:11:20.319
And second level.

02:11:20.560 –> 02:11:21.920
Oh, it is a second level.

02:11:23.680 –> 02:11:24.479
That hits.

02:11:24.640 –> 02:11:25.680
Roll damage.

02:11:26.000 –> 02:11:29.359
It takes two more deep for acid damage.

02:11:29.520 –> 02:11:31.520
I’m just going to roll 17.

02:11:32.399 –> 02:11:33.680
And that’ll be my turn.

02:11:33.840 –> 02:11:35.439
Scorn, it is your turn.

02:11:35.760 –> 02:11:38.239
Okay, let’s give these guys a little help.

02:11:38.560 –> 02:11:39.279
So, what do we got?

02:11:39.359 –> 02:11:40.479
I got one here.

02:11:40.800 –> 02:11:41.840
Got one here.

02:11:42.479 –> 02:11:43.760
That’s all I see.

02:11:44.079 –> 02:11:44.399
Okay.

02:11:46.079 –> 02:11:49.199
We’re going to cast dissonant whispers on this one right here.

02:11:49.520 –> 02:11:51.600
See if we make something happen.

02:11:52.159 –> 02:11:53.199
Ah, there we go.

02:11:53.520 –> 02:11:55.520
DC 15 wisdom save.

02:11:56.079 –> 02:11:57.119
Oh, that’s it.

02:11:58.000 –> 02:11:59.680
He’ll get half damage.

02:12:00.000 –> 02:12:00.800
I’ll take it.

02:12:01.119 –> 02:12:03.439
Six points of psychic damage right there.

02:12:03.760 –> 02:12:05.840
And I got lots of movement left.

02:12:06.159 –> 02:12:07.439
Are you still invisible?

02:12:07.760 –> 02:12:08.319
I am.

02:12:08.640 –> 02:12:09.199
Jeez.

02:12:09.439 –> 02:12:09.520
Yeah.

02:12:10.239 –> 02:12:12.000
Greater invisibility is great.

02:12:13.119 –> 02:12:15.520
Ipet’s like, where the fuck is Scorn?

02:12:18.720 –> 02:12:20.960
He’s just kind of running around doing stuff.

02:12:21.840 –> 02:12:25.039
One of them got me once, and I’m like, okay, that’s not happening again.

02:12:27.840 –> 02:12:30.239
I tried to hit him off, it is your turn.

02:12:30.560 –> 02:12:32.720
Okay, Ipet’s gonna hit the thing in front of him.

02:12:32.880 –> 02:12:33.439
Good lord.

02:12:33.760 –> 02:12:36.000
I think you still have my last part of inspiration.

02:12:36.560 –> 02:12:37.439
You gotta stand up.

02:12:37.760 –> 02:12:39.439
Ah, eat me.

02:12:40.720 –> 02:12:42.479
But that’s just half my movement, right?

02:12:42.560 –> 02:12:43.199
Or all my movement.

02:12:43.439 –> 02:12:44.399
That’s just half your movement.

02:12:44.960 –> 02:12:45.199
All right.

02:12:45.279 –> 02:12:51.119
Ipet gets up, he dusts himself off, and he looks dead at this thing, pissed as hell.

02:12:51.439 –> 02:12:53.680
And he’s going to swing his great sword at it.

02:12:54.000 –> 02:12:54.720
21.

02:12:55.039 –> 02:12:56.000
That hits.

02:12:56.319 –> 02:12:57.199
21.

02:12:57.760 –> 02:12:59.199
I’m the savage attacker.

02:12:59.359 –> 02:13:01.439
That’s going to be a 16 damage.

02:13:01.760 –> 02:13:02.560
Much better.

02:13:03.119 –> 02:13:05.359
Alright, Ipet, how do you kill this one?

02:13:05.680 –> 02:13:12.720
Ipet in his anger, you see him use his ferocity similar to when he was possessed.

02:13:13.039 –> 02:13:19.439
And as soon as getting up, he has his sword point up.

02:13:19.680 –> 02:13:26.319
He jabs into the chest of this thing and works his way up through its body.

02:13:27.039 –> 02:13:29.520
So the sword comes out of his head.

02:13:29.760 –> 02:13:30.800
Banana split.

02:13:31.039 –> 02:13:31.439
Ah.

02:13:31.920 –> 02:13:36.720
And though this is difficult terrain, he’s just going to use the rest of his movement, which is what?

02:13:36.800 –> 02:13:38.079
Just one more step?

02:13:38.960 –> 02:13:39.119
Yeah.

02:13:39.760 –> 02:13:40.399
Alright.

02:13:41.039 –> 02:13:44.560
Ipet menacingly takes a step.

02:13:48.720 –> 02:13:54.720
An angry, bloody step forward as you cut straight through this one.

02:13:56.479 –> 02:13:57.359
And Ash.

02:13:57.840 –> 02:14:04.880
You are rudely made aware that there are some of them right behind you as arrows come flying over your shoulders.

02:14:05.199 –> 02:14:06.479
Shit, I thought I lost them.

02:14:06.720 –> 02:14:07.760
He says to himself.

02:14:08.079 –> 02:14:09.840
Aldric, it is your turn.

02:14:10.159 –> 02:14:10.399
Yeah.

02:14:11.600 –> 02:14:15.279
So if I highlight this thing over here, what is that thing?

02:14:15.920 –> 02:14:17.680
That is a mining cart.

02:14:18.000 –> 02:14:23.760
So Aldric would like to run behind it as close as possible.

02:14:25.039 –> 02:14:26.319
Hide behind it.

02:14:27.600 –> 02:14:28.079
Take a look.

02:14:28.319 –> 02:14:29.199
What is he seeing?

02:14:29.520 –> 02:14:32.800
You’re seeing one of them standing in your flaming sphere.

02:14:33.439 –> 02:14:35.439
Hopefully about to take damage.

02:14:35.760 –> 02:14:37.439
You see piles of bodies.

02:14:37.760 –> 02:14:38.960
Piles of bodies.

02:14:39.279 –> 02:14:41.359
Ipet looks hurt, maybe.

02:14:41.840 –> 02:14:43.119
Do I see Ash yet?

02:14:43.439 –> 02:14:45.760
You see Ash hiding behind a corner.

02:14:46.079 –> 02:14:46.319
Okay.

02:14:46.800 –> 02:14:47.920
No other enemies?

02:14:48.239 –> 02:14:49.439
None that you see.

02:14:50.479 –> 02:14:50.800
Okay.

02:14:53.199 –> 02:14:53.840
Let’s see.

02:14:54.159 –> 02:14:55.199
I guess it will be.

02:14:55.840 –> 02:14:56.079
Yeah.

02:14:56.319 –> 02:14:57.359
Wait, wait for me.

02:14:58.560 –> 02:15:00.239
Guess it’ll be a chromatic orb.

02:15:00.720 –> 02:15:01.119
Sorry.

02:15:01.279 –> 02:15:04.960
Chromatic orb at the guy that I see in my flaming sphere.

02:15:05.520 –> 02:15:05.920
Alright.

02:15:06.479 –> 02:15:07.520
He can have lightning.

02:15:07.840 –> 02:15:08.000
Sorry.

02:15:08.159 –> 02:15:09.600
Threat fire damage.

02:15:09.920 –> 02:15:10.239
Alright.

02:15:10.319 –> 02:15:11.359
Roll damage.

02:15:12.720 –> 02:15:13.760
This is 3DA.

02:15:13.840 –> 02:15:14.479
Isn’t that right?

02:15:15.760 –> 02:15:16.159
Nice.

02:15:16.960 –> 02:15:25.760
You watch as your flaming sphere and your chromatic orb come together to finish off the cave dweller.

02:15:27.319 –> 02:15:27.720
Excellent.

02:15:27.960 –> 02:15:29.000
That’s my turn.

02:15:29.319 –> 02:15:31.960
His kid saw that he killed this thing and he’s hyped.

02:15:32.279 –> 02:15:33.720
Ash, it’s your turn.

02:15:34.680 –> 02:15:35.079
Kill.

02:15:35.479 –> 02:15:36.359
Very hype.

02:15:37.319 –> 02:15:41.239
I’m going to take two swings at this guy with booming blade on him.

02:15:42.439 –> 02:15:43.479
My foundry’s messing up.

02:15:43.560 –> 02:15:44.199
I need to reload.

02:15:44.760 –> 02:15:50.439
It’s so three more points of damage.

02:15:50.680 –> 02:15:52.520
So 24.

02:15:53.479 –> 02:15:56.680
And I’m going to do this exact same thing.

02:15:58.600 –> 02:16:00.439
Four more points of damage on that.

02:16:00.920 –> 02:16:02.439
So 20 total.

02:16:02.680 –> 02:16:03.640
That’s my turn.

02:16:03.960 –> 02:16:05.239
How do you kill this one?

02:16:05.560 –> 02:16:07.159
Straight into the fucking chest.

02:16:07.560 –> 02:16:08.279
Gear room.

02:16:08.600 –> 02:16:14.199
Actually, no, the necrotic damage sort of like bursts out of the chest and just starts decaying him.

02:16:14.520 –> 02:16:15.960
All right, Scorn, it’s your turn.

02:16:16.119 –> 02:16:18.920
You don’t see anymore, but you hear one moving.

02:16:20.279 –> 02:16:22.119
Which direction is the sound coming from?

02:16:22.439 –> 02:16:24.039
Ash’s direction.

02:16:25.000 –> 02:16:25.319
Oh.

02:16:25.960 –> 02:16:27.880
Sort of waving my hand.

02:16:29.079 –> 02:16:30.039
Oh, wait, I can’t see you.

02:16:30.119 –> 02:16:30.680
Never mind.

02:16:31.000 –> 02:16:33.159
So it’s coming from down here, somewhere.

02:16:34.200 –> 02:16:35.079
Somewhere down here.

02:16:35.319 –> 02:16:36.360
Is that what I’m thinking?

02:16:36.680 –> 02:16:37.000
Okay.

02:16:37.559 –> 02:16:38.120
Let’s see.

02:16:38.360 –> 02:16:40.200
One, two, three.

02:16:42.600 –> 02:16:43.479
Take this stuff away.

02:16:44.040 –> 02:16:46.360
Five and six.

02:16:47.319 –> 02:16:49.959
And I don’t see it, do I?

02:16:50.280 –> 02:16:50.600
No.

02:16:51.239 –> 02:16:51.559
Okay.

02:16:52.920 –> 02:16:53.399
Let’s see.

02:16:53.479 –> 02:16:55.639
Is there any action I want to take here?

02:16:55.959 –> 02:16:57.159
What do I got?

02:16:57.799 –> 02:17:00.600
Oh, I’m just going to dash.

02:17:00.920 –> 02:17:01.239
Yeah.

02:17:01.559 –> 02:17:04.760
One, two, three, five, six.

02:17:05.479 –> 02:17:06.120
Fuck was that?

02:17:06.280 –> 02:17:07.159
There he is.

02:17:07.479 –> 02:17:07.799
Okay.

02:17:08.520 –> 02:17:09.159
Oh, shit.

02:17:09.239 –> 02:17:09.959
He’s right here.

02:17:10.280 –> 02:17:10.600
Okay.

02:17:12.520 –> 02:17:13.719
Bonus action.

02:17:14.040 –> 02:17:14.840
I got nothing.

02:17:15.079 –> 02:17:15.559
I’m done.

02:17:15.799 –> 02:17:17.479
Ibbit, it’s your turn.

02:17:19.399 –> 02:17:21.239
Ibbit’s going to try to get out of here.

02:17:26.360 –> 02:17:26.680
Okay.

02:17:27.479 –> 02:17:30.760
I don’t see any other bad guys from where I’m at right now, do I?

02:17:31.079 –> 02:17:31.639
You don’t.

02:17:31.959 –> 02:17:34.280
I’m super confused on what’s going on right now.

02:17:34.600 –> 02:17:39.399
But Ibbit’s going to go ahead and drink this greater hole.

02:17:42.120 –> 02:17:43.959
He’s going to drink a potion of healing.

02:17:44.280 –> 02:17:45.319
Will it let me?

02:17:45.479 –> 02:17:46.280
Hello?

02:17:47.799 –> 02:17:48.280
How does that work?

02:17:48.440 –> 02:17:51.879
You want to just roll that manually real quick and I’ll put those in for you?

02:17:52.520 –> 02:17:53.559
Yeah, it’d be great.

02:17:55.079 –> 02:17:56.840
4d4 plus 4.

02:17:57.079 –> 02:17:57.319
Okay.

02:17:57.959 –> 02:18:02.760
Alright, Ibbit heals himself for 14 after chugging that bad boy.

02:18:03.079 –> 02:18:05.719
You feel ready to take some more arrows.

02:18:10.200 –> 02:18:11.719
How much more movement do I have?

02:18:11.959 –> 02:18:13.959
It took me 20 to get out of there.

02:18:14.280 –> 02:18:14.520
Yeah.

02:18:15.000 –> 02:18:15.399
All right.

02:18:17.639 –> 02:18:19.959
10, 20, 25.

02:18:20.600 –> 02:18:21.559
One more step.

02:18:22.680 –> 02:18:23.639
Oh, hi, Ash.

02:18:24.280 –> 02:18:25.399
Have you seen Aldrich?

02:18:25.559 –> 02:18:27.719
Or Aldric, have you seen Scorn?

02:18:29.000 –> 02:18:29.239
No.

02:18:32.840 –> 02:18:34.840
I’m kind of buzzy down here.

02:18:36.840 –> 02:18:38.200
Wait, are there more down there?

02:18:38.520 –> 02:18:39.079
Yes.

02:18:39.399 –> 02:18:39.639
Okay.

02:18:41.239 –> 02:18:42.600
I’m on my way.

02:18:48.520 –> 02:18:48.680
God.

02:18:49.079 –> 02:18:50.600
Alright, yeah, that’s my turn.

02:18:51.239 –> 02:18:54.360
You see one more coming forward.

02:18:54.680 –> 02:18:56.680
It approaches you menacingly.

02:18:57.000 –> 02:18:59.719
Its eye is filled with anger and vitriol.

02:19:00.040 –> 02:19:01.479
It reaches down to the ground.

02:19:01.559 –> 02:19:03.399
It begins wrenching it up.

02:19:04.360 –> 02:19:08.920
Scorn and Ash need to make a DC-15 dexterity saving throw.

02:19:09.159 –> 02:19:09.399
Nope.

02:19:10.200 –> 02:19:10.600
There we go.

02:19:10.840 –> 02:19:11.319
Got it.

02:19:11.559 –> 02:19:12.360
There it is.

02:19:12.680 –> 02:19:13.879
Oh, crap.

02:19:15.159 –> 02:19:17.000
Does that break your invisibility?

02:19:17.719 –> 02:19:21.319
If I take damage, I’ll have to make a concentration check.

02:19:21.879 –> 02:19:23.239
I think you’re taking damage.

02:19:23.559 –> 02:19:25.799
You both take 11 damage.

02:19:26.120 –> 02:19:27.079
Uh-huh.

02:19:28.040 –> 02:19:28.360
Okay.

02:19:29.239 –> 02:19:31.479
I’m going to make a concentration check.

02:19:31.719 –> 02:19:32.120
Boom.

02:19:32.360 –> 02:19:32.600
Nope.

02:19:32.760 –> 02:19:33.479
Oh, look at that.

02:19:33.799 –> 02:19:34.920
Just short.

02:19:35.959 –> 02:19:37.000
Hellish rebuke.

02:19:37.639 –> 02:19:39.000
Hellish rebuke.

02:19:40.200 –> 02:19:40.520
Okay.

02:19:41.479 –> 02:19:43.719
I mean, the hell with this.

02:19:44.440 –> 02:19:46.600
I’m going to set him on fire now.

02:19:48.040 –> 02:19:48.760
This is going to be.

02:19:50.200 –> 02:19:50.680
I do.

02:19:51.000 –> 02:19:53.079
And I’m landed on my butt.

02:19:53.879 –> 02:19:55.000
Oh, hi, Scorn.

02:19:55.719 –> 02:19:56.120
Hi.

02:19:58.760 –> 02:20:00.440
We are going to go third level.

02:20:00.680 –> 02:20:01.639
Yeah, third level.

02:20:01.879 –> 02:20:02.440
Boom.

02:20:02.920 –> 02:20:06.680
DC-15 deck save for Caveboy there.

02:20:07.000 –> 02:20:11.079
And it sucks to be him.

02:20:14.760 –> 02:20:16.120
That’s a fair amount of damage.

02:20:16.360 –> 02:20:16.840
Actually, I see.

02:20:16.920 –> 02:20:24.280
So you see him shriek and fall to the ground as he dies and the cave goes quiet.

02:20:24.600 –> 02:20:26.920
The sound of burning echoes.

02:20:28.879 –> 02:20:29.760
Did you come from?

02:20:30.079 –> 02:20:30.399
What?

02:20:31.760 –> 02:20:33.360
Originally or just now?

02:20:34.959 –> 02:20:35.280
Here.

02:20:36.239 –> 02:20:37.920
Yeah, I’ve been around.

02:20:38.239 –> 02:20:39.600
Did you see what he did to me?

02:20:39.920 –> 02:20:40.239
Yeah.

02:20:40.879 –> 02:20:44.719
Getting up and dusting myself off, unsummoning my sword.

02:20:45.600 –> 02:20:46.879
Fucking myself up.

02:20:47.200 –> 02:20:49.520
We’re still in difficult terrain, are we not?

02:20:49.840 –> 02:20:50.239
Yes.

02:20:50.559 –> 02:20:50.799
Yeah.

02:20:51.280 –> 02:20:54.719
But we’re out of initiative, so we’re just going to ignore that for now.

02:20:55.760 –> 02:20:55.920
Okay.

02:20:56.879 –> 02:21:00.799
Yeah, you’re starting to get the feeling Scorn might not be very brave.

02:21:03.680 –> 02:21:04.399
What do you hell?

02:21:04.799 –> 02:21:09.200
Ibbit kneels and trying to get gather himself.

02:21:09.520 –> 02:21:10.639
Is everyone okay?

02:21:10.959 –> 02:21:11.920
Oh, gosh.

02:21:12.239 –> 02:21:14.239
I had worse days.

02:21:14.559 –> 02:21:15.040
I’m gonna do it.

02:21:16.879 –> 02:21:20.639
Ibbit slowly and carefully starts to take arrows out of his body.

02:21:20.959 –> 02:21:21.760
What’s in this room?

02:21:21.840 –> 02:21:23.360
Can I do an investigation?

02:21:23.680 –> 02:21:24.159
Yes.

02:21:24.479 –> 02:21:25.920
Roll investigation.

02:21:26.239 –> 02:21:27.280
Not a fucking thing.

02:21:27.920 –> 02:21:29.600
There’s some furniture in the room.

02:21:31.600 –> 02:21:32.799
What do you got there, Ash?

02:21:33.040 –> 02:21:34.639
Not a goddamn thing.

02:21:34.959 –> 02:21:36.079
All that fucking shit.

02:21:36.239 –> 02:21:38.639
Not even fucking a head.

02:21:38.959 –> 02:21:40.719
A quill, if you will.

02:21:41.040 –> 02:21:46.239
Aldric, as you step into the room, you notice that it is dwarven furniture.

02:21:47.120 –> 02:21:49.600
But the original inhabitants are long gone.

02:21:49.920 –> 02:21:52.879
The sheets are moldy, though still being used.

02:21:53.440 –> 02:21:54.319
Disgusting.

02:21:54.639 –> 02:21:59.200
Do you guys have any idea what those things were and why they were even down here?

02:22:00.479 –> 02:22:06.159
No, I know, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that lich knew that they were there and he didn’t warn us.

02:22:07.760 –> 02:22:09.600
He’s gonna be explaining to you.

02:22:10.239 –> 02:22:12.399
Scorn’s checking out this room in here.

02:22:13.040 –> 02:22:14.559
Roll investigation.

02:22:15.440 –> 02:22:16.559
I can do that.

02:22:16.879 –> 02:22:18.000
That’s really average.

02:22:18.159 –> 02:22:18.879
Okay, there we go.

02:22:19.200 –> 02:22:20.319
You find a paper.

02:22:20.879 –> 02:22:21.280
I find one.

02:22:21.600 –> 02:22:24.319
I can’t decipher it, but there is writing on it.

02:22:24.639 –> 02:22:25.200
Uh-huh.

02:22:25.680 –> 02:22:30.319
And mostly dwarven script, but mixed in with goblin.

02:22:30.879 –> 02:22:32.639
Just difficult to decipher.

02:22:32.959 –> 02:22:35.920
Well, I’ll show it to Aldrich later.

02:22:36.239 –> 02:22:37.520
Anything else in here?

02:22:37.840 –> 02:22:41.040
More moldy sheets and rotting furniture.

02:22:41.520 –> 02:22:42.000
Gross.

02:22:42.799 –> 02:22:43.200
This room.

02:22:43.440 –> 02:22:45.360
Aldric took a look at the one he was in.

02:22:45.600 –> 02:22:48.399
Is there anything in the chests on the right there?

02:22:48.719 –> 02:22:50.799
There is old molding clothing.

02:22:51.120 –> 02:22:51.360
Yeah.

02:22:52.559 –> 02:22:53.520
And he runs away.

02:22:53.760 –> 02:22:54.239
Disgusting.

02:22:54.399 –> 02:23:02.000
Ash, this room you walked into is made of rough stone, very different from the fine dwarven work nearby.

02:23:02.319 –> 02:23:07.920
You can see beds of hay where they have been sleeping, and you see packs stolen from travelers.

02:23:08.559 –> 02:23:10.319
Ooh, can I see what’s in the packs?

02:23:10.559 –> 02:23:12.239
Yes, roll investigation.

02:23:12.559 –> 02:23:14.559
Give me a bed, roll, please.

02:23:14.959 –> 02:23:15.760
God damn it.

02:23:16.079 –> 02:23:18.559
You find torches and bedrolls mostly.

02:23:18.879 –> 02:23:21.040
A handful of gold coins.

02:23:21.360 –> 02:23:22.559
I’ll take the gold.

02:23:22.879 –> 02:23:24.239
You find nine gold.

02:23:24.639 –> 02:23:26.399
Guess we’re searching the rest of the place.

02:23:26.719 –> 02:23:29.440
Yeah, there’s check out this one.

02:23:30.079 –> 02:23:32.719
These are more of what you had seen originally.

02:23:33.040 –> 02:23:39.120
They were housing for a dwarven settlement that was being built here, but was abandoned in the process.

02:23:39.920 –> 02:23:45.280
You’re going to sit right here and roll some dice because I’m fucking tucked.

02:23:45.440 –> 02:23:46.719
I didn’t roll hit dice in this.

02:23:47.040 –> 02:23:51.520
Take a short, hit the short rest icon up at the top of your character sheet, which is what I’m doing now.

02:23:51.760 –> 02:23:53.040
He’s got the right idea.

02:23:53.360 –> 02:23:54.559
Taking a short rest.

02:23:54.879 –> 02:23:55.280
Yep.

02:23:56.079 –> 02:23:57.760
Damn, this would give me one more like that.

02:23:58.079 –> 02:23:59.600
So there’s one, two, three, four.

02:23:59.920 –> 02:24:00.239
Okay.

02:24:00.559 –> 02:24:03.760
I spent four hit dice and I’m almost up to full.

02:24:03.920 –> 02:24:04.479
Yay.

02:24:04.799 –> 02:24:05.440
And I got.

02:24:06.079 –> 02:24:07.920
I meant to use more than just one.

02:24:08.239 –> 02:24:10.399
Got all my bardic inspiration back.

02:24:10.719 –> 02:24:11.280
Yay.

02:24:12.079 –> 02:24:12.559
There we go.

02:24:12.799 –> 02:24:14.239
I don’t think there’s anything else here.

02:24:14.319 –> 02:24:15.520
Let’s get the fuck out of here.

02:24:16.159 –> 02:24:17.840
I’m not sure which way we go from here.

02:24:18.159 –> 02:24:26.479
Do you guys think the people we killed were the original regulars of this of this base?

02:24:26.799 –> 02:24:29.280
Or are they taking it over?

02:24:32.799 –> 02:24:40.399
Can I look at the bodies and see if there’s anything that indicates there were like goblins or dwarves once, maybe?

02:24:40.559 –> 02:24:42.639
Or do they just look completely different?

02:24:42.959 –> 02:24:46.000
So I’ll go to the area where the fireball was thrown.

02:24:46.719 –> 02:24:48.079
Scorn’s fireball.

02:24:48.399 –> 02:24:52.479
And to see if there’s anything we could find out about the bodies.

02:24:52.559 –> 02:24:54.479
Just based on if it’s sand there.

02:24:55.040 –> 02:24:56.479
Yes, roll investigation.

02:24:56.799 –> 02:25:00.399
Do I see that the east is the way we were going?

02:25:00.719 –> 02:25:01.120
Yes.

02:25:01.440 –> 02:25:01.760
Okay.

02:25:02.079 –> 02:25:02.639
Ooh, not sure.

02:25:03.760 –> 02:25:14.959
As you’re investigating, these were once goblins, but they were twisted through a magical sacrifice, meant to embody them with power and stature.

02:25:15.280 –> 02:25:21.440
By sacrificing someone of greater power, they can claim some of it for themselves.

02:25:21.760 –> 02:25:25.760
There is a shrine hidden nearby in the north of the cave.

02:25:26.079 –> 02:25:27.280
I relay that to the group.

02:25:27.360 –> 02:25:27.840
I think Ibbit.

02:25:29.159 –> 02:25:29.479
You were right.

02:25:29.559 –> 02:25:32.360
There’s some kind of goblins once.

02:25:32.680 –> 02:25:33.639
There’s a shrine.

02:25:35.159 –> 02:25:38.440
A shrine that changed them or something?

02:25:39.000 –> 02:25:40.520
Maybe that’s where they changed.

02:25:42.040 –> 02:25:43.079
It’s in the north.

02:25:43.399 –> 02:25:45.319
I don’t know if that’s much of our concern.

02:25:45.399 –> 02:25:46.680
Do we have two paths to take?

02:25:46.840 –> 02:25:47.639
Is that what this is?

02:25:48.440 –> 02:25:49.719
I think this is it.

02:25:50.040 –> 02:25:51.159
Does everybody got a short pass?

02:25:51.879 –> 02:25:53.799
Has it everybody got a short rest?

02:25:54.120 –> 02:25:54.280
Yeah.

02:25:54.440 –> 02:25:55.559
Yeah, I’m fine though.

02:25:55.879 –> 02:25:56.440
All right.

02:25:58.120 –> 02:26:03.799
Well, I think if we leave this shrine as is, it’s going to claim more victims.

02:26:04.120 –> 02:26:04.360
Yeah.

02:26:05.239 –> 02:26:09.319
So maybe we should do something about that before we go.

02:26:09.639 –> 02:26:10.440
Oh, now I see it.

02:26:10.520 –> 02:26:10.600
Right.

02:26:10.680 –> 02:26:11.559
I wasn’t seeing that before.

02:26:12.040 –> 02:26:12.200
Yeah.

02:26:12.840 –> 02:26:23.559
On the shrine, you see a knife engraved in the blade with the symbol of a bleeding, smiling moon.

02:26:24.120 –> 02:26:24.840
Oh, God.

02:26:25.399 –> 02:26:26.200
Uh-oh.

02:26:27.239 –> 02:26:28.040
Interesting.

02:26:28.840 –> 02:26:29.559
What does that mean?

02:26:29.879 –> 02:26:32.040
Ibbit walks up to the shrine and looks at it.

02:26:32.360 –> 02:26:35.239
Can I make a religion check to see if I know anything about this?

02:26:36.040 –> 02:26:36.600
Yes.

02:26:37.239 –> 02:26:37.559
Okay.

02:26:38.120 –> 02:26:39.079
Come on, real good.

02:26:39.239 –> 02:26:40.120
Oh, that’s terrible.

02:26:40.360 –> 02:26:40.520
Okay.

02:26:40.840 –> 02:26:41.719
Got an 11.

02:26:42.600 –> 02:26:48.280
You’re aware that this is a shrine to an ancient forgotten god of what you don’t remember.

02:26:49.559 –> 02:26:49.879
Okay.

02:26:50.520 –> 02:26:52.680
So it’s an old god.

02:26:53.319 –> 02:26:53.559
Yeah.

02:26:55.559 –> 02:26:58.520
I missed a few religion classes in school.

02:26:58.840 –> 02:27:00.680
So I’m not sure which one, but it’s really old.

02:27:01.239 –> 02:27:05.399
No, this looks like something.

02:27:06.280 –> 02:27:10.120
This looks like the god that’s these signs and this symbol.

02:27:10.440 –> 02:27:13.319
This is related to the guy who’s been messing with me.

02:27:13.639 –> 02:27:14.040
Really?

02:27:14.360 –> 02:27:15.319
Yeah, I believe so.

02:27:15.959 –> 02:27:18.920
You tell him from me that none of the cool people worship him anymore.

02:27:19.159 –> 02:27:21.399
I say, take the knife, destroy the shrine.

02:27:21.479 –> 02:27:22.440
Let’s get the fuck out of here.

02:27:22.760 –> 02:27:30.120
Ibbit looks at the knife and he breathes in, breathes out, and then he places his hand on the knife.

02:27:30.440 –> 02:27:32.280
You feel a bit of power in it.

02:27:32.600 –> 02:27:36.360
This knife allows you to claim the magic from someone else.

02:27:36.680 –> 02:27:38.120
That explains a lot.

02:27:38.440 –> 02:27:39.000
It’s going to be a message.

02:27:39.879 –> 02:27:43.959
To slay someone, you can steal some of their magical potential.

02:27:44.280 –> 02:27:54.120
Ibbit is going to take the knife and he’s going to slam it in a way against the shrine itself to hopefully snap the blade.

02:27:54.760 –> 02:27:55.879
Roll strength.

02:27:56.200 –> 02:27:57.079
Guidance.

02:28:01.159 –> 02:28:01.639
Thank you.

02:28:02.920 –> 02:28:05.000
Would you like a bardic inspiration?

02:28:05.959 –> 02:28:07.799
So there’s a guidance, which is what?

02:28:07.879 –> 02:28:08.760
A plus D4?

02:28:09.159 –> 02:28:09.559
Uh-huh.

02:28:09.719 –> 02:28:09.879
Yeah.

02:28:10.280 –> 02:28:10.520
All right.

02:28:10.760 –> 02:28:12.200
Let me roll my strength.

02:28:12.520 –> 02:28:12.680
Okay.

02:28:13.239 –> 02:28:17.959
That’s a 24, and I’m going to go ahead and add that an additional D4 because why not?

02:28:18.200 –> 02:28:18.840
A 3.

02:28:19.159 –> 02:28:20.280
That’s a 27.

02:28:22.280 –> 02:28:25.319
I’m like, you’ve got a Bardic inspiration if you want it.

02:28:26.360 –> 02:28:27.559
I break it with that.

02:28:28.200 –> 02:28:30.120
Roll the Bardic inspiration.

02:28:30.440 –> 02:28:30.760
Okay.

02:28:31.559 –> 02:28:32.040
D8.

02:28:33.000 –> 02:28:33.399
Yep.

02:28:33.959 –> 02:28:34.600
It’s a D8.

02:28:35.000 –> 02:28:35.879
Tough-ass blade.

02:28:36.040 –> 02:28:36.360
Oh!

02:28:37.559 –> 02:28:38.520
Oh, well, there you go.

02:28:38.600 –> 02:28:39.399
It’s 35.

02:28:40.360 –> 02:28:49.879
As you swing, summoning ferocious strength, you see the symbol on the blade glow, and you split the shrine in half.

02:28:51.559 –> 02:28:53.879
Wait, not the blade, but the shrine?

02:28:54.520 –> 02:29:02.280
You hear laughter echoing in the back of your mind, and you see the glowing symbol leave the blade.

02:29:02.600 –> 02:29:05.639
That’s not the result I expected.

02:29:05.959 –> 02:29:06.920
Kind of crazy.

02:29:07.719 –> 02:29:19.719
So Ibbit tested your might Mortal Kombat style against the shrine and freaking split it, but the knife is still fully in contact.

02:29:20.040 –> 02:29:20.440
Yes.

02:29:21.399 –> 02:29:25.000
Looking at it, could I perceive that the magic in this has left?

02:29:25.639 –> 02:29:27.719
Yes, but it is nearby.

02:29:29.639 –> 02:29:29.959
Oh.

02:29:32.360 –> 02:29:35.319
Did you give me that paper while we were resting?

02:29:35.639 –> 02:29:36.200
Yeah, yeah.

02:29:36.360 –> 02:29:37.000
Take a look at this.

02:29:37.159 –> 02:29:38.200
See what this says.

02:29:38.520 –> 02:29:41.959
Could I have done comprehend languages while we were short resting?

02:29:42.280 –> 02:29:43.000
I look at it.

02:29:43.639 –> 02:29:44.680
Hey, that’s goblin.

02:29:44.920 –> 02:29:46.360
Oh, maybe you know.

02:29:46.680 –> 02:29:47.799
Some of it’s goblin.

02:29:48.280 –> 02:29:49.479
Some of it is dwarven.

02:29:50.040 –> 02:29:52.840
I mean, Ash, can you read a little bit?

02:29:53.000 –> 02:29:53.959
The goblin parts.

02:29:54.520 –> 02:29:56.280
I want to read the goblin parts.

02:29:56.440 –> 02:29:59.479
It’s something talking about a ritual to gain power.

02:29:59.879 –> 02:30:01.159
Looks like it’s instructions.

02:30:01.399 –> 02:30:01.719
Mainly.

02:30:02.680 –> 02:30:02.920
Wait.

02:30:03.000 –> 02:30:03.319
Wait, wait.

02:30:03.879 –> 02:30:04.600
Hold on a moment.

02:30:04.760 –> 02:30:09.000
That knife lets you stab someone and take their power.

02:30:09.319 –> 02:30:09.879
Yes.

02:30:10.200 –> 02:30:10.440
Oh.

02:30:10.920 –> 02:30:11.239
Rap.

02:30:11.559 –> 02:30:12.120
Ibbit.

02:30:12.280 –> 02:30:13.239
What did you do?

02:30:13.559 –> 02:30:15.000
This thing is no good.

02:30:15.559 –> 02:30:15.879
No.

02:30:16.360 –> 02:30:16.600
No.

02:30:16.760 –> 02:30:18.840
You killed the shrine and now you’ve got its power.

02:30:19.799 –> 02:30:22.680
You feel a vibration in your sword.

02:30:25.719 –> 02:30:27.319
Ibbit’s about to become a warlock.

02:30:27.639 –> 02:30:27.879
This is.

02:30:30.319 –> 02:30:38.399
Ibbit picks up his great sword and looks at it, you now see the glowing symbol of the smiling, bloody half moon.

02:30:42.399 –> 02:30:43.120
Ah, shit.

02:30:45.040 –> 02:30:46.879
I can’t believe I helped you do that.

02:30:47.520 –> 02:30:49.680
It’s changed your smites.

02:30:50.319 –> 02:30:55.520
Now, if you kill someone with the smite, you get the spell slot back.

02:30:55.840 –> 02:30:56.719
Oh, shit.

02:30:56.959 –> 02:30:57.280
Okay.

02:30:58.559 –> 02:31:09.280
But every time you do so, you accumulate another soul in the sword, and the count will be displayed on the side of the blade.

02:31:09.600 –> 02:31:10.879
Oh, my God.

02:31:12.639 –> 02:31:13.120
Let’s go.

02:31:13.520 –> 02:31:15.040
Sword of souls.

02:31:16.239 –> 02:31:17.280
Can I get a new sword?

02:31:17.440 –> 02:31:18.639
Can I get a do a hat?

02:31:21.840 –> 02:31:22.719
Oh, boy.

02:31:23.280 –> 02:31:30.000
Ibbit looks at the sword, and like he understands that this is this is like this is how the sword’s going to work now.

02:31:30.319 –> 02:31:34.399
You understand that this is going to happen to whatever weapon you use now.

02:31:34.719 –> 02:31:36.159
Oh, shit.

02:31:37.360 –> 02:31:40.479
Ibbit sighs, and he’s like, he like looks up.

02:31:41.120 –> 02:31:42.399
Are you happy now?

02:31:44.000 –> 02:31:46.399
All you hear is the echoing laughter.

02:31:46.719 –> 02:31:48.319
Who are you talking to?

02:31:51.440 –> 02:31:56.639
I’m having some really weird spiritual issues right now.

02:31:57.520 –> 02:32:03.280
And I’ve gotten the attention of the forgotten one.

02:32:03.600 –> 02:32:04.719
Oh, wonderful.

02:32:06.319 –> 02:32:09.040
A god who really likes violence.

02:32:09.360 –> 02:32:12.799
And I guess the violence that I do pleases him.

02:32:13.120 –> 02:32:14.159
Interesting.

02:32:14.719 –> 02:32:18.079
Why you chose a holy man and not fucking someone like me?

02:32:18.399 –> 02:32:20.639
I think that’s part of his sick games.

02:32:20.959 –> 02:32:21.920
It could be.

02:32:25.360 –> 02:32:31.440
Ibbit looks at his sword in a dramatic fashion, and he just closes his eyes, he shakes his head.

02:32:31.760 –> 02:32:33.680
And he puts it in its sheath.

02:32:34.000 –> 02:32:37.520
And he’s like, well, there’s no changing this now.

02:32:37.840 –> 02:32:39.520
We gotta keep moving.

02:32:39.840 –> 02:32:41.120
We gotta get the fuck out of here.

02:32:41.360 –> 02:32:43.520
I don’t want to face any more of those things.

02:32:43.840 –> 02:32:44.159
Yeah.

02:32:44.799 –> 02:32:50.000
You begin making your way through the cave, and we’ll pick up after that.

02:32:50.319 –> 02:32:50.719
I will not.

02:32:51.040 –> 02:32:52.079
Well, thank you guys.

02:32:52.639 –> 02:32:56.239
Thank you for this interesting cave.

02:32:59.120 –> 02:33:00.239
Yes, this was fun.

02:33:00.559 –> 02:33:03.040
Ibbit’s dealing with a lot of moral conundrums.

02:33:03.360 –> 02:33:05.920
Just so you know, guys, I will not be here next week.

02:33:06.159 –> 02:33:07.840
I’m going to Gatlinburg.

02:33:08.159 –> 02:33:08.479
All right.

02:33:10.159 –> 02:33:10.559
Hold on.

02:33:10.639 –> 02:33:13.440
Next week is the 19th.

02:33:14.000 –> 02:33:15.280
Okay, yeah, I’ll be here.

02:33:15.600 –> 02:33:20.239
So we’re going to be missing Ash on the 19th, but then you guys are going to be missing me on the 26th.

02:33:20.559 –> 02:33:21.120
Yep.

02:33:22.079 –> 02:33:24.159
Do we know if Starlix coming back?

02:33:24.479 –> 02:33:25.120
Yes.

02:33:25.440 –> 02:33:25.680
Right.

02:33:26.239 –> 02:33:27.840
Now, Starlix just dropped the campaign.

02:33:27.920 –> 02:33:28.959
She fucking hates us.

02:33:29.280 –> 02:33:30.399
Oh, my gosh.

02:33:30.639 –> 02:33:31.520
Hope not.

02:33:32.399 –> 02:33:33.680
Boys night.

02:33:36.799 –> 02:33:37.360
Boys night.

02:33:37.520 –> 02:33:38.159
Well, thank you, guys.

02:33:38.319 –> 02:33:40.319
I’ll see you next week at the same time.

02:33:40.639 –> 02:33:40.959
Yep.

02:33:41.040 –> 02:33:41.600
Thank you, man.

02:33:41.840 –> 02:33:42.639
You have a good night.

02:33:42.959 –> 02:33:43.440
See you in the next one.

02:33:43.760 –> 02:33:44.719
You guys have a good night.

02:33:45.040 –> 02:33:45.280
All right.

02:33:45.680 –> 02:33:45.920
Thank you.

02:33:46.479 –> 02:33:47.040
Bye-bye.